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Meredith Haggerty
@meredithhaggerty.bsky.social
Forty, shorty, and reviving.
Rewatching New Girl for generalized comfort and I’m in the Mr. Fancyman episodes and he just said “Jess, I’m 42! I’ve made a lot of money, and I enjoy spending it!” and now I am back where I started.
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Christmas movies, the bad boyfriend is always rich and high powered and not emotional enough, which is just SO DIFFERENT than the bad boyfriends of real life.
December 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We make fun of celebrities and rich people for having giftwrapping rooms but when you’re surreptitiously wrapping gifts in your parents’ guest room on a lumpy bed it’s like, are they onto something?
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I know the M.O. for newsletters is regularity but I get the MOST excited when I see a newsletter from someone who hasn't written their newsletter in a long time because it means they had something they HAD to say.
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It feels like as a society we have reached peak Grinch. Santa? Fuck him, America’s face of Christmas is the Grinch now.
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Love your friends and family as much as Vince Gilligan loves depciting a process
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s weird how 2012 was like, one of the last good times and also we’re permanently stuck in all the dumbest parts of it.

This post was prompted by the RHOBH wearing flower crowns.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It's because she doesn't know how to be the head of CBS News. Just no clue what a person in this role does. Similar to how Pete Hegseth and Sean Duffy don't know how to be cabinet secretaries.

A hallmark of this movement is people being out of their depth. It says, "expertise is unnecessary."
I’m sorry but why is the head of cbs news on tv herself
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I see your clapter and I raise you claptire, which is satire that makes the audience feel kind of smug.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you’re looking for a job, just remember that a bunch of junior partner, marketing vice president, and PR exec roles and WILL be opening on December 26th (unless you live in a notably cozy small town, in which case your job market is about to get complicated).
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is a day late but: drain the swamp? More like drain the swamp ass

Okay thanks!
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Who can forward to a gal?
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sabrina Carpenter should get an MC Skat Kat
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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NEW: After seeing @smith.senate.gov post here on @bsky.app condemning the federal government's de facto ban on hemp-derived THC, I reached out to her press office for an interview. We spoke briefly by phone this morning. Here's how it went:
An inside look at Congress' hemp-derived THC death sentence
The Fingers Interview with Senator Tina Smith on how opponents "snuck" the ban into law, shady brands' "bullshit" products, and the industry's paths to redemption
www.fingers.email
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I simply love to look at the solid black night sky at 5:30 pm every evening and scream
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She might look normal, but it’s 1:30 in the morning and she’s five pages deep in a dirty joke newsletter Jeffrey Epstein received in his inbox
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Context clues (mention of the Errol Morris Doc) lead me to believe the unknown sender is Steve Bannon and the “Ouch” is kinda killing me journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/doc...
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just thinking about how many multipliers more people will have seen that interview than this movie
‘CHRISTY’, starring Sydney Sweeney, debuts on CinemaScore with a B+

Read our review: bit.ly/ChristyDF
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
On the one handing sending out this newsletter every single day is probably A Bit Much but on the other hand there are only four more ever dressedlikeme.beehiiv.com/p/i-dressed-...
I Dressed Like Me for 10 Years: Day 3
I always thought they should have called it TikShop
dressedlikeme.beehiiv.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM