Claire π
@isolinearchip.bsky.social
Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic
Pinned
I like that it zeroed in on the word "pinch", read it as a quantity, and decided that every result needed to emphasize the smallness of the portion.
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I like that it zeroed in on the word "pinch", read it as a quantity, and decided that every result needed to emphasize the smallness of the portion.
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. βI always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, βYou fucking ran while we stayed,ββ he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. βI always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, βYou fucking ran while we stayed,ββ he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
I hate the way this thing speaks, and also who the fuck puts lettuce on the bottom like that?
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I hate the way this thing speaks, and also who the fuck puts lettuce on the bottom like that?
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Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.
βStart β whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.β
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
βStart β whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.β
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.
βStart β whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.β
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
βStart β whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.β
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
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Will the new MST3K reboot that I'm part of be political? Well, the Aldai Stevenson, Estes Kefauver, Thomas Dewey, and Claire Booth Luce references we did back in the day tore the 1990s apart, so don't think Melvin Laird is safe from our riffs in 2026.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Will the new MST3K reboot that I'm part of be political? Well, the Aldai Stevenson, Estes Kefauver, Thomas Dewey, and Claire Booth Luce references we did back in the day tore the 1990s apart, so don't think Melvin Laird is safe from our riffs in 2026.
Jon Sununu better go for at least one haircut
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Jon Sununu better go for at least one haircut
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Charles Ephebophile Cheese
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didnβt think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
I cannot for the life of me remember what 90% of the tone tags are supposed to mean, but I do know that the /hj one means handjob
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I cannot for the life of me remember what 90% of the tone tags are supposed to mean, but I do know that the /hj one means handjob
It looks to be in good condition, and also just built as hell!
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It looks to be in good condition, and also just built as hell!
My mom texted me asking if I wanted a table drawer thing that she found for $45 and then she sends a picture and it's an original Raymond Loewy from 1960, yes I fucking want it thank you
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
My mom texted me asking if I wanted a table drawer thing that she found for $45 and then she sends a picture and it's an original Raymond Loewy from 1960, yes I fucking want it thank you
Charlie Chaplin-ass duck for some reason
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Charlie Chaplin-ass duck for some reason
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THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
Going to focus on an unimportant detail here and ask who the fuck wants to take a vacation with employees in tow? Bringing nannies with you on vacation is like, these people live in a completely different universe than me. It's like bringing the person in the next cubicle with you. What? No.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Going to focus on an unimportant detail here and ask who the fuck wants to take a vacation with employees in tow? Bringing nannies with you on vacation is like, these people live in a completely different universe than me. It's like bringing the person in the next cubicle with you. What? No.
Those Pizzarias π«‘ Can still taste em
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Those Pizzarias π«‘ Can still taste em
Blade Runner 2049 on a full IMAX, and wandering through the maze of pipe organ pipes in a cathedral in Germany for 20 minutes while a guy played Bach. Those are the two most "sound is physical and flows over me" experiences of my life and I need that periodically for medicinal purposes
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Blade Runner 2049 on a full IMAX, and wandering through the maze of pipe organ pipes in a cathedral in Germany for 20 minutes while a guy played Bach. Those are the two most "sound is physical and flows over me" experiences of my life and I need that periodically for medicinal purposes
IMAX theaters should have regular periodic showings of Blade Runner 2049 just so people (me) can hear the score on the IMAX equipment again. Like sort of a Rocky Horror Picture Show thing for people (again, me) who want to drown in overwhelming sound for a few hours a month
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
IMAX theaters should have regular periodic showings of Blade Runner 2049 just so people (me) can hear the score on the IMAX equipment again. Like sort of a Rocky Horror Picture Show thing for people (again, me) who want to drown in overwhelming sound for a few hours a month
I had brain surgery via my sinus cavity when I was younger and my greatest fear leading up to it was that the surgeon would sneeze while he had a fancy ice pick up my nose, but that concern was so 2002 π₯±
β¨ Now, thanks to groundbreaking advances in technology, AI can sneeze for him β¨
β¨ Now, thanks to groundbreaking advances in technology, AI can sneeze for him β¨
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: βCerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patientβs nose. In anotherβ¦ a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patientβs skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injuredβ
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I had brain surgery via my sinus cavity when I was younger and my greatest fear leading up to it was that the surgeon would sneeze while he had a fancy ice pick up my nose, but that concern was so 2002 π₯±
β¨ Now, thanks to groundbreaking advances in technology, AI can sneeze for him β¨
β¨ Now, thanks to groundbreaking advances in technology, AI can sneeze for him β¨
She's just a little person
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
She's just a little person
Getting the Eternal Sunshine thing done to myself, but just to forget that the real human being song from DRIVE was written about Sully Sullenberger
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Getting the Eternal Sunshine thing done to myself, but just to forget that the real human being song from DRIVE was written about Sully Sullenberger
Laptop on the couch, baybee. Grown up computer with a big monitor is for my own personal enjoyment (gaming, looking at maps, and reading Wikipedia articles as 2am)
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Laptop on the couch, baybee. Grown up computer with a big monitor is for my own personal enjoyment (gaming, looking at maps, and reading Wikipedia articles as 2am)
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it's like our entire sense of morality has been filtered through the act of consumption, and the highest good we can imagine is feeling good and clean and pure as individuals, unpolluted by the obvious evil are around us
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
it's like our entire sense of morality has been filtered through the act of consumption, and the highest good we can imagine is feeling good and clean and pure as individuals, unpolluted by the obvious evil are around us
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
I feel like I'm yanking something gross out of an uncooperative dog's mouth except it's me to myself
"Just let it go."
"No."
"Let it go!"
"No!"
"Just let it go."
"No."
"Let it go!"
"No!"
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I feel like I'm yanking something gross out of an uncooperative dog's mouth except it's me to myself
"Just let it go."
"No."
"Let it go!"
"No!"
"Just let it go."
"No."
"Let it go!"
"No!"