justkunk
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UX design at YouTube. Penn State soft boi. MLS sicko. Philly sports watcher and hater. Sincere pumpkin farmer.
Based on nationwide demographics, roughly 40 percent of college football fans are women. That means on a 111,000 attendance game day at Beaver Stadium, there are roughly 67,000 men inside. There are 70,000 men in Curaçao and they just qualified for the World Cup.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Based on nationwide demographics, roughly 40 percent of college football fans are women. That means on a 111,000 attendance game day at Beaver Stadium, there are roughly 67,000 men inside. There are 70,000 men in Curaçao and they just qualified for the World Cup.
If I did ONE of the things Ernst Tanner did, I’d have been fired. That article has enough disgusting behavior to fill a book.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If I did ONE of the things Ernst Tanner did, I’d have been fired. That article has enough disgusting behavior to fill a book.
I have come to believe the vast majority of sporting institutions are just behavioral cesspools.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have come to believe the vast majority of sporting institutions are just behavioral cesspools.
The Union need to fire Tanner today. Not tomorrow, not at the end of the season. Today. What I read in this article turned my stomach. And anyone who enabled him should follow him out. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
MLS executive who built a powerhouse faced allegations of sexist, racist and homophobic behavior
Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner denies the allegations, which prompted a recently-concluded MLS investigation that could not corroborate them
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Union need to fire Tanner today. Not tomorrow, not at the end of the season. Today. What I read in this article turned my stomach. And anyone who enabled him should follow him out. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Check out the pitch in the Jamaica/Curacao game and then ask again why the US can’t dominate in CONCACAF.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Check out the pitch in the Jamaica/Curacao game and then ask again why the US can’t dominate in CONCACAF.
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Tragic that the Olivia Nuzzi butthole excerpt is fake. It’s a “credit” to Nuzzi’s prose that people found it believable.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tragic that the Olivia Nuzzi butthole excerpt is fake. It’s a “credit” to Nuzzi’s prose that people found it believable.
The mobility of the outside cbs has made such a difference tonight. Not only pinching to win balls in zones 10/12 but but they’ve been involved in some nice combination play.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The mobility of the outside cbs has made such a difference tonight. Not only pinching to win balls in zones 10/12 but but they’ve been involved in some nice combination play.
Morris looks vaguely like Mads Mikkelsen
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Morris looks vaguely like Mads Mikkelsen
Lovely ball, clean header. You don’t want to overindex on a few games but you’d think Reyna is likely in. Tessman, too.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Lovely ball, clean header. You don’t want to overindex on a few games but you’d think Reyna is likely in. Tessman, too.
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July 19th, 2026, MetLife stadium:
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
July 19th, 2026, MetLife stadium:
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
Gio Reyna coolly finishes a Sebastian Berhalter through ball in the 109th minute. They embrace while a flock of pure white doves flies across the stadium.
A few months later, total world peace is achieved and humanity begins to leave for the stars
Feels like the chances of Johnny making the squad are about shot. Morris hasn’t been great but has been energetic.
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Feels like the chances of Johnny making the squad are about shot. Morris hasn’t been great but has been energetic.
Uruguay has been lousy. Not in a lazy way. Just slop.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Uruguay has been lousy. Not in a lazy way. Just slop.
Why in the world would you bring Gio Reyna into a game you’re winning 4-1, Kyle?
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why in the world would you bring Gio Reyna into a game you’re winning 4-1, Kyle?
Goal 3 was set up by an absolute sledgehammer of a tackle by Berhalter… what is happening?
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Goal 3 was set up by an absolute sledgehammer of a tackle by Berhalter… what is happening?
PUT SOME RESPECT ON MLS’S NAME
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
PUT SOME RESPECT ON MLS’S NAME
I am not saying Berhalter belongs at the World Cup. I am saying not many players in the pool have that in their locker.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I am not saying Berhalter belongs at the World Cup. I am saying not many players in the pool have that in their locker.
Newsies have helped. And I know because I was one.
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Newsies have helped. And I know because I was one.
Trace woulda made that throw
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Trace woulda made that throw
Feel like I’ve been chasing the high of USC Reggie Bush and peak Devin Hester and football since has left me wanting.
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Feel like I’ve been chasing the high of USC Reggie Bush and peak Devin Hester and football since has left me wanting.
That was some Reggie Bush shit
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That was some Reggie Bush shit
John Shuster’s watch has ended. Chose an apartment on the snowy isle of winter Olympic heroes past, king. Say hi to Ted Ligety for me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
John Shuster’s watch has ended. Chose an apartment on the snowy isle of winter Olympic heroes past, king. Say hi to Ted Ligety for me.
If you’re not watching curling right now, I don’t know what to tell you.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you’re not watching curling right now, I don’t know what to tell you.
Pretty professional performance. Not a lot happened. Really solid shape in the press. Don’t think anyone helped or hurt themselves all that much, honestly.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pretty professional performance. Not a lot happened. Really solid shape in the press. Don’t think anyone helped or hurt themselves all that much, honestly.
if the USMNT was 10 muppets and 1 human, the human would be sergino dest
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if the USMNT was 10 muppets and 1 human, the human would be sergino dest