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Rob Wesley
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Some guy on the internet.
Me on the official pre-game show panel: Well, I gotta go with my gut here and I think something weird happens and we don't get an ending.
(Graphics department puts "???" in the square for my prediction instead of a Seahawks or Patriots logo)
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"Rheum. It's - you know, the stuff in the corner of your eyes? It's called rheum. I harvest it from key animals, it's not - it's not from people, I'm not weird, it's from the key animals, I'll have some of that. And New Water, to drink, some New Water."
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Big Super Bowl ad that's just the words "Hey, Come On" a blank screen. No other info, no one takes credit for it, everyone assumes maybe it's for Jesus? But it isn't.
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Eh, I'm bored, do the game now, let's get this shit going.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Just sitting here thinking what if they had a talking baby in one of the the commercials tonight? Like, not a real talking baby but the baby says something and it’s an adult doing the voice. Hehe…That’d be fucking wild, I hope they do it, I don’t even care what for, I’ll buy whatever it is.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Let the Jackass crew compete with the Individual Neutral Athletes at the Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I know it’s usually a summer sport but since these Winter Games are in Italy, they should have gone ahead and had Olympic Mr. Riplying this time.
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Not seeing a whole lot of excitement online for tonight's Super Bowl Talent Show & Fun Fest.
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
If speedskating ever really took off in the public consciousness, I could see it leading to Olympic Naruto Running being added to the Summer Games.
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This theme will be repurposed for The Rizzler's 2052 election run as he attempts to unseat the incumbent, President Beast.
This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.

The theme song is everything.
Sizzler Promotional Commercial 1991
YouTube video by Rachel Redhouse
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Snowboxing
Mixed Skeleton (Superbones)
Mountain Kill
Snowtorcycling
Ice Danzig
Nordic Disassembled
All Country Snowball Fight
Night Skate
What night is Snowboxing on?
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What night is Snowboxing on?
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Rob Wesley
"...how much I aspire to be the way he was—to have the generosity and energy to care in the way he cared, to love that much and that freely, and to be as sincere in my desire to learn and as capable of finding delight in sharing that knowledge. I can’t think of any better way to be than that."
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
mummy can’t buy happiness youtu.be/CjSGolKS5NE
Coin! Coin!
YouTube video by debgibsonfan
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Rob Wesley
Had to drop out of the running for those Texas Chainsaw Massacre rights.

Sorry to disappoint everyone, we had some cool ideas I know the fans would have loved (Leatherspace), but just too many things going on right now to stay in the mix.
June 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Muppet Rock* masters Three Dog Night

*70s or 70s-sounding rock songs that sound like they could have been capably performed by the the Muppets, not necessarily an insult
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"Thriller is out there, Michael. Thriller is real. And the only way Thriller can ever be stopped is if you write a top 10 song and an an accompanying short film that becomes the most popular music video of all time about Thriller to draw it into the open so you can then catch and kill Thriller."
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
GEORGE MARTIN: Would you like one, Paul? A Maryland Cookie.
PAUL: Er no George. I'm a bit busy, y'know, making The White Album.
GEORGE MARTIN: Might be good name for your Honey Pie song. Call her Maryland Cookie.
PAUL: I'll keep that in mind.
GEORGE MARTIN: Do.
RINGO: I would like a Maryland Cookie.
Paul, George, Ringo and George Martin, October 7 1968
The #Beatles White Album sessions
📷John Kelly
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Rob Wesley
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
@treblaw.bsky.social I keep waiting for one of these newest batches of emails to have someone saying "thanks" multiple times so I can send it to you.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Not to get *too* topical, but enough with this weather, am I right? Smash that follow button if you agree.
#Weather
#BlueSkyTheOfficialAppOfWeather
#NoFollowbacksEver
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"Melania Movie, everybody loves Melania Movie, they're all saying it. Not as much as Home Alone 2, they're very clear about that, they loved Home Alone 2 more. It made more money than Rain Man, you didn't know that did you? Millions more than Bridesmaids. Also all Americans are now under arrest."
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by Rob Wesley
You know what you need to do BLUESKY: THE PHILADELPHIA APP. I want to see those screenshots!
January 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
SCTV is kind of a Rosetta Stone for a ton of modern comedy, right? Location/setting and maybe more broadly some kind of persistence in sketch comedy, characters playing other characters, just so much of the more meta aspects of what they were doing.
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM