Bulworth in those files?
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bulworth in those files?
Reposted by Rob Wesley
What do you figure a typical work day on the moon is?
I'm thinking get up, replace some air filters, measure the moon rocks to make sure they haven't moved, spy on the nation's enemies, answer that day's Moon Sphinx riddle, maybe press some buttons for an hour.
Rest of the day is yours, really.
I'm thinking get up, replace some air filters, measure the moon rocks to make sure they haven't moved, spy on the nation's enemies, answer that day's Moon Sphinx riddle, maybe press some buttons for an hour.
Rest of the day is yours, really.
June 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What do you figure a typical work day on the moon is?
I'm thinking get up, replace some air filters, measure the moon rocks to make sure they haven't moved, spy on the nation's enemies, answer that day's Moon Sphinx riddle, maybe press some buttons for an hour.
Rest of the day is yours, really.
I'm thinking get up, replace some air filters, measure the moon rocks to make sure they haven't moved, spy on the nation's enemies, answer that day's Moon Sphinx riddle, maybe press some buttons for an hour.
Rest of the day is yours, really.
Reposted by Rob Wesley
I bet vantablack Gatorade would taste amazing
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I bet vantablack Gatorade would taste amazing
They said yes, the NFL said yes. Turns out no one has ever just asked before, and he asked (nicely, I'm told) and so they're going for it, they're redoing the Super Bowl tonight. Olympics stuff will be in a little picture-in-picture window on NBC.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
They said yes, the NFL said yes. Turns out no one has ever just asked before, and he asked (nicely, I'm told) and so they're going for it, they're redoing the Super Bowl tonight. Olympics stuff will be in a little picture-in-picture window on NBC.
Terrible mood at Vince Vaughn's Super Bowl party after seeing that Owen Wilson did a commercial without him. Vince is trying to play it cool, saying how much he loved the ad, but you can tell it's eating him up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Terrible mood at Vince Vaughn's Super Bowl party after seeing that Owen Wilson did a commercial without him. Vince is trying to play it cool, saying how much he loved the ad, but you can tell it's eating him up.
Was it a little weird that he kept promoting 2025's Caught Stealing through the whole halftime show? Yeah, a little.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Was it a little weird that he kept promoting 2025's Caught Stealing through the whole halftime show? Yeah, a little.
Kid Rock just said "Oh wait, from Bullet Train? I know him!" and ended his own show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Kid Rock just said "Oh wait, from Bullet Train? I know him!" and ended his own show.
when i get mad at a bad bunny concert
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
when i get mad at a bad bunny concert
Under reported with all the Kid Rock stuff, but bold of CBS to counter halftime with an all-new, live episode of TRACKER.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Under reported with all the Kid Rock stuff, but bold of CBS to counter halftime with an all-new, live episode of TRACKER.
NBC's gotta be thinking about breaking the glass and replacing these two teams in the second half with the emergency back-ups, the reigning NFL champions The Philadelphia Eagles and a team made up of the casts of the first 50 seasons of Saturday Night Live.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
NBC's gotta be thinking about breaking the glass and replacing these two teams in the second half with the emergency back-ups, the reigning NFL champions The Philadelphia Eagles and a team made up of the casts of the first 50 seasons of Saturday Night Live.
YouTube thing fell through, too. TPUSA concert now on eBaum's world.
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
YouTube thing fell through, too. TPUSA concert now on eBaum's world.
Whenever someone says "Kenneth Walker" they should play the clip of the kid saying "The third, my dear boy" from the Monk Academy on Mr. Show.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Whenever someone says "Kenneth Walker" they should play the clip of the kid saying "The third, my dear boy" from the Monk Academy on Mr. Show.
"Allen Covert here at the Super Bowl."
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"Allen Covert here at the Super Bowl."
Seattle Quarterback Sam Darnold is, of course, named after the characters of Sam, Dudley, and Arnold from the TV series DIFF'RENT STROKES, which ended its run 40 years ago this year. So you can imagine, winning this one is extra important for him.
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Seattle Quarterback Sam Darnold is, of course, named after the characters of Sam, Dudley, and Arnold from the TV series DIFF'RENT STROKES, which ended its run 40 years ago this year. So you can imagine, winning this one is extra important for him.
Wait, you can bet on sports? Neat. I might try this out.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Wait, you can bet on sports? Neat. I might try this out.
Flag Football at the Summer Olympics is going to be amazing, especially if whatever country replaces America doesn't win it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Flag Football at the Summer Olympics is going to be amazing, especially if whatever country replaces America doesn't win it.
Super Bowl crowd is going crazy, chanting "PILGRIM FEET! PILGRIM FEET!" They need to do the next verse or they're going to lose everyone.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Super Bowl crowd is going crazy, chanting "PILGRIM FEET! PILGRIM FEET!" They need to do the next verse or they're going to lose everyone.
Everyone's getting on Bon Jovi's ass for being there for the Patriots when he's famously from New Jersey, but you got it all wrong, he did it because of his deep and longstanding personal friendships with Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick. See? It's fine.
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Everyone's getting on Bon Jovi's ass for being there for the Patriots when he's famously from New Jersey, but you got it all wrong, he did it because of his deep and longstanding personal friendships with Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick. See? It's fine.
NBC: What if we brought HEROES back again? What are you gonna about it? Nothing. That's right. Nothing.
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
NBC: What if we brought HEROES back again? What are you gonna about it? Nothing. That's right. Nothing.
Let Jerry Rice jam with Green Day. Let him do it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Let Jerry Rice jam with Green Day. Let him do it.
Me on the official pre-game show panel: Well, I gotta go with my gut here and I think something weird happens and we don't get an ending.
(Graphics department puts "???" in the square for my prediction instead of a Seahawks or Patriots logo)
(Graphics department puts "???" in the square for my prediction instead of a Seahawks or Patriots logo)
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Me on the official pre-game show panel: Well, I gotta go with my gut here and I think something weird happens and we don't get an ending.
(Graphics department puts "???" in the square for my prediction instead of a Seahawks or Patriots logo)
(Graphics department puts "???" in the square for my prediction instead of a Seahawks or Patriots logo)
"Rheum. It's - you know, the stuff in the corner of your eyes? It's called rheum. I harvest it from key animals, it's not - it's not from people, I'm not weird, it's from the key animals, I'll have some of that. And New Water, to drink, some New Water."
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"Rheum. It's - you know, the stuff in the corner of your eyes? It's called rheum. I harvest it from key animals, it's not - it's not from people, I'm not weird, it's from the key animals, I'll have some of that. And New Water, to drink, some New Water."
Big Super Bowl ad that's just the words "Hey, Come On" a blank screen. No other info, no one takes credit for it, everyone assumes maybe it's for Jesus? But it isn't.
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Big Super Bowl ad that's just the words "Hey, Come On" a blank screen. No other info, no one takes credit for it, everyone assumes maybe it's for Jesus? But it isn't.
Eh, I'm bored, do the game now, let's get this shit going.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Eh, I'm bored, do the game now, let's get this shit going.