Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
That you @rjwhite.bsky.social ?
there are so many fascinating stories being told in a stock image search for "bar fight"
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
That you @rjwhite.bsky.social ?
"Hey I'm Italian' here!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Hey I'm Italian' here!"
The Eagles are very lucky that Jordan Love sucks
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Eagles are very lucky that Jordan Love sucks
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.
It's classy.
It's classy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.
It's classy.
It's classy.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
A MNF 0-0 tie between two shithead fanbases on the opposite end of the shithead scale (Packers: hanging out with these shitheads would make me want them to die, Eagles: hanging out with these shitheads might make me die) is exactly what this country deserves this weekend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A MNF 0-0 tie between two shithead fanbases on the opposite end of the shithead scale (Packers: hanging out with these shitheads would make me want them to die, Eagles: hanging out with these shitheads might make me die) is exactly what this country deserves this weekend.
[at the negotiation table with Mr. Insurance]
Me: I would like good affordable insurance that covers my problems.
Mr. Insurance: we have a problem with that
Me: I would like good affordable insurance that covers my problems.
Mr. Insurance: we have a problem with that
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[at the negotiation table with Mr. Insurance]
Me: I would like good affordable insurance that covers my problems.
Mr. Insurance: we have a problem with that
Me: I would like good affordable insurance that covers my problems.
Mr. Insurance: we have a problem with that
I wish these two were in the Epstein Files but both of them would have proudly shown off photos of themselves on the island by now if they were.
👀 Hakeem Jeffries defends Chuck Schumer, saying he "waged a valiant fight on behalf of the American people"
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wish these two were in the Epstein Files but both of them would have proudly shown off photos of themselves on the island by now if they were.
Me watching the new The Chair Company
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me watching the new The Chair Company
FYI. Chuck's daughters live in NYC too. He doesn't care about your kids so you really shouldn't care if their lives are peaceful and comfortable.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
FYI. Chuck's daughters live in NYC too. He doesn't care about your kids so you really shouldn't care if their lives are peaceful and comfortable.
www.linkedin.com/in/jessica-s...
www.linkedin.com/in/jessica-s...
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
What are we even doing these days? Seriously can't wait for this brewery to go under.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What are we even doing these days? Seriously can't wait for this brewery to go under.
Can't have a Memorial Stadium until someone's dead so I'm all for it.
“An intermediary for the White House has told the Commanders’ ownership group that Trump wants the club’s new stadium—part of a nearly $4 billion project in the nation's capital at the site of what was known as RFK Stadium—to bear his name.”
An arch, a ballroom, and a stadium all named after him.🙄🤡
An arch, a ballroom, and a stadium all named after him.🙄🤡
Donald Trump plans to be the 1st sitting US president at a regular-season NFL game since 1978
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can't have a Memorial Stadium until someone's dead so I'm all for it.
Fire Sean McDermott
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fire Sean McDermott
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I could get back to the line of scrimmage against this Buffalo Bills defense
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I could get back to the line of scrimmage against this Buffalo Bills defense
Spencer Brown out there looking past the rest of this game so he can get back to his other job terrorizing immigrants in Chicago.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Spencer Brown out there looking past the rest of this game so he can get back to his other job terrorizing immigrants in Chicago.
I hope the Buffalo Bills are flying Spirit home and there's a ground stop so they get stuck on the plane for hours and then they have to deplane and they're delayed three days and then forced to take a layover in Charlotte and McDermott and Beane get off the plane and stay there forever.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hope the Buffalo Bills are flying Spirit home and there's a ground stop so they get stuck on the plane for hours and then they have to deplane and they're delayed three days and then forced to take a layover in Charlotte and McDermott and Beane get off the plane and stay there forever.
I could get back to the line of scrimmage against this Buffalo Bills defense
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I could get back to the line of scrimmage against this Buffalo Bills defense
Looking forward to taking some of those Josh Allen pills that make you sleep
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Looking forward to taking some of those Josh Allen pills that make you sleep
The Bills are really Sabreing it up today
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Bills are really Sabreing it up today
The word of the day is:
Embarrassing
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The word of the day is:
That's Brandon Beane's top pick right here, getting embarrassed by the Dolphins. Football Kevyn Adams.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
That's Brandon Beane's top pick right here, getting embarrassed by the Dolphins. Football Kevyn Adams.