Claire 🐝
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Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic
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Claire 🐝
@isolinearchip.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Rescued an earthworm on my way to buy a toilet seat 🫡
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Happy Sex Clams anniversary to all who celebrate. And we all celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy Sex Clams anniversary to all who celebrate. And we all celebrate.
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
There are a lot of good ones but the clear winner of the hood ornament contest is the 1950 Oldsmobile 88
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There are a lot of good ones but the clear winner of the hood ornament contest is the 1950 Oldsmobile 88
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I told her it's gonna be lunch time soon
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I told her it's gonna be lunch time soon
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Check out my guy Tyler releasing his first owl. 😭😭😭 This is what it’s all about!
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Check out my guy Tyler releasing his first owl. 😭😭😭 This is what it’s all about!
Saw El Kabong today ✅
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Saw El Kabong today ✅
"What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander"
Because I'm in Michigan this weekend I'm taking this opportunity to argue, yet again, that this would be the better slogan
Because I'm in Michigan this weekend I'm taking this opportunity to argue, yet again, that this would be the better slogan
On a related note I think Michigan's "Pure Michigan" slogan could really use some workshopping (sounds like a bottled water ad) and would like to throw "What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander" out there
It feels really desperate and thirsty when states put their tourism website on their license plates. Yeah I can’t wait to check out visit PA dot com once I get out of this traffic. Get real
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander"
Because I'm in Michigan this weekend I'm taking this opportunity to argue, yet again, that this would be the better slogan
Because I'm in Michigan this weekend I'm taking this opportunity to argue, yet again, that this would be the better slogan
Downtown Ypsilanti is great
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Downtown Ypsilanti is great
Didn't really need gas that badly, I just wanted an excuse to take this picture
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Didn't really need gas that badly, I just wanted an excuse to take this picture
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The cure to the loneliness epidemic is just liking things.
There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is.
The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The cure to the loneliness epidemic is just liking things.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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just being some guy with friends and watching the game seems like a better life than being a trillionaire or prominent nazi or something
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just being some guy with friends and watching the game seems like a better life than being a trillionaire or prominent nazi or something
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
However long this one ends up being we've got to get rid of these things. Can't pass a new budget? Previous year's rolls forward as an automatic CR until you do, done.
GOP SEN. JOHN KENNEDY: It may be 2026 when we'll come out of the shutdown.
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
However long this one ends up being we've got to get rid of these things. Can't pass a new budget? Previous year's rolls forward as an automatic CR until you do, done.
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Central Park's first Barred Owl of the season (and the first in a few years) rests today in the North Woods. 🦉 ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Central Park's first Barred Owl of the season (and the first in a few years) rests today in the North Woods. 🦉 ❤️
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
Love when I get a haircut and they overstyle it so much and put so much shit in it I look like Javier Milei. The first thing I tell them is that I don't own a hair dryer and it's like they take that as a challenge "Yeah it looks great, thanks" [IMMEDIATELY goes home to wash it out]
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Love when I get a haircut and they overstyle it so much and put so much shit in it I look like Javier Milei. The first thing I tell them is that I don't own a hair dryer and it's like they take that as a challenge "Yeah it looks great, thanks" [IMMEDIATELY goes home to wash it out]
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my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
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Guy who's only ever seen Star Trek The Next Generation: "Getting real 'That time Patrick Stewart kept falling asleep during filming of The First Duty and they used the take where he woke up with a start bc it looked like Picard was particularly incensed by what he was hearing' vibes from this"
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Guy who's only ever seen Star Trek The Next Generation: "Getting real 'That time Patrick Stewart kept falling asleep during filming of The First Duty and they used the take where he woke up with a start bc it looked like Picard was particularly incensed by what he was hearing' vibes from this"