Ryan, Perdido en TX
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I’m just happy to be here.
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When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
I sometimes wonder if the music by
Portishead wants to fuck me back.
Portishead wants to fuck me back.
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I sometimes wonder if the music by
Portishead wants to fuck me back.
Portishead wants to fuck me back.
Dad: Your mother found these bbq stained tongs and basting brush in your sock drawer. Have you been grilling, son?
Son: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
Son: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
February 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Dad: Your mother found these bbq stained tongs and basting brush in your sock drawer. Have you been grilling, son?
Son: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
Son: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
I take this little guy, Bubba, in to get his nuts lopped off tomorrow. Sarah’s making me take him so that he hates me instead of her. 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I take this little guy, Bubba, in to get his nuts lopped off tomorrow. Sarah’s making me take him so that he hates me instead of her. 🤣
Whenever I have flowers sent to Sarah, I always have the card signed “Love, Ryan (your husband)” just in case someone else named Ryan has also sent her flowers.
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Whenever I have flowers sent to Sarah, I always have the card signed “Love, Ryan (your husband)” just in case someone else named Ryan has also sent her flowers.
Having a good time making new emojis to send to Sarah.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Having a good time making new emojis to send to Sarah.
Ice dancing should be the horniest Olympic event around on sports radio. I’m hearing zero sports talk about ice dancing.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Ice dancing should be the horniest Olympic event around on sports radio. I’m hearing zero sports talk about ice dancing.
Name that tune:
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Name that tune:
Reading news and current events has me thinking that we should bring back keelhauling.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Reading news and current events has me thinking that we should bring back keelhauling.
Ask your doctor if Tannerkoziol is right for you.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Ask your doctor if Tannerkoziol is right for you.
I hope I never get bitten by a venomous cottonmouth snake again.
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I hope I never get bitten by a venomous cottonmouth snake again.
Apparently Bubba the cat is being an absolute menace this morning. Completely destroyed the bathroom.
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Apparently Bubba the cat is being an absolute menace this morning. Completely destroyed the bathroom.
Poopoopeepeemaxxing.
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Poopoopeepeemaxxing.
Spreadsheets sounds like something that should be sexy but are not sexy at all.
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Spreadsheets sounds like something that should be sexy but are not sexy at all.
Anyone here remember TreeBro? That dude ruled. RIP to TreeBro.
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Anyone here remember TreeBro? That dude ruled. RIP to TreeBro.
Should probably go ahead and smoke some marijuana.
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Should probably go ahead and smoke some marijuana.
The first meme or viral video I remember seeing was the Flash animated video The End Of The World (End of ze World) that was uploaded to the internet after the United States invaded Iraq in 2003. I was in my third year of college.
youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?...
youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?...
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The first meme or viral video I remember seeing was the Flash animated video The End Of The World (End of ze World) that was uploaded to the internet after the United States invaded Iraq in 2003. I was in my third year of college.
youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?...
youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?...
Not feeling very Fergalicious this week.
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Not feeling very Fergalicious this week.
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Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”
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Super Bowl Foods.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Super Bowl Foods.
Yeah that was a good halftime show. God bless all of the Americas.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yeah that was a good halftime show. God bless all of the Americas.
THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS COMING UP. LETS FUCKING GOOOO.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS COMING UP. LETS FUCKING GOOOO.
Christian Gonzalez might be the MVP of the first half.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Christian Gonzalez might be the MVP of the first half.
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Fans of punting watching this Super Bowl
a man with glasses is saying that 's the good stuff
ALT: a man with glasses is saying that 's the good stuff
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Fans of punting watching this Super Bowl