Philo of Alexan
@philoof.bsky.social
Woke Democrat in a red state.
I banish trolls back to Twitter.
Occasional animal videos.
Be kind, life is hard. ❤️🎈
NAFO auxiliary 🇺🇸🇺🇦🗽
Slava Ukraine
I banish trolls back to Twitter.
Occasional animal videos.
Be kind, life is hard. ❤️🎈
NAFO auxiliary 🇺🇸🇺🇦🗽
Slava Ukraine
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I arrived too late to an abduction yesterday. Ice vehicles boxed in a food delivery driver on the highway. They took him, and when I came on the scene (with a few other neighbors in cars), his keys were still in it. We found his phone, a debit card, his car title and registration.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I arrived too late to an abduction yesterday. Ice vehicles boxed in a food delivery driver on the highway. They took him, and when I came on the scene (with a few other neighbors in cars), his keys were still in it. We found his phone, a debit card, his car title and registration.
I kept the Republic with this one cool trick that tyrants hate
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I kept the Republic with this one cool trick that tyrants hate
I wonder how all the moon landing deniers on Twitter feel about this
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I wonder how all the moon landing deniers on Twitter feel about this
Changed her mind enough to support impeachment and vote for removal?
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Changed her mind enough to support impeachment and vote for removal?
I’ve decided that boiling the Pacific Ocean would take too long so I’m going to boil the Atlantic Ocean instead
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I’ve decided that boiling the Pacific Ocean would take too long so I’m going to boil the Atlantic Ocean instead
The Duality of Felines
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The Duality of Felines
I thought that was Clancy Brown for a moment
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I thought that was Clancy Brown for a moment
*wakes up*
*sees ‘China hates hockey’ trending*
*knows why without checking*
*sees ‘China hates hockey’ trending*
*knows why without checking*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
*wakes up*
*sees ‘China hates hockey’ trending*
*knows why without checking*
*sees ‘China hates hockey’ trending*
*knows why without checking*
The Olympics reaction videos are finally coming in.
This is also me when people don’t celebrate my friends enough #olympics #icedancing
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The Olympics reaction videos are finally coming in.
Gee it’s almost like they’re delaying because they know that works.
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Gee it’s almost like they’re delaying because they know that works.
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
I need chocolate and a nap
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I need chocolate and a nap
Toucan timeline cleanse
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Toucan timeline cleanse
Reposted by Philo of Alexan
You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?
People
People
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?
People
People
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Here’s the Venn diagram of the people wanting their own a separate half-time show from Bad Bunny being the same folks who wanted their own separate drinking fountain.
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Here’s the Venn diagram of the people wanting their own a separate half-time show from Bad Bunny being the same folks who wanted their own separate drinking fountain.
Reposted by Philo of Alexan
Strikes by FP-2 guided drones with 100kg warheads on Russian targets, as well as rare footage of the FP-2 launch at the opening seconds.
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Strikes by FP-2 guided drones with 100kg warheads on Russian targets, as well as rare footage of the FP-2 launch at the opening seconds.
The Bad Bunny Effect continues
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The Bad Bunny Effect continues
While we are at it congratulations to the Cleveland Browns for having more starting quarterbacks per year than any other team
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
While we are at it congratulations to the Cleveland Browns for having more starting quarterbacks per year than any other team
@middermoo.bsky.social called Kid Rock Hillbilly Vanilli and I can't stop laughing
Going great in the MAGAtainment sector.
Kid Rock's 'Rock the Country' festival cancels several dates after artists drop out
Kid Rock has canceled several of his 'Rock the Country' tour dates in South Carolina after multiple artists dropped out. One band says its 'purpose is to unite, not divide,'
ew.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
@middermoo.bsky.social called Kid Rock Hillbilly Vanilli and I can't stop laughing
Holy shit that's funny
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Holy shit that's funny
I was given a slice of cheese from the moon as compensation.
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I was given a slice of cheese from the moon as compensation.
So much for the Milli Vanilli comeback tour
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
So much for the Milli Vanilli comeback tour
I completely support the use of AI for medical research. I am against the use of generative AI for images, video, and music.
There is additional nuance to my position but I won't go into it.
There is additional nuance to my position but I won't go into it.
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I completely support the use of AI for medical research. I am against the use of generative AI for images, video, and music.
There is additional nuance to my position but I won't go into it.
There is additional nuance to my position but I won't go into it.