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Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
Everyone on the Sabres should be required to change numbers so I stop looking at these assholes as someone from 2010. Maybe it will fix things

I'm sick of cursing out Ennis, Stafford, Sekera & more every night for sucking ass. Ruff is still here & shit

89 should be retired for Mogilny anyways
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Yeah. Tough to understand why the rich guy with access to beautiful young women is beloved by a bunch of awkward, dorky, non handsome men.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Did you know that every time you flush a urinal you waste 1 gallon or 3.8 liters of water?

That's why I piss on the floor
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
And these guys KNOW pedophiles. Most probably very personally.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When you see the city's property taxes and school ratings
What a night for Isak Rosen. He's playing like he never wants to go back to Rochester.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Was just shown this Facebook ad and maybe allowing people to self publish books was a bad idea.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Through a mistake on their end I figured out how to get a subscription for free to the NYT game app.

Still deleted it today because I don't want them getting my usage data at all.
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know it's her MO but Boebert better not blow this
My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!)

According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Someone's not going to kill himself soon
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Mike Johnson later today: "I haven't seen the emails but this is obviously a Democrat manufactured lie, President Trump has never stepped foot in a kitchen in his life."
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
RIP to those poor fishermen getting a nuke dropped on them today
Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My local Ashley Furniture doesn't offer any service like that
Have you seen the new episode of The Chair Company that just aired on HBO?
My friend Ashley Lane and I play an interesting role in it? 😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
there are so many fascinating stories being told in a stock image search for "bar fight"
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Hey I'm Italian' here!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The Eagles are very lucky that Jordan Love sucks
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.

It's classy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Matt Johnson
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A MNF 0-0 tie between two shithead fanbases on the opposite end of the shithead scale (Packers: hanging out with these shitheads would make me want them to die, Eagles: hanging out with these shitheads might make me die) is exactly what this country deserves this weekend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[at the negotiation table with Mr. Insurance]

Me: I would like good affordable insurance that covers my problems.

Mr. Insurance: we have a problem with that
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I wish these two were in the Epstein Files but both of them would have proudly shown off photos of themselves on the island by now if they were.
👀 Hakeem Jeffries defends Chuck Schumer, saying he "waged a valiant fight on behalf of the American people"
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Me watching the new The Chair Company
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
FYI. Chuck's daughters live in NYC too. He doesn't care about your kids so you really shouldn't care if their lives are peaceful and comfortable.

www.linkedin.com/in/jessica-s...
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM