Vince Mancini
@vincemancini.bsky.social
Write stuff, mostly movies and food. Podcasting - FilmDrunk, the Frotcast, Pod Yourself A Gun/The Wire. Love 2 have fun. vincemancini.substack.com
Go home, Wordle, you're drunk
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Go home, Wordle, you're drunk
Marty Supreme's honey story was real, plus, what was up with that "I'm a vampire from 1601" speech: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
Marty Supreme's Honey Story is Real (and Other Notes)
Plus, Marty Supreme's ending explained, and what was the deal with that vampire speech?
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January 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Marty Supreme's honey story was real, plus, what was up with that "I'm a vampire from 1601" speech: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
“Taco Dowler” sounds like an arcane profession
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
“Taco Dowler” sounds like an arcane profession
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
Went streaking towards the beach after a house party. Had put my underwear on my head to keep them dry. It was dark, so I didn't see the big hole hiding in about two inches of water. Stepped in it, slammed my right shoulder into the sand and separated it. Underwear went flying into the surf.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Went streaking towards the beach after a house party. Had put my underwear on my head to keep them dry. It was dark, so I didn't see the big hole hiding in about two inches of water. Stepped in it, slammed my right shoulder into the sand and separated it. Underwear went flying into the surf.
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democrats every time republicans do something abhorrent
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
democrats every time republicans do something abhorrent
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Saw Marty Supreme. Pretty good. Timothee Chalamet plays a feral weasel with maxxed out charisma. Causes problems.
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Saw Marty Supreme. Pretty good. Timothee Chalamet plays a feral weasel with maxxed out charisma. Causes problems.
🎶 everybody was field goal slicin
Them kicks were widely rightinnn
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Them kicks were widely rightinnn
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January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
🎶 everybody was field goal slicin
Them kicks were widely rightinnn
🎶
Them kicks were widely rightinnn
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That’s so Ravens
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
That’s so Ravens
Why are the balls so slicey
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Why are the balls so slicey
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I knew that Shin Sang-ok was a celebrated South Korean filmmaker before being abducted by the North, held prisoner for a decade, and forced to make propaganda films -- but til that after escaping and returning home, his penultimate directorial effort was 3 NINJAS KNUCKLE UP.
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I knew that Shin Sang-ok was a celebrated South Korean filmmaker before being abducted by the North, held prisoner for a decade, and forced to make propaganda films -- but til that after escaping and returning home, his penultimate directorial effort was 3 NINJAS KNUCKLE UP.
Critics choice awards about to start, yall. I’ll be the spec in the back eating (someone else’s?) hummus.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Critics choice awards about to start, yall. I’ll be the spec in the back eating (someone else’s?) hummus.
Too many Cantwells and not enough Canwells these days imo
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers. Is America going to be involved in running and stabilizing Venezuela? Today's actions raise many questions about the stability of the region and our policy towards South America.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Too many Cantwells and not enough Canwells these days imo
We need to start making lists of people who should not be allowed back into public life.
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
We need to start making lists of people who should not be allowed back into public life.
Why do they call it a whoopee cushion. Isnt whoopee sex. Is this queef toy and im only just finding out
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Why do they call it a whoopee cushion. Isnt whoopee sex. Is this queef toy and im only just finding out
He prepared for air with a third circumcision
New anchor Tony Dokoupil will reportedly be starting his job on Saturday evening thanks to the U.S. attack on Venezuela. www.avclub.com/tony-dokoupi...
Sudden invasion gives CBS Evening News chance to start loving America two days early
Sudden invasion gives CBS Evening News chance to start loving America two days early
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January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
He prepared for air with a third circumcision
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oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
Trump visibly falling asleep in the background, very inspiring.
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Trump visibly falling asleep in the background, very inspiring.
Okay, we’re up and running. Bob, you manufactured the consent, just like you promised, right?
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Okay, we’re up and running. Bob, you manufactured the consent, just like you promised, right?
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
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'Anaconda' can't quite commit to being 'Tropic Thunder' vincemancini.substack.com/p/anaconda-r...
'Anaconda' Can't Quite Commit to Being 'Tropic Thunder'
It's snakes out there dis big?? Plus, an anecdote about Isiah Whitlock Jr, aka Clay Davis.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
'Anaconda' can't quite commit to being 'Tropic Thunder' vincemancini.substack.com/p/anaconda-r...
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every online search feature feels irrevocably broken
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
every online search feature feels irrevocably broken
Wow, @justinhalpern.bsky.social, I didnt know your mom was an inventor, that’s so cool
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Wow, @justinhalpern.bsky.social, I didnt know your mom was an inventor, that’s so cool
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PLUS: an anecdote about Isiah Whitlock Jr., the greatest actor ever to say "sheeeit."
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
PLUS: an anecdote about Isiah Whitlock Jr., the greatest actor ever to say "sheeeit."
'Anaconda' can't quite commit to being 'Tropic Thunder' vincemancini.substack.com/p/anaconda-r...
'Anaconda' Can't Quite Commit to Being 'Tropic Thunder'
It's snakes out there dis big?? Plus, an anecdote about Isiah Whitlock Jr, aka Clay Davis.
vincemancini.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
'Anaconda' can't quite commit to being 'Tropic Thunder' vincemancini.substack.com/p/anaconda-r...