Kristen
@kris10.bsky.social
Definitely just an old balding man.
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
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This episode is a TREAT. Go listen.
Conspiracy Month continues as the most prolific director in Star Trek history, Mr. David Livingston, joins Bryan to play TREK MARRY KILL with his own work: Deep Space Nine's "Homeland."
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January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This episode is a TREAT. Go listen.
My son is still obsessed with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. but now he is having dreams about him. when he woke up from one dream he asked me “Why is Martin Luther King Jr still dead?” and whoa buddy, I don’t think we have time to get into this on a school night…
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
My son is still obsessed with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. but now he is having dreams about him. when he woke up from one dream he asked me “Why is Martin Luther King Jr still dead?” and whoa buddy, I don’t think we have time to get into this on a school night…
My parents used to drive from Santa Barbara to Westwood to see new movies but yeah ok. I’ve driven all over hell and back to see whatever weird indie film wasn’t playing in my town.
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
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January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
My parents used to drive from Santa Barbara to Westwood to see new movies but yeah ok. I’ve driven all over hell and back to see whatever weird indie film wasn’t playing in my town.
Gavin Newsom couldn’t even get in a California primary, and I say this as a life long Californian!
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Gavin Newsom couldn’t even get in a California primary, and I say this as a life long Californian!
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that hairdo is a piece of shit. but unfortunately, the Democrats exist and will get whatever way they want with who is the nominee and this is why we need a better opposition party than the fucking useless Democrats
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 AM
that hairdo is a piece of shit. but unfortunately, the Democrats exist and will get whatever way they want with who is the nominee and this is why we need a better opposition party than the fucking useless Democrats
I was at a networking event and the restaurant it was at had one of those unisex communal bathrooms with a shared hand washing area. I walked in on two people making out at the sink and they acted like I was some peeper intruding on their private space. That’s what the stall is for!
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I was at a networking event and the restaurant it was at had one of those unisex communal bathrooms with a shared hand washing area. I walked in on two people making out at the sink and they acted like I was some peeper intruding on their private space. That’s what the stall is for!
One of my aunts died yesterday and I’m glad I got to say goodbye but now my cousin is refusing to have any funeral or memorial service. Is this a common thing now? My family is like “yeah that makes sense,” so I guess I’m out of touch.
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
One of my aunts died yesterday and I’m glad I got to say goodbye but now my cousin is refusing to have any funeral or memorial service. Is this a common thing now? My family is like “yeah that makes sense,” so I guess I’m out of touch.
So…this guy tried to buy the wrong size tires right?
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
So…this guy tried to buy the wrong size tires right?
Me: You want to fly out of Burbank even though it will take us 2 planes and 15+ hours of travel rather than fly out of LAX and be to Boston in 6 hours? Are you sure?
My six year old: Yes.
I appreciate the dedication to Burbank airport but I’m obviously not going along with this insane plan.
My six year old: Yes.
I appreciate the dedication to Burbank airport but I’m obviously not going along with this insane plan.
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Me: You want to fly out of Burbank even though it will take us 2 planes and 15+ hours of travel rather than fly out of LAX and be to Boston in 6 hours? Are you sure?
My six year old: Yes.
I appreciate the dedication to Burbank airport but I’m obviously not going along with this insane plan.
My six year old: Yes.
I appreciate the dedication to Burbank airport but I’m obviously not going along with this insane plan.
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Both cats have been taking turns in this booster seat all day
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Both cats have been taking turns in this booster seat all day
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🖖NEW EPISODE🖖 For the first time in our show's history, a Star Trek talent beams aboard to play TREK MARRY KILL with their work! Director David Livingston offers up his thoughts on his Deep Space Nine episode "Homefront," the one where the Changelings reach Earth.
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DS9:
Podcast Episode · Trek Marry Kill · 01/13/2026 · 59m
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January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
🖖NEW EPISODE🖖 For the first time in our show's history, a Star Trek talent beams aboard to play TREK MARRY KILL with their work! Director David Livingston offers up his thoughts on his Deep Space Nine episode "Homefront," the one where the Changelings reach Earth.
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I suffered “internal bleeding” after going down a slide at the playground the other day with my son. So I shot the slide.
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I suffered “internal bleeding” after going down a slide at the playground the other day with my son. So I shot the slide.
This is incredibly funny to me
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is incredibly funny to me
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Season 2 of The Night Manger is bonkers. If you haven’t seen season 1 you need to watch it first. It’s only 6 episodes.
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Season 2 of The Night Manger is bonkers. If you haven’t seen season 1 you need to watch it first. It’s only 6 episodes.
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The great thing is, if you travel as a couple, you can poop in public at the same time, and even hold hands
Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The great thing is, if you travel as a couple, you can poop in public at the same time, and even hold hands
Th local news says ICE was just down the street in Eagle Rock at the Eagle Rock plaza where the Target is. Target needs to get its shit together and actually say something.
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Th local news says ICE was just down the street in Eagle Rock at the Eagle Rock plaza where the Target is. Target needs to get its shit together and actually say something.
Man I hope this is true. That drawing is fantastic.
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is speaking out after one of its deputies was served a cup of coffee from an employee of a Norwalk Starbucks with a hand-drawn image of a pig on it.…
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January 12, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Man I hope this is true. That drawing is fantastic.
So I’m the mom who goes on the playground with the kids and climbs on the play structure etc. and today I went down the most brutal slide outside of Boston. I have a burn on my elbow and a bruise on my shoulder. To add insult to injury, the static electricity made my hair stick straight up 😩
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 AM
So I’m the mom who goes on the playground with the kids and climbs on the play structure etc. and today I went down the most brutal slide outside of Boston. I have a burn on my elbow and a bruise on my shoulder. To add insult to injury, the static electricity made my hair stick straight up 😩
I’m watching The Night Manager season 2 and they decided to dress the one Colombian guy like Tony Montana
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I’m watching The Night Manager season 2 and they decided to dress the one Colombian guy like Tony Montana
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“probabilities on polymarket”
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
“probabilities on polymarket”
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
The polymarket stuff on the golden globes is some seriously dystopian shit. Are people who already know the winners allowed to bet on it? Do they even have accountants tabulate the votes? Who knows!
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The polymarket stuff on the golden globes is some seriously dystopian shit. Are people who already know the winners allowed to bet on it? Do they even have accountants tabulate the votes? Who knows!