Thorpe Langton
@mspdawg.bsky.social
Forget not paying off that 30-year mortgage until you're past retirement age, make your kids spend a decade paying off your 50-year mortgage.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Forget not paying off that 30-year mortgage until you're past retirement age, make your kids spend a decade paying off your 50-year mortgage.
I did weekend barista shifts in law school and when I had my first, poorly paying, lawyer job in DC.
I don't do home espresso because a machine that will match a good cafe is 1) super expensive, 2) requires daily cleaning, and 3) still requires you to invest in a good grinder, beans, water, etc.
I don't do home espresso because a machine that will match a good cafe is 1) super expensive, 2) requires daily cleaning, and 3) still requires you to invest in a good grinder, beans, water, etc.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I did weekend barista shifts in law school and when I had my first, poorly paying, lawyer job in DC.
I don't do home espresso because a machine that will match a good cafe is 1) super expensive, 2) requires daily cleaning, and 3) still requires you to invest in a good grinder, beans, water, etc.
I don't do home espresso because a machine that will match a good cafe is 1) super expensive, 2) requires daily cleaning, and 3) still requires you to invest in a good grinder, beans, water, etc.
What’s more believable: James Bond is just a code name and can be different people -or- James Bond is 95 years old and has undergone multiple plastic surgeries to transform from looking like Sean Connery to Daniel Craig?
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What’s more believable: James Bond is just a code name and can be different people -or- James Bond is 95 years old and has undergone multiple plastic surgeries to transform from looking like Sean Connery to Daniel Craig?
Republicans were about give them the giftiest if gift horses and Schumer asked for dental records
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Republicans were about give them the giftiest if gift horses and Schumer asked for dental records
Big thanks to Shaheen and Hassan for giving this fuckin’ dolt a chance to spike the football
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Big thanks to Shaheen and Hassan for giving this fuckin’ dolt a chance to spike the football
Wouldn’t it just incentivize sellers to jack up prices since buyers can now “afford more house“?
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wouldn’t it just incentivize sellers to jack up prices since buyers can now “afford more house“?
We absolutely do not need to be having normal ass conversations with Nazis
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We absolutely do not need to be having normal ass conversations with Nazis
Wait, so who have I been subscribed to for the last year?
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Wait, so who have I been subscribed to for the last year?
lol’ing that his $50,000 hairline is receding again
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
lol’ing that his $50,000 hairline is receding again
Blew my mind that was his 1st touchdown of the year
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Blew my mind that was his 1st touchdown of the year
Oh no, I’m gonna get nuked in the algorithm at Elon’s Nazi message board! Whatever will I do?!
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh no, I’m gonna get nuked in the algorithm at Elon’s Nazi message board! Whatever will I do?!
Nice to know that there’s always a rung below where I’m at
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nice to know that there’s always a rung below where I’m at
I appreciate your clarification that this is in Lafayette, because I was about to scour St. Paul for this
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I appreciate your clarification that this is in Lafayette, because I was about to scour St. Paul for this
It doesn’t help that the NCAA‘s tournament format is godawful. If they moved regionals to campus they’d be infinitely more watchable.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It doesn’t help that the NCAA‘s tournament format is godawful. If they moved regionals to campus they’d be infinitely more watchable.
Do you enjoy having your heart stomped on? If you do, the Gophers are ready and waiting.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Do you enjoy having your heart stomped on? If you do, the Gophers are ready and waiting.
Currently watching UMN because they get a local broadcast here in the Twin Cities
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Currently watching UMN because they get a local broadcast here in the Twin Cities
¿por que no los dos?
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
¿por que no los dos?
How they haven’t pressed Illinois, N’Western, and Rutgers into filling out this conference is beyond me.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How they haven’t pressed Illinois, N’Western, and Rutgers into filling out this conference is beyond me.
The fact the B1G doesn’t treat hockey the way the SEC treats baseball is sad
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The fact the B1G doesn’t treat hockey the way the SEC treats baseball is sad
Been waiting on this kid in part so I could anchor myself here for Christmas time
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Been waiting on this kid in part so I could anchor myself here for Christmas time
I normally err on the side of earlier because we're typically traveling for Thanksgiving and Christmas and I actually want to enjoy the decorations
Only traveling for Thanksgiving this year, so we'll probably wait a bit longer.
Only traveling for Thanksgiving this year, so we'll probably wait a bit longer.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I normally err on the side of earlier because we're typically traveling for Thanksgiving and Christmas and I actually want to enjoy the decorations
Only traveling for Thanksgiving this year, so we'll probably wait a bit longer.
Only traveling for Thanksgiving this year, so we'll probably wait a bit longer.