Ides of November Dunks
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Ides of November Dunks
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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball.
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the rich email without looking at their phones because it doesn’t matter what they’re saying if the other person is also rich, or if it’s a poorer person
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ime was clearly actually a good coach, and their accidental success during their first season with joe (losing in the EC finals) fucked them as a team monstrously. joe was dumb back then too. now he's just the kind of dumb you can't reason with.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
guessing the federal lockout part probably didn’t help the republican.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
not his best appearance. the stuff later in the episode is good, though.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
we have those guys - but not enough to fill PF/C 48 minutes a game. and as a result, the proof is in the pudding (their terrible rebounding, defense, worst assist numbers in the league, etc). if it did make sense, they'd be better.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
even the precious achiuwa signing bothered me - or like sandro mamukelashvili. young guys, late signings, etc
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
they went under the apron after the jrue, KP, and niang trades, no? what's the hold up in getting competent players, other than boston just wants to pay xavier tillman and chris boucher $3m for no reason?
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
their big FA get last season - after the title - was torrey craig. they made no moves. i just don't see it even next year. giving jordan walsh more seasoning isn't going to make him as good as jake laravia (who ironically would be a good fit for boston because he doesn't play defense)
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i think overestimating these 11th/12th guys as rotation guys Because Joe/Brad Likes Them has been a problem for a few seasons, and has led to being emotional over rational. the celtics chose to keep sam hauser over aaron nesmith.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i kinda disagree. minott, walsh, and hugo are playing rotation minutes for the utah jazz, not for the lakers (or really any good team). maybe for the blazers?
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
if you're doing this 2025-26 team with these guys plus tatum, they're still not great. the knicks, cavaliers, nuggets have all filled their benches with quality cheap veterans. boston hasn't. why is that, exactly?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
you've got role players being given more minutes, but to this point, nobody has stood out. on top of the rebounding issues, they're last in FT attempts and 29th in assists... on a team where guards are their best players. i think that's a joe problem.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
to me, it's hard to reassemble useful pieces once the teardown has started. even before tatum's injury, the capheads saw that jrue / hauser (that was the name put into blogs) would need to leave. jrue is evidently not washed, and neither is KP. i guess i don't see them being great next year either.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
is sam hauser really on a good contract? he’s playing like 20 minutes a game and hasn’t shot well this season.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i’m being serious about this team stinking and their whole style and FO annoying me
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
oh, brad stinks too. i expect he’s the victim of new financial constraints but trading for simons instead of a big (when they were losing their entire big rotation) was dumb as hell. i expect the league never thought much of pritchard or hauser and that’s why they stuck around
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
he’s like the easiest coach in the league to outmaneuver in crunchtime. he does like 1 play just swapped depending on the side of the floor.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
they both stink lol
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
watched that whole game. good defense from walsh (who benefited from an embiid-less game), but like… boston has an awful, unwatchable half-court offense. if the end of the fourth is even somewhat close, it always turns iso-heavy. i hate this shit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM