Uh uh, man, that says “ASS AUT”

Is this the Ready Player One sequel

Zuckerberg was giving up like 70 pounds and half a foot and everyone knows he would've mopped the floor with Elon.

I'm guessing it was either ten dimensional chess or because he is an incompetent buffoon.

The most alpha dude in the Iliad ends up getting killed and dragged behind a chariot like a sled

ALPHA, BITCH

Being bald is actually alpha, which is why Elon immediately got hair transplants and Andreessen doesn't get credit for it because of his inferior skull structure.

whoa whoa whoa, in this house we respect audiobooks

"no no no, if you truly want to understand 'alpha,' you need to read some books I was assigned in sixth grade"

Basketball is hard for sure, golf too, but I honestly think it's boxing.

And, like... bad on so many levels. Conceptually weird, but mostly executed badly on a bunch of totally unforced levels. Weird, stilted acting. Pacing was terrible. And everything ground to a halt for random shoutouts. What???

*watches ball glance off a different receivers hands and get intercepted*
Okay I take it back

Rodgers is 0 for like a million on third down, at what point do you stop throwing to Metcalf?

Is it? I saw his horse ass teeth on the broadcast and googled it

He just loves the game. Like a kid out there.

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