Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
You can hold hands for support
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You can hold hands for support
People need a clean surface to do coke. They're not going to use it but it's kinda clean
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
People need a clean surface to do coke. They're not going to use it but it's kinda clean
This is why you never made it as a guest on America's Got Talent
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is why you never made it as a guest on America's Got Talent
(he's been doing that for years and that's why the Bills will never get there. Well that and McDermott)
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
(he's been doing that for years and that's why the Bills will never get there. Well that and McDermott)
Good Lord. This would get you kicked off OG Deadspin. Superjulia7
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Good Lord. This would get you kicked off OG Deadspin. Superjulia7
Unfortunately my local club is still the Rochester one so that's not happening
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Unfortunately my local club is still the Rochester one so that's not happening
I notice you didn't name any Democrats who voted for this. Any reason why?
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I notice you didn't name any Democrats who voted for this. Any reason why?
"yet here they are" should be on the collar of every Sabres jersey
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"yet here they are" should be on the collar of every Sabres jersey
Fuck off and exit this stage already
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Fuck off and exit this stage already