Michael 🌀. Levy
@professorlevy.bsky.social
I'm Doing My Part (screaming "ASSHOOOOLE!" at them and flipping the bird)
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm Doing My Part (screaming "ASSHOOOOLE!" at them and flipping the bird)
folks, you know what kind of day it is: my TUMMY hurts.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
folks, you know what kind of day it is: my TUMMY hurts.
Got my bonus and thought about getting myself a little treat and then remembered all the other regular things I need to purchase. We need a new couch, I guess I’m going to call that a treat. Maybe I’ll ask them to put a big Lexus bow on it or something.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got my bonus and thought about getting myself a little treat and then remembered all the other regular things I need to purchase. We need a new couch, I guess I’m going to call that a treat. Maybe I’ll ask them to put a big Lexus bow on it or something.
I have never, and will never, run on a mountain… but I also need these with my entire body.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have never, and will never, run on a mountain… but I also need these with my entire body.
Not gettin’ any aurora here in NYC, I’ll ask everyone to turn the lights off
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not gettin’ any aurora here in NYC, I’ll ask everyone to turn the lights off
In some high school class a kid was walking between desks, tripped over something, and completely bit it. I mean he just went down like a slab. Everyone laughed but I couldn’t *stop* laughing, and after several minutes the room was silent except for me laughing and I got kicked out of class.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
In some high school class a kid was walking between desks, tripped over something, and completely bit it. I mean he just went down like a slab. Everyone laughed but I couldn’t *stop* laughing, and after several minutes the room was silent except for me laughing and I got kicked out of class.
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I love these guys so much and a testament to that is that I also love this pic sooooo much
@professorlevy.bsky.social took our family photos again this year (hire him!!) and this is the one that I think really captures something
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I love these guys so much and a testament to that is that I also love this pic sooooo much
good news everyone, i've decided to monetize the wickedness that this way comes
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
good news everyone, i've decided to monetize the wickedness that this way comes
As I watch a ton of my colleagues (and the world at large) get so into AI, a part of my dislike of it (on top of all the other macro-level Bad Things about it) is that I’ve never been comfortable being a manager.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
As I watch a ton of my colleagues (and the world at large) get so into AI, a part of my dislike of it (on top of all the other macro-level Bad Things about it) is that I’ve never been comfortable being a manager.
this stuff's... evil, right?
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this stuff's... evil, right?
Death Stranding, 2019, dir. Hideo Kojima
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Death Stranding, 2019, dir. Hideo Kojima
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Horny Tony Stark was able to build this in a sexual cave! With a box of erotic scraps!
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Horny Tony Stark was able to build this in a sexual cave! With a box of erotic scraps!
i'm actually shopping for balance bikes for real now and this carbon fiber one that i found a year or so ago is all the more laughable (and it was already very laughable!!!!)
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i'm actually shopping for balance bikes for real now and this carbon fiber one that i found a year or so ago is all the more laughable (and it was already very laughable!!!!)
[pace picante voice] new york city!?
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
[pace picante voice] new york city!?
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Anyway who gave Lee Pace permission to be this fucking hot
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Anyway who gave Lee Pace permission to be this fucking hot
I guess it’s cool that Adventure Time became The Holy Mountain Jr. at about season 6, that’s a fun move to pull, just go bananas, kill god, why not.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I guess it’s cool that Adventure Time became The Holy Mountain Jr. at about season 6, that’s a fun move to pull, just go bananas, kill god, why not.
Me @ [several things]
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me @ [several things]
Dispatch update for @cheatlines.co from a Brooklyn music class: TODDLER NAMED CASSIAN, SPOTTED
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dispatch update for @cheatlines.co from a Brooklyn music class: TODDLER NAMED CASSIAN, SPOTTED
Hey does anybody have an optical drive I can borrow, it’s for something normal
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hey does anybody have an optical drive I can borrow, it’s for something normal
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he looks like if the wind blew all the leaves off the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
he looks like if the wind blew all the leaves off the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock
i need someone to do this to my lower back
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i need someone to do this to my lower back
Can’t wait to spit on his [parody]
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Can’t wait to spit on his [parody]
again, i know it doesn't really matter, but the new liquid glass interface on all the apple stuff is REMARKABLY bad
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
again, i know it doesn't really matter, but the new liquid glass interface on all the apple stuff is REMARKABLY bad