Kristen
@kris10.bsky.social
Definitely just an old balding man.
Sorry I am still thinking about how the “Caesars” in Caesars Palace is meant to be plural and not just a sign typo they refused to correct.
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sorry I am still thinking about how the “Caesars” in Caesars Palace is meant to be plural and not just a sign typo they refused to correct.
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
MUPPET KNIVES OUT
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
I’m legit dying
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m legit dying
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
I think trump’s DOJ will release the smallest amount of documents with his name scrubbed which will make him even more unpopular politically.
! Chuck @schumer.senate.gov asks unanimous consent that the Senate immediately read and pass the bill to release the Epstein files, un-amended, "as soon as it comes over from the House." No objections. Motion succeeds. Bill is deemed to the Senate unanimously, will go to Trump to become law.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think trump’s DOJ will release the smallest amount of documents with his name scrubbed which will make him even more unpopular politically.
We were at my son’s school yesterday and there was a kid at school pick up yelling “mommy, I want a new baby sister RIGHT NOW!” but the mom was already carrying a baby so me thinks the kid may be having some buyers remorse for the baby sister they already have 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We were at my son’s school yesterday and there was a kid at school pick up yelling “mommy, I want a new baby sister RIGHT NOW!” but the mom was already carrying a baby so me thinks the kid may be having some buyers remorse for the baby sister they already have 🤔
It’s officially LA winter because I finally had to light the pilot light for our heater.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s officially LA winter because I finally had to light the pilot light for our heater.
I can literally hear this post
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can literally hear this post
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a second stop has been found on the Appalachian Trail
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
a second stop has been found on the Appalachian Trail
Someone named Olivia Nuzzi who “reports” the “news” but falls in love for a worm addled elderly anti-vaxxer sounds like a first draft of a 30 Rock character Jack tries to hire at NBC but then Jenna puts Nair in her shampoo.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone named Olivia Nuzzi who “reports” the “news” but falls in love for a worm addled elderly anti-vaxxer sounds like a first draft of a 30 Rock character Jack tries to hire at NBC but then Jenna puts Nair in her shampoo.
It turns out having to work all weekend or otherwise be on call really tires me out!
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It turns out having to work all weekend or otherwise be on call really tires me out!
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
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Would sell my very SOUL for these to be manufactured again, do you hear me
Kudos Bars (1986-2017): A line of chocolate-covered chewy granola bars, marketed as a healthier snack for kids, despite ostensibly being candy bars. Available in flavors like chocolate chip, peanut butter, cookies n creme, and many more. then eventually actual candy variants like Snickers and M&Ms.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Would sell my very SOUL for these to be manufactured again, do you hear me
After reading excerpts from this book my only reaction has been “what a fucking loser she is”
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
After reading excerpts from this book my only reaction has been “what a fucking loser she is”
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Star Trek character: of course I've read the greats--Tolstoy, Faulkner, Nuzzi, Kah'mor son of Drang
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Star Trek character: of course I've read the greats--Tolstoy, Faulkner, Nuzzi, Kah'mor son of Drang
My dad’s beach house has a rat problem and he said the rats were taking little bags of cheez-its and pirates booty under the dishwasher and eating them so when he pulled the dishwasher out it was literally piles of empty snack bags.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My dad’s beach house has a rat problem and he said the rats were taking little bags of cheez-its and pirates booty under the dishwasher and eating them so when he pulled the dishwasher out it was literally piles of empty snack bags.
I watched the first episode of the American Revolution by Ken Burns and it’s enough to radicalize you against the British all over again.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I watched the first episode of the American Revolution by Ken Burns and it’s enough to radicalize you against the British all over again.
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Incredible typo on SNL
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Incredible typo on SNL
I made short ribs and they were good but probably needed another hour in the oven. I was getting a too hungry to wait.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I made short ribs and they were good but probably needed another hour in the oven. I was getting a too hungry to wait.
Death By Lighting is a great show. Top tier dad show too.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Death By Lighting is a great show. Top tier dad show too.
Why were so many men going to Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice?!
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why were so many men going to Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice?!
The boy was home from school today and I was watching soap operas while I worked and he was actually asking me about the plot. We’re now on a 4th generation being hooked on soaps in my family.
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The boy was home from school today and I was watching soap operas while I worked and he was actually asking me about the plot. We’re now on a 4th generation being hooked on soaps in my family.
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Bill clinton. you have the most important decision of your life to make. think carefully.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Bill clinton. you have the most important decision of your life to make. think carefully.
“I have no knowledge of any such photograph,” while getting onto a plane or something
i have thought about this now and the funniest thing he can do is just dodge the question in a weird way and then leave
"what's a picture, anyway? it depends on what a picture is. even if it's true that there's was a polaroid of it and the KGB had it, what does that mean?" and walk away
"what's a picture, anyway? it depends on what a picture is. even if it's true that there's was a polaroid of it and the KGB had it, what does that mean?" and walk away
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“I have no knowledge of any such photograph,” while getting onto a plane or something