Kristen
@kris10.bsky.social
Definitely just an old balding man.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
I have had nonstop work all day. Can someone catch me up on whatever the fuck is going on?
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I have had nonstop work all day. Can someone catch me up on whatever the fuck is going on?
Boy it sure is raining out there
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Boy it sure is raining out there
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i cannot in good conscience condone this car being made out of flesh
And here’s the car in the flesh on Wednesday night in the pit lane #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i cannot in good conscience condone this car being made out of flesh
I just saw a commercial for Morgan and Morgan personal injury attorneys that uses Walt Disney’s Steamboat Willie, in which Mickey Mouse crashes his boat and hence needs the services of a personal injury attorney. I guess they really want to test this out!
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just saw a commercial for Morgan and Morgan personal injury attorneys that uses Walt Disney’s Steamboat Willie, in which Mickey Mouse crashes his boat and hence needs the services of a personal injury attorney. I guess they really want to test this out!
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Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force
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I grow frustrated with local news-- by focusing so much on stories of violence, they inadvertently promote the idea that the world is more violent than it is (leading voters to candidates who promise security at all costs).
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I grow frustrated with local news-- by focusing so much on stories of violence, they inadvertently promote the idea that the world is more violent than it is (leading voters to candidates who promise security at all costs).
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible
www.10tv.com/article/news...
Sorry I am still thinking about how the “Caesars” in Caesars Palace is meant to be plural and not just a sign typo they refused to correct.
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sorry I am still thinking about how the “Caesars” in Caesars Palace is meant to be plural and not just a sign typo they refused to correct.
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
MUPPET KNIVES OUT
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
I’m legit dying
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m legit dying
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am going to Las Vegas next week and this tidbit about Caesars Palace is making me lose my mind! “It makes you feel like a Caesar!” “Julius Caesar?” “No not that one. Any ol’ Caesar!”
I think trump’s DOJ will release the smallest amount of documents with his name scrubbed which will make him even more unpopular politically.
! Chuck @schumer.senate.gov asks unanimous consent that the Senate immediately read and pass the bill to release the Epstein files, un-amended, "as soon as it comes over from the House." No objections. Motion succeeds. Bill is deemed to the Senate unanimously, will go to Trump to become law.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think trump’s DOJ will release the smallest amount of documents with his name scrubbed which will make him even more unpopular politically.
We were at my son’s school yesterday and there was a kid at school pick up yelling “mommy, I want a new baby sister RIGHT NOW!” but the mom was already carrying a baby so me thinks the kid may be having some buyers remorse for the baby sister they already have 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We were at my son’s school yesterday and there was a kid at school pick up yelling “mommy, I want a new baby sister RIGHT NOW!” but the mom was already carrying a baby so me thinks the kid may be having some buyers remorse for the baby sister they already have 🤔
It’s officially LA winter because I finally had to light the pilot light for our heater.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s officially LA winter because I finally had to light the pilot light for our heater.
I can literally hear this post
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can literally hear this post
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a second stop has been found on the Appalachian Trail
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
a second stop has been found on the Appalachian Trail
Someone named Olivia Nuzzi who “reports” the “news” but falls in love for a worm addled elderly anti-vaxxer sounds like a first draft of a 30 Rock character Jack tries to hire at NBC but then Jenna puts Nair in her shampoo.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone named Olivia Nuzzi who “reports” the “news” but falls in love for a worm addled elderly anti-vaxxer sounds like a first draft of a 30 Rock character Jack tries to hire at NBC but then Jenna puts Nair in her shampoo.
It turns out having to work all weekend or otherwise be on call really tires me out!
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It turns out having to work all weekend or otherwise be on call really tires me out!
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
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Would sell my very SOUL for these to be manufactured again, do you hear me
Kudos Bars (1986-2017): A line of chocolate-covered chewy granola bars, marketed as a healthier snack for kids, despite ostensibly being candy bars. Available in flavors like chocolate chip, peanut butter, cookies n creme, and many more. then eventually actual candy variants like Snickers and M&Ms.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Would sell my very SOUL for these to be manufactured again, do you hear me
After reading excerpts from this book my only reaction has been “what a fucking loser she is”
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
After reading excerpts from this book my only reaction has been “what a fucking loser she is”
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Star Trek character: of course I've read the greats--Tolstoy, Faulkner, Nuzzi, Kah'mor son of Drang
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Star Trek character: of course I've read the greats--Tolstoy, Faulkner, Nuzzi, Kah'mor son of Drang
My dad’s beach house has a rat problem and he said the rats were taking little bags of cheez-its and pirates booty under the dishwasher and eating them so when he pulled the dishwasher out it was literally piles of empty snack bags.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My dad’s beach house has a rat problem and he said the rats were taking little bags of cheez-its and pirates booty under the dishwasher and eating them so when he pulled the dishwasher out it was literally piles of empty snack bags.