Thorpe Langton
@mspdawg.bsky.social
One of these aged like milk for *gestures*
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
One of these aged like milk for *gestures*
Utterly confused as to why Penn St/Michigan St got the CBS slot instead of Iowa/USC
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Utterly confused as to why Penn St/Michigan St got the CBS slot instead of Iowa/USC
Pretty sure J.P. Morgan and Salmon Chase each died over 100 years ago
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pretty sure J.P. Morgan and Salmon Chase each died over 100 years ago
We still aurora posting?
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We still aurora posting?
I‘m taking a couple of days. But be sure to call your senator and let them know how pissed off you are.
If you’re a donor, tell ‘em you’re cutting checks for primary challengers if they don’t back a change in leadership.
If you’re a donor, tell ‘em you’re cutting checks for primary challengers if they don’t back a change in leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I‘m taking a couple of days. But be sure to call your senator and let them know how pissed off you are.
If you’re a donor, tell ‘em you’re cutting checks for primary challengers if they don’t back a change in leadership.
If you’re a donor, tell ‘em you’re cutting checks for primary challengers if they don’t back a change in leadership.
You just know it’s burning Angie Craig up that she isn’t around to vote in favor of this thing
Smith is retiring.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You just know it’s burning Angie Craig up that she isn’t around to vote in favor of this thing
Called Jon Ossoff’s office and let them know that if I wanted a Senator that consistently snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, I’d be cutting checks to Derek Dooley.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Called Jon Ossoff’s office and let them know that if I wanted a Senator that consistently snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, I’d be cutting checks to Derek Dooley.
Vaxxed?
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Vaxxed?
Did not know Dr. Oz was back to pushing ashwagandha supplements.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Did not know Dr. Oz was back to pushing ashwagandha supplements.
Dear Zohran,
Would you like to get lunch with the most annoying people in the Tri-State area?
Best,
Joe Scarborough
Would you like to get lunch with the most annoying people in the Tri-State area?
Best,
Joe Scarborough
After hinting at it on the air, Joe Scarborough told reporters today that he is trying to arrange a "peacemaking lunch" between Jonathan Greenblatt and Zohran Mamdani -- which would include him and Al Sharpton.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dear Zohran,
Would you like to get lunch with the most annoying people in the Tri-State area?
Best,
Joe Scarborough
Would you like to get lunch with the most annoying people in the Tri-State area?
Best,
Joe Scarborough
I think it helps Democrats to take their policy cues from listening their constituents and not weirdos that don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
I don't think it helps the debate about what Democrats should do to pick an obscure thing that some Democrat somewhere may have said -- like on teaching eighth grade algebra -- and then attribute it to Democrats generally.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I think it helps Democrats to take their policy cues from listening their constituents and not weirdos that don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Sounds rad
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sounds rad
Weird, when I think of the least impressive people in the history of the world, they all wound up having gone to the Heritage Foundation because they couldn't get into a good law school
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Weird, when I think of the least impressive people in the history of the world, they all wound up having gone to the Heritage Foundation because they couldn't get into a good law school
I feel like I know Louisiana well enough to say that if LSU botches this hire, Republicans are losing every competitive race in that state until there's another national title in the trophy case
LSU does not have a full-time president, athletic director or head football coach, and the governor is sticking himself into the whole process.
It simply does not get more dysfunctional than this. www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
It simply does not get more dysfunctional than this. www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
LSU to part ways with AD Scott Woodward after criticism by Louisiana governor: Source
The move comes just days after the program fired head football coach Brian Kelly.
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I feel like I know Louisiana well enough to say that if LSU botches this hire, Republicans are losing every competitive race in that state until there's another national title in the trophy case
Absolutely wild that the father of two non-white kids is openly advocating for segregation
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Absolutely wild that the father of two non-white kids is openly advocating for segregation
Was not aware the Democratic establishment made him get a Nazi tattoo 20+ years ago
"It's really interesting to have this whole power structure essentially turn on to try to drag my name through the mud." Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner describes the resistance he has experienced within the Democratic Party.
www.threads.com/@thebriefing...
www.threads.com/@thebriefing...
The Briefing with Jen Psaki (@thebriefingwithpsaki) on Threads
"It's really interesting to have this whole power structure essentially turn on to try to drag my name through the mud." Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner describes the resistance he has experienc...
www.threads.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Was not aware the Democratic establishment made him get a Nazi tattoo 20+ years ago
lol that was the worst overtime series I’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
lol that was the worst overtime series I’ve ever seen
My blood pressure needs this bye week
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My blood pressure needs this bye week
Thanks to the turkey baster of steroids he takes every morning, RFK Jr has 250% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thanks to the turkey baster of steroids he takes every morning, RFK Jr has 250% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man.
Eric had to Google “what do Christians believe in?”
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Eric had to Google “what do Christians believe in?”
I’m only clinging on to watch this game because I know my Tigers-loving father-in-law is gonna want to talk about it.
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m only clinging on to watch this game because I know my Tigers-loving father-in-law is gonna want to talk about it.
I just love playoff baseball
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I just love playoff baseball
How bummed is Marlins Man that he’s only barely in the frame?
October 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How bummed is Marlins Man that he’s only barely in the frame?
You know the milkshake really messed him up because he continues to speak with a British accent despite having never left the US
Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during Andy Ngo's speech
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You know the milkshake really messed him up because he continues to speak with a British accent despite having never left the US
Planting this flag now... trotting out JD Vance to be the face of the admin's shutdown response is not going to go well for them and they're only doing it because Trump's brain is too mushy for daily press briefings.
Vance: I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries righ now, if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Planting this flag now... trotting out JD Vance to be the face of the admin's shutdown response is not going to go well for them and they're only doing it because Trump's brain is too mushy for daily press briefings.