Ryan, Perdido en TX
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I’m just happy to be here.
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When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
What do you notice about this final score?
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What do you notice about this final score?
The essence of my being.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The essence of my being.
Me, meeting a random Australian in Houston, TX: Hey, man, you’re from Australia. That’s awesome. Do you listen to @boontavista.com ?
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Me, meeting a random Australian in Houston, TX: Hey, man, you’re from Australia. That’s awesome. Do you listen to @boontavista.com ?
I would consider these 4 the top four food pics on my phone.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I would consider these 4 the top four food pics on my phone.
Live by the Ethan Sanchez.
Die by the Ethan Sanchez.
Die by the Ethan Sanchez.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Live by the Ethan Sanchez.
Die by the Ethan Sanchez.
Die by the Ethan Sanchez.
We had pad kra pao that Sarah made last night for dinner. Forgot to post pics. Was very good.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We had pad kra pao that Sarah made last night for dinner. Forgot to post pics. Was very good.
Me, as a UH fan.
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me, as a UH fan.
The sump pump on the ice machine in our shop broke so now there’s like 70 gallons of water all over the floor. Good times.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The sump pump on the ice machine in our shop broke so now there’s like 70 gallons of water all over the floor. Good times.
When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to just split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to just split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
Could go for some seafood and sausage gumbo with a scoop of potato salad in it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Could go for some seafood and sausage gumbo with a scoop of potato salad in it.
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She knows you're a legend though
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
She knows you're a legend though
This is why I’ve strictly dated women who are way older than me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is why I’ve strictly dated women who are way older than me.
CHICKEN POT PIE NIGHT LETS GOOOOO.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
CHICKEN POT PIE NIGHT LETS GOOOOO.
My favorite thing about this time of year is fire departments posting videos of the worst possible turkey frying outcomes.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My favorite thing about this time of year is fire departments posting videos of the worst possible turkey frying outcomes.
Hans Zimmer seems like he is so full of himself and it would make sense for him to be full of himself like he totally deserves it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hans Zimmer seems like he is so full of himself and it would make sense for him to be full of himself like he totally deserves it.
Here’s the étouffée from last night.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Here’s the étouffée from last night.
I think we’re cute.
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think we’re cute.
Stock photo.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Stock photo.
A Perfect Circle.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A Perfect Circle.
Jackie’s Kitchen off Mangum near Dacoma never disappoints if you ever find yourself on the near northwest side of Houston at breakfast time.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Jackie’s Kitchen off Mangum near Dacoma never disappoints if you ever find yourself on the near northwest side of Houston at breakfast time.
You want a Salt Life sticker for your F-250? You legally are required to live at least 100 miles from the actual coast.
Every vice should have a city you have to go to to do it. Want to gamble, go to Vegas. Want to binge drink, go to New Orleans. Want to crypto, go to Dubai. Want to swinger, go to Tampa. You get it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You want a Salt Life sticker for your F-250? You legally are required to live at least 100 miles from the actual coast.
Boudin acquired.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Boudin acquired.
