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Thorpe Langton
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I‘m taking a couple of days. But be sure to call your senator and let them know how pissed off you are.

If you’re a donor, tell ‘em you’re cutting checks for primary challengers if they don’t back a change in leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You just know it’s burning Angie Craig up that she isn’t around to vote in favor of this thing
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Called Jon Ossoff’s office and let them know that if I wanted a Senator that consistently snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, I’d be cutting checks to Derek Dooley.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Vaxxed?
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Did not know Dr. Oz was back to pushing ashwagandha supplements.
Dr Oz: "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms"
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Dear Zohran,

Would you like to get lunch with the most annoying people in the Tri-State area?

Best,

Joe Scarborough
After hinting at it on the air, Joe Scarborough told reporters today that he is trying to arrange a "peacemaking lunch" between Jonathan Greenblatt and Zohran Mamdani -- which would include him and Al Sharpton.

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I think it helps Democrats to take their policy cues from listening their constituents and not weirdos that don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
I don't think it helps the debate about what Democrats should do to pick an obscure thing that some Democrat somewhere may have said -- like on teaching eighth grade algebra -- and then attribute it to Democrats generally.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sounds rad
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Weird, when I think of the least impressive people in the history of the world, they all wound up having gone to the Heritage Foundation because they couldn't get into a good law school
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I feel like I know Louisiana well enough to say that if LSU botches this hire, Republicans are losing every competitive race in that state until there's another national title in the trophy case
LSU does not have a full-time president, athletic director or head football coach, and the governor is sticking himself into the whole process.

It simply does not get more dysfunctional than this. www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
LSU to part ways with AD Scott Woodward after criticism by Louisiana governor: Source
The move comes just days after the program fired head football coach Brian Kelly.
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Absolutely wild that the father of two non-white kids is openly advocating for segregation
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Was not aware the Democratic establishment made him get a Nazi tattoo 20+ years ago
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
lol that was the worst overtime series I’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My blood pressure needs this bye week
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thanks to the turkey baster of steroids he takes every morning, RFK Jr has 250% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Eric had to Google “what do Christians believe in?”
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m only clinging on to watch this game because I know my Tigers-loving father-in-law is gonna want to talk about it.
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just love playoff baseball
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How bummed is Marlins Man that he’s only barely in the frame?
October 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You know the milkshake really messed him up because he continues to speak with a British accent despite having never left the US
Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during Andy Ngo's speech
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Planting this flag now... trotting out JD Vance to be the face of the admin's shutdown response is not going to go well for them and they're only doing it because Trump's brain is too mushy for daily press briefings.
Vance: I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries righ now, if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’ll write a big check to the next (first) Democrat to use this Kimmel story to call for some trust busting
September 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Prayers up for my mom, who thought she was booking a quiet week on 30A only to learn Cobb County schools are on fall break
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Can we please, for the love of all things holy, spend more than 20 minutes working on baton exchanges?
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Regular reminder that one of Ben Shapiro’s fans was so indoctrinated by his vitriolic Islamophobia, he went and shot up a mosque.

Despite inspiring a mass shooting, Ben has done absolutely nothing in the ensuing 7 years to tone down the rhetoric.
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM