Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
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Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Hyperfixed | HYPERFIXED
Alex Goldman's new podcast, Hyperfixed, gets to the bottom of life's most intractable and annoying problems and has fun along the way..
Hyperfixedpod.com
It’s been one year of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and I am so thankful for everyone who listens and enjoys. If you like the show the single best thing you could do for us is to share it with friends. Thanks so much for listening.
Hey — anyone out there got a bass harmonica and wanna record a couple notes on a song I’m working on for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social? Get at me
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hey — anyone out there got a bass harmonica and wanna record a couple notes on a song I’m working on for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social? Get at me
If you liked the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social series on the black market for life saving cat drugs, @revealnews.org is running an hour-long version of that story this weekend! Hear it on the radio! Share it with your friends!!!
The treatment for a fatal cat disease wasn’t legally available. So cat lovers created an international black market.
A fatal cat disease was finally cured, but the treatment wasn’t legally available. So a group of cat lovers created an international black market.
revealnews.org
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If you liked the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social series on the black market for life saving cat drugs, @revealnews.org is running an hour-long version of that story this weekend! Hear it on the radio! Share it with your friends!!!
If we didn’t start the fire was written today it’d be like “Donald Trump, Ronald Plump, Gonald Fonald loanald lump, Monald Vonald Conald Wonal Bonald Honald Hump, Sonald Sump, Xonald Xump, Shonald Chonald Nonald Nump Zona
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
If we didn’t start the fire was written today it’d be like “Donald Trump, Ronald Plump, Gonald Fonald loanald lump, Monald Vonald Conald Wonal Bonald Honald Hump, Sonald Sump, Xonald Xump, Shonald Chonald Nonald Nump Zona
I think you could remake The Parallax View as a comedy and with the right writer it would be incredible.
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I think you could remake The Parallax View as a comedy and with the right writer it would be incredible.
Me. Gorbachev, gorb down this chev
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Me. Gorbachev, gorb down this chev
When I’m in a yellow wood, and I come across two paths diverging, you already know which road im taking 💯
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 AM
When I’m in a yellow wood, and I come across two paths diverging, you already know which road im taking 💯
Who the hell is Nora F Ron
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Who the hell is Nora F Ron
An Irish guy named Perry Men O’Pause
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
An Irish guy named Perry Men O’Pause
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Vince Gilligan and Apple TV+ is teaming up with Epic™ games and Fortnite to rename the Battle Bus the Pluri-bus! The Manousos skin is included with your battle pass, and be sure to get Carol’s new “crying with frustration” emote!!!
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Vince Gilligan and Apple TV+ is teaming up with Epic™ games and Fortnite to rename the Battle Bus the Pluri-bus! The Manousos skin is included with your battle pass, and be sure to get Carol’s new “crying with frustration” emote!!!
Vince Gilligan and Apple TV+ is teaming up with Epic™ games and Fortnite to rename the Battle Bus the Pluri-bus! The Manousos skin is included with your battle pass, and be sure to get Carol’s new “crying with frustration” emote!!!
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Vince Gilligan and Apple TV+ is teaming up with Epic™ games and Fortnite to rename the Battle Bus the Pluri-bus! The Manousos skin is included with your battle pass, and be sure to get Carol’s new “crying with frustration” emote!!!
Skill issue. I always go hard.
-Guy who is confused about what “go hard” means
-Guy who is confused about what “go hard” means
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Skill issue. I always go hard.
-Guy who is confused about what “go hard” means
-Guy who is confused about what “go hard” means
Hi! If you have ever thought about subscribing to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social , why not pull the trigger today! You’ll get discounts on merch, bonus episodes, access to our great community discord, and more. Be the envy of literally all your friends and help me feed my adorable children!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hi! If you have ever thought about subscribing to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social , why not pull the trigger today! You’ll get discounts on merch, bonus episodes, access to our great community discord, and more. Be the envy of literally all your friends and help me feed my adorable children!!!!!!
Hey what do you think of this phrase I just came up with:
Catch me outside how bout that
Catch me outside how bout that
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hey what do you think of this phrase I just came up with:
Catch me outside how bout that
Catch me outside how bout that
I’ve heard of a washing machine…but a smashing machine? What kinda movie is this?! 🤪 I guess I’ll find out after I watching it!
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’ve heard of a washing machine…but a smashing machine? What kinda movie is this?! 🤪 I guess I’ll find out after I watching it!
Yo check this out:
Ass Christmas I gave you my fart
You can use that if you want
Ass Christmas I gave you my fart
You can use that if you want
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yo check this out:
Ass Christmas I gave you my fart
You can use that if you want
Ass Christmas I gave you my fart
You can use that if you want
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Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
Haha You Clowns clears Pluribus as this year’s best new show
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Haha You Clowns clears Pluribus as this year’s best new show
They're doing this to me tonight (for christmas)
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They're doing this to me tonight (for christmas)
If there are artists out there looking for something to make, can I offer you this idea I just had: Jar Jar Binks looking like pin head with a speech bubble that says "meesa have such sights to show you"
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If there are artists out there looking for something to make, can I offer you this idea I just had: Jar Jar Binks looking like pin head with a speech bubble that says "meesa have such sights to show you"
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
Ok, we know trump’s name is ALL OVER these files and it looks really bad… fortunately it’s all false accusations so you don’t even really need to look at them. Ok thx bai
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ok, we know trump’s name is ALL OVER these files and it looks really bad… fortunately it’s all false accusations so you don’t even really need to look at them. Ok thx bai
Now why would TikTok think I want this shirt. What’s a circumstance where anyone would want this shirt.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Now why would TikTok think I want this shirt. What’s a circumstance where anyone would want this shirt.
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i'm not qualified to speak for people in other professions but if you are using ai to "draw" pictures you are a loser
i'm not qualified to speak for people in other professions but if you are using ai to "write" scripts you are a loser
December 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i'm not qualified to speak for people in other professions but if you are using ai to "draw" pictures you are a loser
I wish David Lunch had adapted the famous Williams Burroughs novel Naked Lynch
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I wish David Lunch had adapted the famous Williams Burroughs novel Naked Lynch