Jon Danziger
@danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
Pinned
Roasting a chicken on a snow day and yelling at a football game on television, excited to report that I have become both my grandmother *and* my grandfather
Those dumb takes in a formerly prestigious publication designed only to piss us off? We could not take the bait and ignore them.
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Those dumb takes in a formerly prestigious publication designed only to piss us off? We could not take the bait and ignore them.
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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It’s important to find something in the Epstein files just for YOU. Mine is when Jeffrey KEPT trying and failing to hang out with Gilbert Gottfried and ask him what elementary school he went to.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It’s important to find something in the Epstein files just for YOU. Mine is when Jeffrey KEPT trying and failing to hang out with Gilbert Gottfried and ask him what elementary school he went to.
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This is exactly who I’d ask about this
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is exactly who I’d ask about this
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Not a lot of interest in my Luge for Seniors class
February 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Not a lot of interest in my Luge for Seniors class
A Corky St. Clair for our time.
Benoît Richaud is the man sitting next to seemingly every athlete after they compete.
He's choreographer for 16 competitors in Milan — 12 single skaters and four pairs — from 13 countries. No rule prohibits coaches from working with different skaters.
nbcnews.to/4qBm0AC
He's choreographer for 16 competitors in Milan — 12 single skaters and four pairs — from 13 countries. No rule prohibits coaches from working with different skaters.
nbcnews.to/4qBm0AC
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
A Corky St. Clair for our time.
He is more likely to remember the names of his grandchildren than to “have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject,” and his grandchildren are strangers to him.
Trump: “The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired … There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!“
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
He is more likely to remember the names of his grandchildren than to “have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject,” and his grandchildren are strangers to him.
Not sure I can handle four years of quad god redemption arc
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Not sure I can handle four years of quad god redemption arc
Future Atlantic articles:
At Home with Nick Fuentes
Just Funnin’ with Catturd
Stephen Miller: Father of the Year?
At Home with Nick Fuentes
Just Funnin’ with Catturd
Stephen Miller: Father of the Year?
Rod Dreher has fueled some of the more apocalyptic currents on the Trumpist right. Robert F. Worth spoke with the writer to understand his worldview:
Rod Dreher Thinks the Enlightenment Was a Mistake
The influential author derides secularism and the modern world. Conservatives—including the vice president—are joining him on a march back to the Middle Ages.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Future Atlantic articles:
At Home with Nick Fuentes
Just Funnin’ with Catturd
Stephen Miller: Father of the Year?
At Home with Nick Fuentes
Just Funnin’ with Catturd
Stephen Miller: Father of the Year?
Hear me out: what if we put a sociopathic Linus in charge
Firing a pilot for leaving Kristi Noem's blanket behind. Berating staff when she's not on TV enough. Inside the constant chaos at DHS.
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
on.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Hear me out: what if we put a sociopathic Linus in charge
Hello from the faculty lounge, where one of my colleagues is violating the social compact by loudly and repeatedly screaming REPRESENTATIVE! into the phone
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Hello from the faculty lounge, where one of my colleagues is violating the social compact by loudly and repeatedly screaming REPRESENTATIVE! into the phone
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Masterful performance on the snow beam
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Masterful performance on the snow beam
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A lot of uncertainty in the world these days but I can promise you that I will never just want to hop on a call.
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
A lot of uncertainty in the world these days but I can promise you that I will never just want to hop on a call.
“I shall say”
Shall you?
Also: please keep posting, this is going *great* for you.
Shall you?
Also: please keep posting, this is going *great* for you.
I shall say, if you don’t want to be classified like you would be back in the 50’s or 60’s, than don’t act like it. She came out raging. She was not a bit professional. She made a fool of herself. She gave women a very bad look. And if you’re angry about it maybe you ought to look in the mirror
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
“I shall say”
Shall you?
Also: please keep posting, this is going *great* for you.
Shall you?
Also: please keep posting, this is going *great* for you.
dude naw
also: wtf bro
“clearly”
also: wtf bro
“clearly”
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
dude naw
also: wtf bro
“clearly”
also: wtf bro
“clearly”
I’m not saying we’re not going to get our hair mussed
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m not saying we’re not going to get our hair mussed
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To have one ICE employee arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness.
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
To have one ICE employee arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness.
Happy Meals with Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
Lyons says ICE agents actually "took care" of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos when they detained him, before shipping him off to a horrific Texas ICE facility.
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Happy Meals with Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
I have several questions for Howard Lutnick's nannies.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I have several questions for Howard Lutnick's nannies.
Dudes will cross country ski and shoot things before going to therapy
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Dudes will cross country ski and shoot things before going to therapy
Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
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IM SO FUCKING PROUD TO BE LATINA
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
IM SO FUCKING PROUD TO BE LATINA