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Rob Wesley
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Some guy on the internet.
Terrible mood at Vince Vaughn's Super Bowl party after seeing that Owen Wilson did a commercial without him. Vince is trying to play it cool, saying how much he loved the ad, but you can tell it's eating him up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Was it a little weird that he kept promoting 2025's Caught Stealing through the whole halftime show? Yeah, a little.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Kid Rock just said "Oh wait, from Bullet Train? I know him!" and ended his own show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
when i get mad at a bad bunny concert
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Under reported with all the Kid Rock stuff, but bold of CBS to counter halftime with an all-new, live episode of TRACKER.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
NBC's gotta be thinking about breaking the glass and replacing these two teams in the second half with the emergency back-ups, the reigning NFL champions The Philadelphia Eagles and a team made up of the casts of the first 50 seasons of Saturday Night Live.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
YouTube thing fell through, too. TPUSA concert now on eBaum's world.
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Whenever someone says "Kenneth Walker" they should play the clip of the kid saying "The third, my dear boy" from the Monk Academy on Mr. Show.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"Allen Covert here at the Super Bowl."
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Seattle Quarterback Sam Darnold is, of course, named after the characters of Sam, Dudley, and Arnold from the TV series DIFF'RENT STROKES, which ended its run 40 years ago this year. So you can imagine, winning this one is extra important for him.
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Wait, you can bet on sports? Neat. I might try this out.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Flag Football at the Summer Olympics is going to be amazing, especially if whatever country replaces America doesn't win it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Super Bowl crowd is going crazy, chanting "PILGRIM FEET! PILGRIM FEET!" They need to do the next verse or they're going to lose everyone.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Everyone's getting on Bon Jovi's ass for being there for the Patriots when he's famously from New Jersey, but you got it all wrong, he did it because of his deep and longstanding personal friendships with Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick. See? It's fine.
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
NBC: What if we brought HEROES back again? What are you gonna about it? Nothing. That's right. Nothing.
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Let Jerry Rice jam with Green Day. Let him do it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Me on the official pre-game show panel: Well, I gotta go with my gut here and I think something weird happens and we don't get an ending.
(Graphics department puts "???" in the square for my prediction instead of a Seahawks or Patriots logo)
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"Rheum. It's - you know, the stuff in the corner of your eyes? It's called rheum. I harvest it from key animals, it's not - it's not from people, I'm not weird, it's from the key animals, I'll have some of that. And New Water, to drink, some New Water."
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Big Super Bowl ad that's just the words "Hey, Come On" a blank screen. No other info, no one takes credit for it, everyone assumes maybe it's for Jesus? But it isn't.
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Eh, I'm bored, do the game now, let's get this shit going.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Just sitting here thinking what if they had a talking baby in one of the the commercials tonight? Like, not a real talking baby but the baby says something and it’s an adult doing the voice. Hehe…That’d be fucking wild, I hope they do it, I don’t even care what for, I’ll buy whatever it is.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Let the Jackass crew compete with the Individual Neutral Athletes at the Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I know it’s usually a summer sport but since these Winter Games are in Italy, they should have gone ahead and had Olympic Mr. Riplying this time.
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Not seeing a whole lot of excitement online for tonight's Super Bowl Talent Show & Fun Fest.
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
If speedskating ever really took off in the public consciousness, I could see it leading to Olympic Naruto Running being added to the Summer Games.
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM