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Jon Danziger
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OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
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How many New York Times editors does it take to change a light bulb?

The failure of the light bulb has led to greater scrutiny of the Mamdani campaign.
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We interviewed Hitler about the rise of Nazism.
Republicans are at odds about how to handle the white-nationalist influencer Nick Fuentes’s encroachment into their ranks, @alibreland.bsky.social writes. He asked Fuentes about being the center of a crisis in American conservatism:
The Nick Fuentes Spiral
The reckoning with the white-nationalist influencer’s rise is only getting messier.
bit.ly
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I’ll bet Massie didn’t bury her on a golf course
The current Occupant of the White House is a sewer dwelling scum of the earth scared loser who is lashing out. @RepThomasMassie wife died last year. Congratulations to him on his new marriage. It is clear President Dump is afraid of what is coming.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stephen A. Smith 2028: Debate Me, Coward
Stephen A. Smith should stick to sports!
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Republican Party: Jeffrey Epstein may have serially raped children, but at least he didn't steal a table or have brown skin
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If Loomer primaries MTG, do you know who wins?

AMERICA.
And now Laura Loomer has weighed in. THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
To text with Satan, you have to sign up for Text With Jesus Plus
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
She can testify without the possibility of self-incrimination that day, then
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
strawberries
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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well well well, guess who heard about my posts
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Temu Joan Didion
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sorry, what happened to Promises Made, Promises Kept? GTFO
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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i saw the most important writers of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the bluesky appeals process for quoting a johnny cash song etc
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Please, give us billions of dollars and allow us to set the rainforest on fire so we can create Choose Your Own Adventure books.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm a Grok guy ! Who are you?
Are you a Grok guy, too?
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Jesus Christ.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Santa is real and white, and it’s pedophilia that’s a myth.
Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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From LOLITA itself: "An expression of pain flitted across Lo’s face... I asked her what was the matter. “Nothing, you brute,”... This was an orphan. This was a lone child, an absolute waif, with whom a heavy-limbed, foul-smelling adult had had strenuous intercourse three times that very morning."
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“issue”

Harry Enten is deranged and sick.
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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it's a hell of an act -- what do you call it
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM