Hill
@hill713.bsky.social
The Czar of the Heights, Mayor of Festivus & Frequent Flyer. Houston Cougar & Astros fan. Majored in Add/Drop w/ a minor in Late Registration. USMNT & Arsenal
Absolutely dominated spurs. Great start to the morning
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November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Absolutely dominated spurs. Great start to the morning
ESPN+ games now available on DirecTV. No more switching to the app. Finally!
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ESPN+ games now available on DirecTV. No more switching to the app. Finally!
Just overheard an elderly midwesterner pronounce quesadilla, “Cass-hey-de-yay”
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just overheard an elderly midwesterner pronounce quesadilla, “Cass-hey-de-yay”
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Every time the Dodgers win an angel gets an STD
October 12, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Every time the Dodgers win an angel gets an STD
Current mood
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November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Current mood
I need a walkoff ground rule double because the ball is stuck in the padding
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I need a walkoff ground rule double because the ball is stuck in the padding
I love a good entire bullpen sprint over nothing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I love a good entire bullpen sprint over nothing.
Coogs
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November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Coogs
Another clean sheet, and zero shots on goal. This defense is ridiculous. COYG!
a red and gold shield with the word arsenal on it
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November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Another clean sheet, and zero shots on goal. This defense is ridiculous. COYG!
Hell of a catch by Yoko Ono
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hell of a catch by Yoko Ono
This Verizon ad drives me crazy, zero chance that dude could carry a real version of that TV by himself. If you are old enough, you remember how heavy those things were. Helping a friend haul one up the stairs to their apartment was absolute torture.
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This Verizon ad drives me crazy, zero chance that dude could carry a real version of that TV by himself. If you are old enough, you remember how heavy those things were. Helping a friend haul one up the stairs to their apartment was absolute torture.
Flipping back and forth between soccer and College football really drives home how over the top all the commercials are during CFB. So annoying.
October 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Flipping back and forth between soccer and College football really drives home how over the top all the commercials are during CFB. So annoying.
Shepherd stinks, get this bum out of there. Ugh.
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shepherd stinks, get this bum out of there. Ugh.
Win or lose, this is much more entertaining than watching the Houston pro sports team that played last night.
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Win or lose, this is much more entertaining than watching the Houston pro sports team that played last night.
Rockets
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October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Rockets
Reed Shepherds defense.
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October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reed Shepherds defense.
Anytime I hear the name Chet, first thing I think of is Weird Science.
a large frog is sitting in a living room .
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October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Anytime I hear the name Chet, first thing I think of is Weird Science.
COYG! What a fun and dominating Champions League match.
a red and gold shield with the word arsenal on it
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October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
COYG! What a fun and dominating Champions League match.
It’s been a fun MLB post season of hate watching. Next up, the final boss. Go Jays!
Silky Johnson I Hate You GIF
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October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s been a fun MLB post season of hate watching. Next up, the final boss. Go Jays!