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Jon Danziger
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OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
He's both a 00 agent and Benjamin Button.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My son got absolutely flummoxed by the authorized Young James Bond novels, in which an adolescent James during World War II befriended and helped out Princess Elizabeth. Which would make Bond today what, 97 years old or so?

This one does not seem like splitting the atom.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“We want to focus on the future, not the past.”

The understanding of their constituency of Chuck Schumer, the lightning speed of Merrick Garland.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He can handle things.

He’s smart.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you doubt that we made this deal with contempt for our voters, I can assure you, I am here to assuage those doubts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
John Thune, how YOU doin’
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Imagine him whipping votes.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This reads like my course evals
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“Yes, it’s spelled E as in E; then U as in U.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Seriously: doesn't accepting a pardon constitute acknowledgment of guilt?
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM