Bill Hanstock
@sundownmotel.bsky.social
Screenwriter // Emmy Award winner // Author // Product Operations Manager @SBNation // Formerly @FOXSports // #SFGiants fan // The pronouns are in the bio and they’re he/him
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hello! i am seeking literary representation or management. i have a YA SF novel, six pilots and fourteen features to shop. i am a published author, a produced screenwriter and an emmy award winning producer.
help me make things! help me make them with you! take a portion of my money!
help me make things! help me make them with you! take a portion of my money!
okay where’s my money then
I think one of the most depressing things about this time, and there are many, is that it’s never been easier to get rich if you have no conscience or morals.
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
okay where’s my money then
DENTIST & WIFE MURDER MANHUNT is the latest onscreen graphic banger from abc news
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
DENTIST & WIFE MURDER MANHUNT is the latest onscreen graphic banger from abc news
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Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
starting smoking when you start doing standup is the most realistic part of IS THIS THING ON
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
starting smoking when you start doing standup is the most realistic part of IS THIS THING ON
i bet next time, john harbaugh will think twice before injuring lamar jackson
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i bet next time, john harbaugh will think twice before injuring lamar jackson
lettuce rap it’s a lettuce rap
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
lettuce rap it’s a lettuce rap
describe yourself in six words
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
describe yourself in six words
incredible golden hour shot i got of monica rambeau passing loki on avengers campus
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
incredible golden hour shot i got of monica rambeau passing loki on avengers campus
the wig on the avengers campus dr. strange is ALMOST as bad as the wig in the wedding scene in multiverse of madness
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
the wig on the avengers campus dr. strange is ALMOST as bad as the wig in the wedding scene in multiverse of madness
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i wanted aaron rodgers to lose this game as much as anyone for sure but the silver lining is the houston texans defense is gonna spend three hours in 30-degree weather turning that man’s bones to dust
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
i wanted aaron rodgers to lose this game as much as anyone for sure but the silver lining is the houston texans defense is gonna spend three hours in 30-degree weather turning that man’s bones to dust
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So @sundownmotel.bsky.social left the room saying the Ravens had it in the bag and then he just hears me screaming “HE MISSED IT! HE MISSED IT!”
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
So @sundownmotel.bsky.social left the room saying the Ravens had it in the bag and then he just hears me screaming “HE MISSED IT! HE MISSED IT!”
lmfao that is absolutely how the steelers lose this lol
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
lmfao that is absolutely how the steelers lose this lol
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now seems as good a time as any to remind ya’ll that Michael Bennett blames Matt Stafford for JFK’s death
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
now seems as good a time as any to remind ya’ll that Michael Bennett blames Matt Stafford for JFK’s death
i know the texans aren’t gonna lose to this 20-year-old beardless catholic dipshit
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i know the texans aren’t gonna lose to this 20-year-old beardless catholic dipshit
jay glazer making me aware they make three-piece suits in toddler sizes
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
jay glazer making me aware they make three-piece suits in toddler sizes
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Honestly team Quark on this
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Honestly team Quark on this
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i mean sure the 49ers defense is terrible but at least their o line sucks
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
i mean sure the 49ers defense is terrible but at least their o line sucks
jesus these niners unis are atrocious
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
jesus these niners unis are atrocious
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Instead of impeachment house dems are going to do a retroactive vote supporting trump unanimously and then impeach mamdani
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Instead of impeachment house dems are going to do a retroactive vote supporting trump unanimously and then impeach mamdani
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You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.
- indoor trampoline park
or
- fully operational fogo de chao
or
- fully operational fogo de chao
if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
- indoor trampoline park
or
- fully operational fogo de chao
or
- fully operational fogo de chao
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Today is the perfect time to watch MOUNTAINHEAD, a movie about four tech CEO billionaires who go mad after one of them releases an AI that puts the entire world in danger while they refuse to turn the AI off.
Made by the same people behind Succession, and was one of my favorite films last year.
Made by the same people behind Succession, and was one of my favorite films last year.
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Today is the perfect time to watch MOUNTAINHEAD, a movie about four tech CEO billionaires who go mad after one of them releases an AI that puts the entire world in danger while they refuse to turn the AI off.
Made by the same people behind Succession, and was one of my favorite films last year.
Made by the same people behind Succession, and was one of my favorite films last year.