bandit / pipsqueak
@softcorps.bsky.social
we are the only homosexuals alive
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
we are the only homosexuals alive
lmao at the theatre i said 'two tickets for melania please' and he kind of looked at me for a second and then i was like 'nahhh two tickets for the moment please'
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
lmao at the theatre i said 'two tickets for melania please' and he kind of looked at me for a second and then i was like 'nahhh two tickets for the moment please'
when vec hears me playing au pays de cocaine on my guitar in the next room he shouts YOU CAN STAY WITH MEEEEE in an exaggerated cameron winter voice
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 AM
when vec hears me playing au pays de cocaine on my guitar in the next room he shouts YOU CAN STAY WITH MEEEEE in an exaggerated cameron winter voice
it's absolutely true, just a trail of failed people who could have a better life if the people at the top cared at all
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
it's absolutely true, just a trail of failed people who could have a better life if the people at the top cared at all
more people think joe biden is far left than anything else. like this country is boned
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
more people think joe biden is far left than anything else. like this country is boned
sometimes it's bewildering just how uneducated and inward this country is. fixing this kind of lack of knowledge on a wide scale is truly a herculean task
Aside: Gavin Newsom's strategy to pivot right isn't just evil, it's stupid.
He governs California. He's been the Woke Socialist on Fox News for a decade.
He could say the T-slur every day for a year. Wouldn't matter. The median voter would still think he's transing kids in Commiefornia!
He governs California. He's been the Woke Socialist on Fox News for a decade.
He could say the T-slur every day for a year. Wouldn't matter. The median voter would still think he's transing kids in Commiefornia!
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
sometimes it's bewildering just how uneducated and inward this country is. fixing this kind of lack of knowledge on a wide scale is truly a herculean task
let's just say we're lucky it wasn't a Shen Gaoren...
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
let's just say we're lucky it wasn't a Shen Gaoren...
'The Incident' at my high school? a Daimyo Hermitaur exsanguinated one of the faculty members
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
'The Incident' at my high school? a Daimyo Hermitaur exsanguinated one of the faculty members
i didn't know you were a MM head :D
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i didn't know you were a MM head :D
(I'll also add that as a huge Sedaris fan who has read almost all of his stuff, it is very rewarding to see certain events that would become the building blocks of future essays as they happen, devoid of the editing or compiling)
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
(I'll also add that as a huge Sedaris fan who has read almost all of his stuff, it is very rewarding to see certain events that would become the building blocks of future essays as they happen, devoid of the editing or compiling)
at the strange events of certain weeks (when you see what happens daily it has a kind of kuleshov effect where the comparisons become very clear), and touched by small moments of unplanned poignancy. Plus, seeing the repeating events of poverty early on does a lot to ground the timeline. -
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
at the strange events of certain weeks (when you see what happens daily it has a kind of kuleshov effect where the comparisons become very clear), and touched by small moments of unplanned poignancy. Plus, seeing the repeating events of poverty early on does a lot to ground the timeline. -
read Theft By Finding, a printing of david sedaris' diaries from 1977-2002. this was truly transcendental, there's something that really amplifies the innate humanity of the people we are surrounded by when it's presented in this non-sequitur, unedited format. it both had me rolling over laughing -
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
read Theft By Finding, a printing of david sedaris' diaries from 1977-2002. this was truly transcendental, there's something that really amplifies the innate humanity of the people we are surrounded by when it's presented in this non-sequitur, unedited format. it both had me rolling over laughing -
i kind of one trick Rem now and i love how people talk to me when i play him. so many people call me 'little buddy' and similar things, :3
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
i kind of one trick Rem now and i love how people talk to me when i play him. so many people call me 'little buddy' and similar things, :3
as i progressed through the bag it truly felt like... wow ... they put way too many of these in this bag... i was eating them because i felt i had to
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
as i progressed through the bag it truly felt like... wow ... they put way too many of these in this bag... i was eating them because i felt i had to
eating a bag of skittles feels more detrimental to my health than chain-smoking 100 cigarettes
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
eating a bag of skittles feels more detrimental to my health than chain-smoking 100 cigarettes
they took my driver's license
but you still got yours
you're all i need, babe
yeah you've heard that one before
but you still got yours
you're all i need, babe
yeah you've heard that one before
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
they took my driver's license
but you still got yours
you're all i need, babe
yeah you've heard that one before
but you still got yours
you're all i need, babe
yeah you've heard that one before
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Tailmon TF~
You should make sure your friend knows what you want before asking them to buy you a TF Potion.
However, luckily he or she still gets to be a cute cat!
#TFEverday #transfur
You should make sure your friend knows what you want before asking them to buy you a TF Potion.
However, luckily he or she still gets to be a cute cat!
#TFEverday #transfur
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Tailmon TF~
You should make sure your friend knows what you want before asking them to buy you a TF Potion.
However, luckily he or she still gets to be a cute cat!
#TFEverday #transfur
You should make sure your friend knows what you want before asking them to buy you a TF Potion.
However, luckily he or she still gets to be a cute cat!
#TFEverday #transfur
really really cool, great find!
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
really really cool, great find!
Reposted by bandit / pipsqueak
So grateful to have a piece of furry history! #furry #furrynsfw
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
So grateful to have a piece of furry history! #furry #furrynsfw
I love the things we're putting Bad Luck Brian through now. Years ago it was simple torments like missing the bus. Now he has been agonizingly searching for the exit of a shifting maze as his legs turn to stone. And I use 'We' purposefully because I do believe it is all of our faults
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I love the things we're putting Bad Luck Brian through now. Years ago it was simple torments like missing the bus. Now he has been agonizingly searching for the exit of a shifting maze as his legs turn to stone. And I use 'We' purposefully because I do believe it is all of our faults