Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
New best sandwich in Alaska just dropped. Jerk chicken from Da J3rk Spot in Eagle River. Chicken. Plantains. Cabbage. Mango slaw. Everything about it just hit. And the heat sneaks up on you.
Best thing? Only $9 which is unheard of up here.
maps.app.goo.gl/XELPPA3ccpt4...
Best thing? Only $9 which is unheard of up here.
maps.app.goo.gl/XELPPA3ccpt4...
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New best sandwich in Alaska just dropped. Jerk chicken from Da J3rk Spot in Eagle River. Chicken. Plantains. Cabbage. Mango slaw. Everything about it just hit. And the heat sneaks up on you.
Best thing? Only $9 which is unheard of up here.
maps.app.goo.gl/XELPPA3ccpt4...
Best thing? Only $9 which is unheard of up here.
maps.app.goo.gl/XELPPA3ccpt4...
Standard Alaskan parking job
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Standard Alaskan parking job
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
Bondi Suggests Culver City Has a Crime Problem. Culver City Has a Problem With That.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Alaskan cabbies know what's up.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Alaskan cabbies know what's up.
Got a new lady you're trying to get with? Today's a good day to tell her you want to put a little D in her V.
(That's a little Day in her Valentine's)
(That's a little Day in her Valentine's)
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Got a new lady you're trying to get with? Today's a good day to tell her you want to put a little D in her V.
(That's a little Day in her Valentine's)
(That's a little Day in her Valentine's)
Every wonder what it's like driving the Parks Highway in winter? Let me tell you, it sucks! And this was the non-iced over part where I could drive over 45mph.
With special appearance by the @doughboys.bsky.social
With special appearance by the @doughboys.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Every wonder what it's like driving the Parks Highway in winter? Let me tell you, it sucks! And this was the non-iced over part where I could drive over 45mph.
With special appearance by the @doughboys.bsky.social
With special appearance by the @doughboys.bsky.social
Wasilla M4.2 | Alaska Earthquake Center
Alaskan Earthquake Center
earthquake.alaska.edu
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Alaskan cabbies know what's up.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Alaskan cabbies know what's up.
Don't worry. Jimmy will still get sauced tonight and every other night as well.
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Don't worry. Jimmy will still get sauced tonight and every other night as well.
Come get your son @gourmetspud.bsky.social
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Come get your son @gourmetspud.bsky.social
They're gonna be the first coaches to pivot to video and do mid-game commercials for mattresses.
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 AM
They're gonna be the first coaches to pivot to video and do mid-game commercials for mattresses.
Last night did not suck
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Last night did not suck
Dude is gonna set records for divorced dad energy once he has his wife deported in order to impress Noem
Fetterman: "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use."
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Dude is gonna set records for divorced dad energy once he has his wife deported in order to impress Noem
Throat Off
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Throat Off
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
Seattle, Washington
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
Seattle, Washington
More like Murder She Throat imho
I've been watching Murder She Wrote on a whim and my main takeaway is that every dude on this show wants to bang Angela Lansbury.
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
More like Murder She Throat imho
Grew up cross country skiing and always dreamed of being on fresh powder in a deep forest like Alaska. Hadn't been on mine in years but I can finally cross that off the list. @ Chena Hot Springs
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Grew up cross country skiing and always dreamed of being on fresh powder in a deep forest like Alaska. Hadn't been on mine in years but I can finally cross that off the list. @ Chena Hot Springs
How is Moose Knuckles not the official outfitter of luge?
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
How is Moose Knuckles not the official outfitter of luge?
Why are they interviewing a Monegasque for his views on the UK?
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Why are they interviewing a Monegasque for his views on the UK?
Yeah she looks and sounds exactly like someone a coin toss would cause tragic consequences for.
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Yeah she looks and sounds exactly like someone a coin toss would cause tragic consequences for.
There's gonna be a scandal where we find out she's actually from Yonkers
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
There's gonna be a scandal where we find out she's actually from Yonkers
You ever hear of a glory holi?
Boy I do *not* want to know what necessitated this press release
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You ever hear of a glory holi?
Wow. Fairbanks named a road after your dad's nickname for your mom.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Wow. Fairbanks named a road after your dad's nickname for your mom.
It was 20 degrees a half hour ago. Then I crossed the Alaska range.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
It was 20 degrees a half hour ago. Then I crossed the Alaska range.