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Rob Wesley
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Some guy on the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Ghoulies, Paul. I'm asking if you've ever seen a Ghoulies picture. They made a few of them. You ought to check one out. All right, are we ready? We'll go again."
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ORB
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And while there is no saxophone on Rubber Soul, Bears Running back and Shufflin' Crew sax player Calvin Thomas did briefly and heroically attempt to play "Rinky Dink" by sax-heavy Sounds Incorporated, who opened for the Beatles at Shea Stadium in 1965 two months before Rubber Soul was recorded.
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"He's actually singing 'these are words that go together well' in French, or at least pretty close."
"No shit?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny."
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It all started with Bears punter Maury Buford just "fuckin' around on cowbell" to help break up some studio tension and the Shufflin' Crew launching into an impromptu version of Drive My Car and they were off, they did the whole album.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
when you're pretty sure you deleted those damn emails like five times already
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I thought it was this dude at first, that Tarantino was beefing with this dude.
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Calm down, get a hold of yourself!"
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thinking about that series of tweets over four years celebrating International Mens, a beloved fictional group of European pop stars from the '90s and their troubled bad boy member, Jarne, who was voted out of the group in 1996 following an incident in Switzerland.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"You know, they still ain't put his ass in the Hall of Fame, padre, I don't know if you can do something about that. What? Oh, the whole Grinch thing?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If I had to guess which one, I'd say the Protein Bumpin' Blueberry Pop-Tart.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Everyone still giving the Pope a jersey except the one that matters: a Globetrotters jersey, which would make him the first Honorary Globetrotter in a decade and the third Pope to make the team.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Amazon getting accidentally backed into having to go with the James Bond Jr. setting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Roddy Piper died in 2015, Hot Rod was the only thing that was standing in the way.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I need to see the original script where Winnie the Pooh was talking extensively about weed.
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bobby Chicago
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Does anyone know how to beat this game, Ninja Gaiden? There's a bird that keeps flying in when I jump and I can't get past it. Please send me your tips and tricks, but I don't have Game Genie, do not send me Game Genie tips or tricks."
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Now playing:
"Blood Machine" from RINGO'S BLOOD MACHINE (1976)
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Getting a quiet "oh hell yeah" from The Pope as I gift him with a vintage Married With Children bomber crew jacket
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Tommy Edman", not that different from "Jerry Steve Dave" (The Magic Man)
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Huey Lewis is informed of his featured role in We Are The World by Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson. Lewis would later learn that Jackson thought it was "cool that his band had a dracula in it," referring to News bass player Mario Cipollina.
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"So Bruce, this part here, where you and Stevie do the call and response - Michael changed it from 'So let's start giving' to 'So let's kill Wolfman'."

"Kill Wolfman. Hh, well...all right, let's try it that way."
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"And with the whole Thriller thing - Michael wouldn't take out those contacts, those Thriller Eyes - well, that's why the single says 'We Are The World*' with that little asterisk. And if you look at the bottom of the cover, right below Quincey's name in tiny letters, it says '*Not Transylvania'."
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Clark. Captain Clark.
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM