Meg
@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social
Government lawyer. Avid UGA football fan. I like house plants and bathtubs. Witchy. Bisexual. Polyamorous. she/her
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Meg
@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social
· Aug 27
“We’re both bog witches.” -one of my friends, explaining why we both know about carnivorous plants.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
@andalsopizza.bsky.social’s niece had a whole ass melt down because she forgot to pack a scepter for me. When her dad said that we could make one, she sobbed, “it won’t be good enough for Meg!!!”
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@andalsopizza.bsky.social’s niece had a whole ass melt down because she forgot to pack a scepter for me. When her dad said that we could make one, she sobbed, “it won’t be good enough for Meg!!!”
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First of all, she’s low poly as hell. Second of all, her name is “I wanna be whorin’”?
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
First of all, she’s low poly as hell. Second of all, her name is “I wanna be whorin’”?
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
My friend, trying to describe one of my former beaux: is that the hot one with the glasses?
Me: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Me: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My friend, trying to describe one of my former beaux: is that the hot one with the glasses?
Me: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Me: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Wow, retrograde combined with cuffing season really got these men acting out, huh?
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wow, retrograde combined with cuffing season really got these men acting out, huh?
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
“Do you want some licorice? It’s not very good, and it makes me sad, but you can have some if you want!”
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Do you want some licorice? It’s not very good, and it makes me sad, but you can have some if you want!”
Feeling aggressively smug that I asked an ex who dumped me what he would say my flaws were and he said that anyone would be lucky to get time with me.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Feeling aggressively smug that I asked an ex who dumped me what he would say my flaws were and he said that anyone would be lucky to get time with me.
Absolutely wild to me that Maryland learned absolutely nothing from Arlington putting the metro underground in the 70s and is now making a glorified streetcar in 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Absolutely wild to me that Maryland learned absolutely nothing from Arlington putting the metro underground in the 70s and is now making a glorified streetcar in 2025.
Did the Michigan-Maryland game just break out in a “Beat Ohio” chant? Yes.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Did the Michigan-Maryland game just break out in a “Beat Ohio” chant? Yes.
Yes, okay, because I saw multiple femmes under the age of approximately six escorted to the bathroom by their apparent father, I did indeed need to supervise them and help them wash their hands.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yes, okay, because I saw multiple femmes under the age of approximately six escorted to the bathroom by their apparent father, I did indeed need to supervise them and help them wash their hands.
Really cannot with the Maryland fans who showed up in the seats next to us at 3 minutes left in the half.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Really cannot with the Maryland fans who showed up in the seats next to us at 3 minutes left in the half.
Anyway, I’m at the Michigan-Maryland game.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Anyway, I’m at the Michigan-Maryland game.
Such a weird own goal. They absolutely did not have to say shit about this.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Such a weird own goal. They absolutely did not have to say shit about this.
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you? (This was surprisingly difficult.)
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you? (This was surprisingly difficult.)
Rare curly-haired Meg sighting.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Rare curly-haired Meg sighting.
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Not defending the freaks or anything, they seem like weird and bad people, but 99% of sexts that are not intended for you and sent by someone who knows you want to fuck them are gonna sound gross and unsexy to you.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Not defending the freaks or anything, they seem like weird and bad people, but 99% of sexts that are not intended for you and sent by someone who knows you want to fuck them are gonna sound gross and unsexy to you.
Having a little slut fire drill, but it’s okay. Just gotta trust the training.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Having a little slut fire drill, but it’s okay. Just gotta trust the training.
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Logging on for Friday Beers
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Logging on for Friday Beers
Me, earlier: *is the bigger person in a dumb conflict with opposing counsel*
My client: your mama would be so proud.
My mama, upon hearing the story: well, they probably deserved it.
My client: your mama would be so proud.
My mama, upon hearing the story: well, they probably deserved it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me, earlier: *is the bigger person in a dumb conflict with opposing counsel*
My client: your mama would be so proud.
My mama, upon hearing the story: well, they probably deserved it.
My client: your mama would be so proud.
My mama, upon hearing the story: well, they probably deserved it.
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
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The power of a good switch
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The power of a good switch
A woman in self checkout convinced the attendant to scan and bag her groceries for her, and you know what? Respect.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A woman in self checkout convinced the attendant to scan and bag her groceries for her, and you know what? Respect.
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.