Jawn Gonzalez
@johngonzalez.bsky.social
NBA analyst CBSSports & CBSSportsHQ | Scribbles: https://www.cbssports.com/writers/john-gonzalez/ | graduate Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy | Go Birds
Pinned
Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?
Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off
TMac: …
Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar
TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?
Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off
TMac: …
Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar
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Philadelphia!!! I will see you in ONE WEEK and also ONE WEEK PLUS ONE DAY!!!
Philadelphia!!! @heliumcomedyphl.bsky.social is bringing me back to town to headline a cozy new space they're running! Come see me tell many jokes on 2/20 and 2/21! Tickets: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/130717
Helium Comedy Club | Helium Presents: Josh Gondelman at The Fitler Club
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Philadelphia!!! I will see you in ONE WEEK and also ONE WEEK PLUS ONE DAY!!!
the Muppets are good make more episodes please
The Muppet Show (2026) has reached 7.58 Million viewers in the first 8 days across Disney+ and ABC.
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‘Muppet Show’ Revival Special Draws 7.58 Million Viewers in First 8 Days on Disney+, ABC
It's time to raise a glass to the Disney+ "Muppet Show" special.
variety.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the Muppets are good make more episodes please
unbuttoning all my shirt buttons 🫡
The Phillies are releasing Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
unbuttoning all my shirt buttons 🫡
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
love the Duluth Curling Club looking like exactly what you'd expect the Duluth Curling Club to be
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
love the Duluth Curling Club looking like exactly what you'd expect the Duluth Curling Club to be
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Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂
Pats getting smoked and Bunny crushed it all the worst people are having a terrible night
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Pats getting smoked and Bunny crushed it all the worst people are having a terrible night
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They moved an entire farm and a power station onto the field in five minutes and the Pats can't move a football 10 yards
Genuinely incredible how quickly they can roll all this out in the middle of a football game
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
They moved an entire farm and a power station onto the field in five minutes and the Pats can't move a football 10 yards
Boston answer for your Patriots and Dunkin related crimes
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Boston answer for your Patriots and Dunkin related crimes
in the interest of Patriots hating Seahawks are birds Go Birds
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
in the interest of Patriots hating Seahawks are birds Go Birds
lmao even the contestants are like meh
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
lmao even the contestants are like meh
what are we doing here
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
what are we doing here
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“He was many things, but the attribute that appears so often is: He was kind. In a world where you can choose to be so many things, he chose to be kind.”
Man that line ripped my guts out but what a beautiful sentiment. RIP
Man that line ripped my guts out but what a beautiful sentiment. RIP
A Message From Dan McQuade's Mom | Defector
Dan’s mom here. While I hope to thank everyone more formally, for so many of you it won’t be possible; I don’t know how to reach you. So I thought I’d reach you the way my Dan did—through the online w...
defector.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
“He was many things, but the attribute that appears so often is: He was kind. In a world where you can choose to be so many things, he chose to be kind.”
Man that line ripped my guts out but what a beautiful sentiment. RIP
Man that line ripped my guts out but what a beautiful sentiment. RIP
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happy Olympics! www.theringer.com/2026/02/04/o...
A Superlative Guide to the 2026 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics
From “ski-mo” to the Gold Zone, from doctored crotches to ill-timed injuries, the Winter Olympics are back. Here’s our guide to what’ll warm hearts for the next fortnight.
www.theringer.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
happy Olympics! www.theringer.com/2026/02/04/o...
I wouldn't worry about it
God help us all if ESPN ever covers the Dallas Cowboys actually playing in the Super Bowl again.
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ESPN's 'First Take' previews Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl with Cowboys talk
God help us all if ESPN ever witnesses and gets to cover the Dallas Cowboys actually playing in their first Super Bowl since 1996.
awfulannouncing.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I wouldn't worry about it
Preemptively moved McCain to make a deal that wasn’t there and never happened. Oof. That explanation will not calm the crowd
Daryl Morey said the goal was to add talent to help the team now. Said part of the Jared McCain deal was to make an addition, which is why they made the move early. Said nothing materialized.
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Preemptively moved McCain to make a deal that wasn’t there and never happened. Oof. That explanation will not calm the crowd
Mike was at my place earlier this week and he was convinced the Sixers were gonna do a big thing and instead they did this thing and honestly it's kinda remarkable he's remained so trusting after all these years
the 2026 Trade Deadline Ricky, where the Sixers flicked us in the balls to duck the tax and traded Jared McCain because they don't think he's good www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/020526
PODCAST: They Traded Jared McCain To Duck The Tax And Said They Needed To Do It To Sign Barlow (They Didn't)
Is this worse than you could’ve imagined?
www.rightstorickysanchez.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Mike was at my place earlier this week and he was convinced the Sixers were gonna do a big thing and instead they did this thing and honestly it's kinda remarkable he's remained so trusting after all these years
The delivery driver is throwing a death metal concert for the neighborhood (sound up)
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The delivery driver is throwing a death metal concert for the neighborhood (sound up)
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Many readers have asked how they can help support Dan McQuade’s surviving wife and son after his death last week. Here’s a place for they can do so, as can you. everloved.com/life-of/dan-...
Visit Dan McQuade's Memorial Website
Take part in remembering Dan McQuade. Read his obituary, share your own memories, and learn about any funeral details on Ever Loved.
everloved.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Many readers have asked how they can help support Dan McQuade’s surviving wife and son after his death last week. Here’s a place for they can do so, as can you. everloved.com/life-of/dan-...
brief timeout from the NBA trade deadline to say support local journalism. the Philadelphia Inquirer is a great place to start
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
brief timeout from the NBA trade deadline to say support local journalism. the Philadelphia Inquirer is a great place to start
while we wait for Giannis to get moved, we guessed whether Giannis will get moved
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Will Bucks trade Giannis Antetokounmpo this week? Experts make final predictions
CBS Sports experts are answering the biggest question of the 2026 NBA trade deadline as the clock ticks
www.cbssports.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
while we wait for Giannis to get moved, we guessed whether Giannis will get moved
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lmao Harden wants to stay friends
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
lmao Harden wants to stay friends
wrote about James Harden always asking out...and why teams keep letting him in
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There is nothing surprising about another James Harden trade
James Harden is back in trade rumors and appears ready to leave L.A.
www.cbssports.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
wrote about James Harden always asking out...and why teams keep letting him in
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