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* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
incredibly funny tee-up incoming
Thune on amendment to Epstein: “I think when a bill comes out of the house, 427 to one, and the President said he’d sign it, I'm not sure that amending it is in the cards.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
incredibly funny tee-up incoming
Crystal Lake Memories is one of those "nothing to do today" or "can't leave the house today" kind of movies, and it's certainly something.
I watched a really long and entertaining documentary about the Friday the 13th movies called "Crystal Lake Memories" and when it came time to discuss Jason X, one of the actors that was in it gave it the best blurb I've ever heard for a movie ever.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Crystal Lake Memories is one of those "nothing to do today" or "can't leave the house today" kind of movies, and it's certainly something.
since they're not a person, can i post joking actionable threats against the concept of private equity firms?
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
since they're not a person, can i post joking actionable threats against the concept of private equity firms?
how that nightmare "which trans are you" table reads
Biracial transmasc Thomas Jefferson in a Hatsune Miku binder
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
how that nightmare "which trans are you" table reads
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new day, new reports of kafkaesque legal limbo for transgender people in America, woo hoo, I was just thinking that shit was too easy lately
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
new day, new reports of kafkaesque legal limbo for transgender people in America, woo hoo, I was just thinking that shit was too easy lately
you know doc ock was so full of himself when he started strutting around in that slutty white suit
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
you know doc ock was so full of himself when he started strutting around in that slutty white suit
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The whole U.S. govt right now is a dude in a yellow hummer with dried cocaine in his mustache that is 32% rat poison telling us that if we have time to lean we have time to clean
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The whole U.S. govt right now is a dude in a yellow hummer with dried cocaine in his mustache that is 32% rat poison telling us that if we have time to lean we have time to clean
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We really do deserve more than all this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We really do deserve more than all this.
this is getting so far past the point of absurdity. they really will waste so much time, money, and effort, if it lets them be performatively ignorant and cruel.
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick
how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state
oh but religious records are valid dw
how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state
oh but religious records are valid dw
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this is getting so far past the point of absurdity. they really will waste so much time, money, and effort, if it lets them be performatively ignorant and cruel.
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Oh wow today is Tuesday.
I thought it was Sunday.
I have therapy every Tuesday at 4 pm. I have BPD and my insurance doesn’t cover it. It’s $125.
Please send tips
I don’t mean to be broke and needing things inside a “must have money to live” society
I thought it was Sunday.
I have therapy every Tuesday at 4 pm. I have BPD and my insurance doesn’t cover it. It’s $125.
Please send tips
I don’t mean to be broke and needing things inside a “must have money to live” society
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh wow today is Tuesday.
I thought it was Sunday.
I have therapy every Tuesday at 4 pm. I have BPD and my insurance doesn’t cover it. It’s $125.
Please send tips
I don’t mean to be broke and needing things inside a “must have money to live” society
I thought it was Sunday.
I have therapy every Tuesday at 4 pm. I have BPD and my insurance doesn’t cover it. It’s $125.
Please send tips
I don’t mean to be broke and needing things inside a “must have money to live” society
idk i haven't complained about this in a few days
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
idk i haven't complained about this in a few days
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SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
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i know he thinks he's slick
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i know he thinks he's slick
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receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
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Cloudflare is down. I love that sometimes the Internet just stops working. Like a digital snow day.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Cloudflare is down. I love that sometimes the Internet just stops working. Like a digital snow day.
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Its fucked up that i have to get out of bed and go to work
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Its fucked up that i have to get out of bed and go to work
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
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This is what guys like Yglesias, and everybody else making hay about Kamala supporting transition care in prisons, want to happen everywhere.
EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
EXCLUSIVE: Forced Detransitions ‘Nearly Toppled’ Medical Unit in Georgia Prison During Care Ban — Assigned
In the midst of a lawsuit, a Georgia prison resumes gender affirming care for trans inmates.
www.assignedmedia.org
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This is what guys like Yglesias, and everybody else making hay about Kamala supporting transition care in prisons, want to happen everywhere.
a second plane has hit the cloud service
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
a second plane has hit the cloud service
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One of the things I never expected to find at the Art Institute of Chicago was their oddly large collection of gunblades.
Part 5 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
German hunting knife that's also a gun, that's also a calendar..
German hunting knife that's also a gun, that's also a calendar..
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One of the things I never expected to find at the Art Institute of Chicago was their oddly large collection of gunblades.
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100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.
Kind of feels like the IOC expected for the study to say "yeah trans women are like the hulk somehow" and when it completely undercut the reasoning behind banning us. They have simply elected to ignore their own work.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.
a month of no sociotemporal bullshit could fix me
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
a month of no sociotemporal bullshit could fix me
good morning, gang
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
good morning, gang