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Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic
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‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
All my dishes are old restaurant stuff from the 1950s and 60s, but there's no way I was gonna pass up a couple bowls from the 1980s when they look like this
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All my dishes are old restaurant stuff from the 1950s and 60s, but there's no way I was gonna pass up a couple bowls from the 1980s when they look like this
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Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.
One of many things that's great about K'Ehleyr is that there is such a clear and consistent throughline between her and Jadzia as far as their dynamic with Worf. Two self-assured women who both see through and understand Worf's Klingon hang-ups. It's bc of K'Ehleyr that he matures for Jadzia
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
One of many things that's great about K'Ehleyr is that there is such a clear and consistent throughline between her and Jadzia as far as their dynamic with Worf. Two self-assured women who both see through and understand Worf's Klingon hang-ups. It's bc of K'Ehleyr that he matures for Jadzia
Me: There's no such thing as racism against white people
Star Trek The Next Generation's "Up the Long Ladder":
Star Trek The Next Generation's "Up the Long Ladder":
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me: There's no such thing as racism against white people
Star Trek The Next Generation's "Up the Long Ladder":
Star Trek The Next Generation's "Up the Long Ladder":
Wesley: But William James won't be in my Starfleet exams.
Picard: The important things never will be. Anyone can be trained in the mechanics of piloting a starship. It takes more. ... Art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.
🏆🎉🎺 Importance of the humanities mentioned 🎺🎉🏆
Picard: The important things never will be. Anyone can be trained in the mechanics of piloting a starship. It takes more. ... Art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.
🏆🎉🎺 Importance of the humanities mentioned 🎺🎉🏆
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wesley: But William James won't be in my Starfleet exams.
Picard: The important things never will be. Anyone can be trained in the mechanics of piloting a starship. It takes more. ... Art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.
🏆🎉🎺 Importance of the humanities mentioned 🎺🎉🏆
Picard: The important things never will be. Anyone can be trained in the mechanics of piloting a starship. It takes more. ... Art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.
🏆🎉🎺 Importance of the humanities mentioned 🎺🎉🏆
I like to look at kitbashed models and try to figure out what they're made from. Anyway I think there are a couple of engine skirt housings from the 2001 Discovery on the original Borg cube
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I like to look at kitbashed models and try to figure out what they're made from. Anyway I think there are a couple of engine skirt housings from the 2001 Discovery on the original Borg cube
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The rerecording of the TNG theme for s2 is too snare and trumpet forward and is too bombastic. The s1 version that continues to be used over the end credits properly emphasizes the french horn and is clearly superior. Thank you.
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The rerecording of the TNG theme for s2 is too snare and trumpet forward and is too bombastic. The s1 version that continues to be used over the end credits properly emphasizes the french horn and is clearly superior. Thank you.
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
A true testament to progress that there's only one "oops I fell in the shower" bullshit excuse and everyone else is like "yeah I/we did that"
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A true testament to progress that there's only one "oops I fell in the shower" bullshit excuse and everyone else is like "yeah I/we did that"
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Taro is now a Snail
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Taro is now a Snail
This and this guy are the same guy which is really funny and impossible to ignore once you notice it
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This and this guy are the same guy which is really funny and impossible to ignore once you notice it
This guy is really coming for Chief O'Brien's job with that beaming technique, damn
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This guy is really coming for Chief O'Brien's job with that beaming technique, damn
"Actually, Frankenstein was the captain"
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Actually, Frankenstein was the captain"
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Suzie Plakson you are the real star of TNG s2 (🥵)
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Suzie Plakson you are the real star of TNG s2 (🥵)
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i was on the wikipedia page for teddy bears
![Moral panic
In 1907, Michael G. Esper, a Catholic priest in Michigan, declared teddy bears to be "horrible monstrosities", which by supplanting the "good old dolls" would cause girls to lose the urge to nurture babies, leading to declining birth rates among the white population and race suicide. The suggestion attracted widespread but short-lived attention.[18]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:htp4wzwmkaqycs2hq45dcj7h/bafkreicikjaprms4e2fs6w6z2hv2lfjr3dfiauvccq5yweq4uzwrlz4ejm@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i was on the wikipedia page for teddy bears
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I made a pilgrimage to pay my respects several years ago while in town for STLV. There wasn't much left, but you could still see part of the warp core in a timeshare office.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I made a pilgrimage to pay my respects several years ago while in town for STLV. There wasn't much left, but you could still see part of the warp core in a timeshare office.
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I’m doing Secret Satan this year. We all put our names in a hat and secretly torment each other. I have been given leprosy which is making it very hard to tempt my friend with an apple.
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m doing Secret Satan this year. We all put our names in a hat and secretly torment each other. I have been given leprosy which is making it very hard to tempt my friend with an apple.
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
This applies to all kinds of writing, not just fiction: the idea that you must outline first. I cannot and do not go from big to small, I build the thing up from the details. I might be building toward a specific shape, but I can't tell you all the parts or where they go until I'm done!
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This applies to all kinds of writing, not just fiction: the idea that you must outline first. I cannot and do not go from big to small, I build the thing up from the details. I might be building toward a specific shape, but I can't tell you all the parts or where they go until I'm done!
If this was what Kirk van Houten said he slept in I don't think Homer would have had much of a comeback tbh
Virtuality VR for the Commodore Amiga (1992). These were sold for $65,000
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If this was what Kirk van Houten said he slept in I don't think Homer would have had much of a comeback tbh
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In the hallmark movies where the lady goes back home from the big city, they never talk about the game she must play pretending that the ethnic food in the small town is anywhere near as good as her family thinks it is. Just grimacing while eating mid Thai food.
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In the hallmark movies where the lady goes back home from the big city, they never talk about the game she must play pretending that the ethnic food in the small town is anywhere near as good as her family thinks it is. Just grimacing while eating mid Thai food.