Ryan, Perdido en TX
@ryanlostintx.bsky.social
I’m just happy to be here.
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When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
Grilled a link of jalapeño sausage. Made quesadillas.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Grilled a link of jalapeño sausage. Made quesadillas.
I hate how close REK (Robert Earl Keen, prolific Texas songwriter) looks to RFK (you all know the Junior, science denying weirdo).
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I hate how close REK (Robert Earl Keen, prolific Texas songwriter) looks to RFK (you all know the Junior, science denying weirdo).
I only want 2 things:
1. For all people to be able to live a comfortable life in dignity and respect.
2. To drain the world’s oceans in order to find and kill god.
1. For all people to be able to live a comfortable life in dignity and respect.
2. To drain the world’s oceans in order to find and kill god.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I only want 2 things:
1. For all people to be able to live a comfortable life in dignity and respect.
2. To drain the world’s oceans in order to find and kill god.
1. For all people to be able to live a comfortable life in dignity and respect.
2. To drain the world’s oceans in order to find and kill god.
I bet that Fish post would end up with some of the most heinous responses ever from people I once admired and respected and in some cases loved if I posted it over on Facebook.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I bet that Fish post would end up with some of the most heinous responses ever from people I once admired and respected and in some cases loved if I posted it over on Facebook.
Just realized that my wife hid the pot from me before she went out of town.
a close up of a dinosaur 's face in a forest .
ALT: a close up of a dinosaur 's face in a forest .
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November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just realized that my wife hid the pot from me before she went out of town.
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
I’ve been informed that Sarah is making a pit stop in Louisiana on her way back from Mississippi to get us 10lbs of fresh boudin.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve been informed that Sarah is making a pit stop in Louisiana on her way back from Mississippi to get us 10lbs of fresh boudin.
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It’s almost Thanksgiving which means it’s almost time for my favorite side dish that Sarah started making for Thanksgiving like 8 years ago;
Savory Chorizo Bread Pudding.
Savory Chorizo Bread Pudding.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s almost Thanksgiving which means it’s almost time for my favorite side dish that Sarah started making for Thanksgiving like 8 years ago;
Savory Chorizo Bread Pudding.
Savory Chorizo Bread Pudding.
5 years ago I made this stupid meme.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
5 years ago I made this stupid meme.
These idiots. Margarita, Maeby, and Birdie.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
These idiots. Margarita, Maeby, and Birdie.
I keep seeing all these posts about the Northern Lights being visible as far south as Oklahoma? That is too cool. Tomorrow, on my way to work, I get to see the Eastern Lights.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I keep seeing all these posts about the Northern Lights being visible as far south as Oklahoma? That is too cool. Tomorrow, on my way to work, I get to see the Eastern Lights.
Sent this to my dad.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sent this to my dad.
Think tomorrow night might be Hot Dog Dinner.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Think tomorrow night might be Hot Dog Dinner.
If everyone in Houston were to turn off their lights right now I bet we could see at least one or two stars maybe.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If everyone in Houston were to turn off their lights right now I bet we could see at least one or two stars maybe.
My Texas A&M Corpus Christi Islanders basketball team almost kept it to within 30 points agains the Kansas Jayhawks tonight. Close game.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My Texas A&M Corpus Christi Islanders basketball team almost kept it to within 30 points agains the Kansas Jayhawks tonight. Close game.
“Ball and Chain” by Social Distortion hits different when you’re eating a slightly burnt frozen pizza and drinking a lukewarm Miller Lite while your wife is out of town.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“Ball and Chain” by Social Distortion hits different when you’re eating a slightly burnt frozen pizza and drinking a lukewarm Miller Lite while your wife is out of town.
I’ve been rewatching Spartacus Blood and Sand for the first time since 2009 and wow it certainly is something.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve been rewatching Spartacus Blood and Sand for the first time since 2009 and wow it certainly is something.
Strategic Frozen Pizza Reserve
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Strategic Frozen Pizza Reserve
The Just Bare spicy chicken breast strips from Costco straight out of the air fryer on some toasted Dave’s Killer white bread with Muenster cheese and a little bit of ranch makes for a delightful little had a rough day at work bachelor dinner.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Just Bare spicy chicken breast strips from Costco straight out of the air fryer on some toasted Dave’s Killer white bread with Muenster cheese and a little bit of ranch makes for a delightful little had a rough day at work bachelor dinner.
The time has come to grill steak.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The time has come to grill steak.
Is this a glow up?
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is this a glow up?
Get a load of this steak.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Get a load of this steak.
Check this picture of my mom and dad and I from like 1984 that my mom found in their closet this morning.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Check this picture of my mom and dad and I from like 1984 that my mom found in their closet this morning.
Went to Costco this morning to get two batteries for my truck. I also got a slice of pizza & a hot dog & folded the hotdog into the slice of pizza & ate them both at the same time & now I have indigestion. Was good going down but now I’m dealing with the reckoning. Do not advise.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Went to Costco this morning to get two batteries for my truck. I also got a slice of pizza & a hot dog & folded the hotdog into the slice of pizza & ate them both at the same time & now I have indigestion. Was good going down but now I’m dealing with the reckoning. Do not advise.