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Valentine’s Day Dunks
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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball.
maine by heart, boston by happenstance.
host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm
mac mcclung ass three point shootout victor
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
important thread
Tacko Fall paid tribute to Richard Jefferson in the All-Star Celebrity Game by playing way too hard against a team of actors, musicians, influencers, and extremely short NBA news breakers.
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
a sweet and somber goodnight to the point god
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Valentine’s Day Dunks
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
sam altman’s sales ghouls tricked massachusetts into buying 40,000 licenses of its garbage for state employees. insanely stupid move from @massgovernor.bsky.social
What state is getting into with new #OpenAI contract: OpenAI has deleted the word ‘safely' from its mission - and its new structure is a test for whether AI serves society or shareholders
www.universalhub.com/2026/what-st...

#Massachusetts #AI
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this was an unloved heater of a post
we need more weird people in ads. how many spokespeople do you know who could open up a can of wet cat food and just be like “don’t you just want a big bite” and really sell it
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
we need more weird people in ads. how many spokespeople do you know who could open up a can of wet cat food and just be like “don’t you just want a big bite” and really sell it
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i think they may need to announce before the game that they’re never doing this again
San Antonio Spurs guard De’Aaron Fox has been named by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver to replace injured Milwaukee Bucks forward Giannis Antetokounmpo in the 2026 NBA All-Star Game. Fox joins USA Stripes. Miami Heat guard Norman Powell will move from USA Stripes to Team World.
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
100% not giving you the most famous person from my high school because 1) it’s stupid 2) we were good friends for a long time lol
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
great way to just get “fuck ice” chants all the time on your show tbh
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
the NBA continues to infantilize their fanbase, who they disrespect because they’re younger than other leagues and often people of color. the league under adam silver thinks the utter vacuousness of NBA all star weekend - and the league as a whole - is what the audience deserves.
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
@robmahoney.bsky.social’s “‘smells like teen spirit’ isn’t a very good song” take continues to be both ethical and 100% true
I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
this just made me actually lol
BREAKING: An unidentified Dallas investor group is interested in partnering with Mark Cuban to buy the Mavericks back from Patrick Dumont, @thesteinline.bsky.social has learned.

A source close to Dumont told me “the family remains excited about the future of the franchise and the Cooper Flagg era.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
it’s 11 degrees outside in boston, where i live, right now. all of this is deserved besides joe mazzulla getting another three point chucking center to lose games with
• robert kraft in the files
• belichick denied hof
• brady in pizza hut ad and they announce 250+ stores closing
• dunkin’ with a terrible ad
• patriots lose super bowl

yikes
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
i just want a ruffles ad with a jaguar going “mrowww gimme that cheddar and sour cream!” what is wrong with you ad-wizards
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
it is pretty funny how that asshole is having a bad game and will hopefully go to jail right after this lmao
Stephon Diggs sad and frustrated and reacting like a dumb baby. We love to see it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
they should have the clydesdale kneel to mecca again
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
asking the important questions
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
time for a sentimental potatoes ad
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
this “you should learn science” open ai ad is funny because you should really learn how to read and think critically
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
boy there’s a lot of pomp and circumstance to this event
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
charlie puth’s voice sounds so fake that it’s hard to feel anything out of it. good work i guess??
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
mack hollins, rhamondre stevenson, stefon diggs. the stars are out tonight for the national football league
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
why is jon bon jovi there lmao
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
the celtics are a big stinkeroo this afternoon
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM