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Rob Wesley
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Some guy on the internet.
Running around the neighborhood banging on windows and doors to let people know that the NBA Slam Dunk Contest sponsored by AT&T is starting soon at an earlier hour that we can all enjoy.
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
"What if, instead of the players in that game, you wanted them all to be Mr. Beast? Well, you're going to be able to have that. If you want to not have them Mr. Beast... no, that you can't change. They will all be Mr. Beast playing basketball and you can't ever turn that off."
Adam Silver: "There's no doubt that AI will have the same impact on sports... how we're going to be able to [hyper-personalize] our telecasts... We're about to witness probably the most significant change, certainly in my lifetime, in how sports are presented." 🏀📺🎙️ #NBA
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
No, it's Valentimes, isn't it? I'm pretty sure on this one.

Valentimes. Yeah, I'm right.
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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It's Friday the 13th, so today we all celebrate JASON*.

*The JASON solution to Encyclopedia Brown's THE CASE OF THE MIDNIGHT VISITOR (1977) where a man identified his own kidnapper by writing 7891011 on a calendar right before being abducted, implicating the sinister Arthur Jason as his captor.
October 13, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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Watching The Pitt
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
me when someone reminds me that the color of my collective soul is my own to paint www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjb...
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I'm buying all the VIP tickets. Just me and Piven talking business and life for two hours.

Getting the Grilled Salmon. Real ones know Piven almost died from eating too much sushi while doing Speed-the-Plow because he loves it so much. The salmon is the closest thing to sushi. He'll appreciate this.
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“Senator, am I to understand that you used your limited access to the unredacted files to look for mentions of…ALF? The tv show ALF?”

“The character, actually, not the show. He exists outside the show and I wanted to make sure he wasn’t in there.”
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Alien & Predator at the Olympic Games
Getty Images used thermal imaging for these killer Winter Olympics photos, now i want a Thermal Cam option from NBC
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
One the one hand, the idea of the guy who came up with The Dumbest And Worst Possible Subway after 150 years of subway-making being able to survive for 18+ hours on the moon should be the least believable thing. But no, a billion actual users on X The Everything App beats it.
AI satellite factory on the moon? Giant space catapult? Self-sustaining city on the moon? A billion daily active users on X?

Elon Musk made all these predictions in an internal meeting with xAI employees last night. We listened in.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
-Pop art is art
-The only reason the Rocky statue is at the Art Museum is because the character (and the statue itself!) very famously went there in the movies
-Move the Joe Frazier Statue to Marconi Plaza so it looks like he's about to knock out out the Christopher Columbus Statue
Created by sculptor Stephen Layne in 2014, the Frazier statue has stood in the sports complex for about a decade.
Joe Frazier statue could move to base of Art Museum steps, taking Rocky’s place
www.inquirer.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Bulworth in those files?
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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What do you figure a typical work day on the moon is?

I'm thinking get up, replace some air filters, measure the moon rocks to make sure they haven't moved, spy on the nation's enemies, answer that day's Moon Sphinx riddle, maybe press some buttons for an hour.

Rest of the day is yours, really.
June 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I bet vantablack Gatorade would taste amazing
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Oh, OK? Wow.
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
They said yes, the NFL said yes. Turns out no one has ever just asked before, and he asked (nicely, I'm told) and so they're going for it, they're redoing the Super Bowl tonight. Olympics stuff will be in a little picture-in-picture window on NBC.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Terrible mood at Vince Vaughn's Super Bowl party after seeing that Owen Wilson did a commercial without him. Vince is trying to play it cool, saying how much he loved the ad, but you can tell it's eating him up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Was it a little weird that he kept promoting 2025's Caught Stealing through the whole halftime show? Yeah, a little.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Kid Rock just said "Oh wait, from Bullet Train? I know him!" and ended his own show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
when i get mad at a bad bunny concert
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Under reported with all the Kid Rock stuff, but bold of CBS to counter halftime with an all-new, live episode of TRACKER.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
NBC's gotta be thinking about breaking the glass and replacing these two teams in the second half with the emergency back-ups, the reigning NFL champions The Philadelphia Eagles and a team made up of the casts of the first 50 seasons of Saturday Night Live.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
YouTube thing fell through, too. TPUSA concert now on eBaum's world.
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Whenever someone says "Kenneth Walker" they should play the clip of the kid saying "The third, my dear boy" from the Monk Academy on Mr. Show.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM