Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
No single person has become a Dallas Cowboys fan in the last 25 years. We're force-fed their shit because some asshole declared them America's team almost 40 years ago and nothing has stuck
Is there any franchise that's made more money and had less impact on wider culture than Avatar?
Looks like Avatar's got a good shot at a $2 billion total globally when all is said and done. It's arguably a more bankable franchise than the Avengers at this point.
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
No single person has become a Dallas Cowboys fan in the last 25 years. We're force-fed their shit because some asshole declared them America's team almost 40 years ago and nothing has stuck
Why does this guy look like he wrote for Deadspin 2.0
December 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why does this guy look like he wrote for Deadspin 2.0
All I wanted for Christmas was for people to stop posting screenshots from Twitter and you assholes couldn't even do that.
You're still on the Nazi site giving Nazis attention and money.
You're still on the Nazi site giving Nazis attention and money.
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
All I wanted for Christmas was for people to stop posting screenshots from Twitter and you assholes couldn't even do that.
You're still on the Nazi site giving Nazis attention and money.
You're still on the Nazi site giving Nazis attention and money.
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25-30,000 people cross the border into the Vatican every single day with not a single one of them passing through a border check. They pay no taxes yet often receive blessings from the church at no cost.
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
25-30,000 people cross the border into the Vatican every single day with not a single one of them passing through a border check. They pay no taxes yet often receive blessings from the church at no cost.
You know why Emmett Otter's Jug-Band Christmas is the greatest Christmas movie ever?
It's not the plot despite it being wonderful & full of lessons
It's not the puppetry despite some amazing work by Jim Henson
It's not the humor despite the good jokes
It's because it's 48 minutes long
It's not the plot despite it being wonderful & full of lessons
It's not the puppetry despite some amazing work by Jim Henson
It's not the humor despite the good jokes
It's because it's 48 minutes long
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You know why Emmett Otter's Jug-Band Christmas is the greatest Christmas movie ever?
It's not the plot despite it being wonderful & full of lessons
It's not the puppetry despite some amazing work by Jim Henson
It's not the humor despite the good jokes
It's because it's 48 minutes long
It's not the plot despite it being wonderful & full of lessons
It's not the puppetry despite some amazing work by Jim Henson
It's not the humor despite the good jokes
It's because it's 48 minutes long
If everyone is calling you a piece of shit it's obviously because they are in the wrong
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If everyone is calling you a piece of shit it's obviously because they are in the wrong
I've seen people who have more than 5 drinks on the drive from Rochester to Orchard Park. Sometimes they're not even driving
According to a survey of sports media company Action Network, Bills fans do some heavy drinking on game days, with nearly 16% of them saying they consume five-plus drinks. That's ranked second most in the NFL.
Buffalo Next: Do Bills fans drink too much? This survey says they often do
According to a survey of sports media company Action Network, Bills fans do some heavy drinking on game days, with nearly 16% of them saying they consume five-plus drinks. That's ranked second most in the NFL.
buffalonews.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I've seen people who have more than 5 drinks on the drive from Rochester to Orchard Park. Sometimes they're not even driving
I never realized how much this man really looks like a dildo. That chin is a frenulum
This weekend, Tom Brady returns to Highmark Stadium in Buffalo for the first time since 2019. Will Bills fans dust off a lowbrow tradition that involves the throwing of a certain object onto the field?
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Tom Brady returns to Buffalo, for the first time since 2019
It's been more than six years since Tom Brady set foot in Buffalo's Highmark Stadium.
www.nbcsports.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I never realized how much this man really looks like a dildo. That chin is a frenulum
Had a date call me a "sexier Ryan Fitzpatrick" two nights ago
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Had a date call me a "sexier Ryan Fitzpatrick" two nights ago
Just discovered that a pretty popular hockey writer hasn't posted on here in two months and never did anything besides links but is still active on Twitter and man, you're a fucking Nazi at this point.
You're not even reaching real people so why? Those little numbers going up turn you on that much?
You're not even reaching real people so why? Those little numbers going up turn you on that much?
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just discovered that a pretty popular hockey writer hasn't posted on here in two months and never did anything besides links but is still active on Twitter and man, you're a fucking Nazi at this point.
You're not even reaching real people so why? Those little numbers going up turn you on that much?
You're not even reaching real people so why? Those little numbers going up turn you on that much?
The Bills are going to shit the bed in the playoffs despite the Chiefs being gone because the rules of the universe say that only one Buffalo team can be good at a time.
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Bills are going to shit the bed in the playoffs despite the Chiefs being gone because the rules of the universe say that only one Buffalo team can be good at a time.
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When you realize your dad took your siblings to Epstein Island but not you.
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you realize your dad took your siblings to Epstein Island but not you.
When you realize your dad took your siblings to Epstein Island but not you.
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you realize your dad took your siblings to Epstein Island but not you.
This is the most Alaska website I've ever seen. Simple, straight to the point. Gets done what needs to get done.
isportagelakefrozenyet.com
isportagelakefrozenyet.com
Is Portage Lake frozen yet?
Is Portage Lake frozen yet?
isportagelakefrozenyet.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is the most Alaska website I've ever seen. Simple, straight to the point. Gets done what needs to get done.
isportagelakefrozenyet.com
isportagelakefrozenyet.com
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i say this with nothing but love for all of you to whom this applies, but the moral rot in elite journalism is because journalism is a trade and it should be done by tradespeople and instead it's been professionalized in a way that makes it cozy to capital instead
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i say this with nothing but love for all of you to whom this applies, but the moral rot in elite journalism is because journalism is a trade and it should be done by tradespeople and instead it's been professionalized in a way that makes it cozy to capital instead
The first ship to ever have its buoyancy provided by styrofoam painted gold
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The first ship to ever have its buoyancy provided by styrofoam painted gold
Who's at fault if her ID says she's 22?
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who's at fault if her ID says she's 22?
What a Weiss decision
December 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
What a Weiss decision
Myles Garrett got $160 million to not even get a hand on Josh Allen.
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Myles Garrett got $160 million to not even get a hand on Josh Allen.
You just cannot hit Dawson Knox in the hands
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You just cannot hit Dawson Knox in the hands
I take it back. This dude is ass.
The 1st Half Bills defense is so bad it made Shedeur Sanders look competent.
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I take it back. This dude is ass.
Best Browns pass all day
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Best Browns pass all day
They didn't want to pay James Cook
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They didn't want to pay James Cook