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Rob Wesley
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Some guy on the internet.
So what's going on, we got any deals?

We got any... (leans in close, whispers) we got any *steals*?
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird
November 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM
The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It sucks that we could absolutely, as a bit, get the President to force them to finally make a Remo Williams sequel but that there's no one could take up the role now.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Who would be the better roommate?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Tv9zaw/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Skinamarink
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Tv9zaw/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Babadook

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November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
They haven’t made 100 funny movies yet. Maybe 20, 25 tops.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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"No, no. It actually was a ghost. The ghost of a boy who haunted the set. People think it was a standee of Ted, who was an actor in the movie, but that's not true, they added that in for the video release. They shouldn't have, it only made the ghost boy angry and those people paid a terrible price."
January 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
1. Police Academy 4
2. Police Academy
3. Police Academy 5
4. Police Academy 6
5. Police Academy 3
6. Police Academy Cartoon
7. There was a live action syndicated Police Academy show, Joe Flaherty was on it
8. Police Academy 2
9. Police Academy 7
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I would dial up a block here. I'd send out the blocking unit and I'd run the field goal block play.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
LANDMAN v ROOFMAN (2026)
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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We could have had a future led by funky robots.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjA...
Cameo - Word Up (Relaid Audio) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CameoVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
OK, but where are all my Baby, You're A Rich Man (Takes 11 And 12)-heads at?
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My dedication to not reading that shit and not learning any more about that shit is the only thing holding back a flood of people doing RFK Jr This Is Just to Say parody posts.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I prepped him for it, I told him which Neil Young albums to bring up (Trump's a Zuma guy) and to make sure he dropped a Bloodsport reference in, really gas him up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Becoming increasingly adamant and agitated as I go on a weird posting spree declaring that they released those eight unaired episodes of JOEY (2004-2006) "as a distraction"
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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today or maybe some other day this month marks two full years of doing my newsletter

wrote a little bit about how it's going and a little about gyros and got you a special blogiversary discount to celebrate

type-click-type.ghost.io/happy-two-ye...
Happy Two-Year Blogiversary
Read to the bottom for a special celebratory offer.
type-click-type.ghost.io
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thinking about that series of tweets over four years celebrating International Mens, a beloved fictional group of European pop stars from the '90s and their troubled bad boy member, Jarne, who was voted out of the group in 1996 following an incident in Switzerland.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Trying to remember the name of IN THE LINE OF FIRE, a box office success with several Oscar nominations, and genuinely thinking for a moment that it was called THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s easy to joke about this but Goggins is stuck in the Grinch make-up, they fucked up when they put it on him and now they can’t take it off or it will kill him, is what the doctors are saying. He’s stuck like that now, there’s nothing they can do.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just a couple of wrestling fans hanging out, having fun
totally normal. nothing to see here.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Arguably the greatest actor in the history of television.
Les Lye of “You Can’t Do That on Television” fame was born on this day 101 years ago.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is the year one of the Pop Tarts rebels and begs not to be eaten.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is it bad that there are, like, three companies that run all of the internet? Sure. But there are only maybe five websites left, so it also makes sense.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I still don't know why everybody knew who that lady was in the first place and I ain't learning.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM