Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
The person in charge of the lights: fuck the northeast in particular
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The person in charge of the lights: fuck the northeast in particular
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.
It's classy.
It's classy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Respect to the local dive bar with the trough pisser next to the shitter for having nice new tiling and morning above it.
It's classy.
It's classy.
Me watching the new The Chair Company
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me watching the new The Chair Company
What are we even doing these days? Seriously can't wait for this brewery to go under.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What are we even doing these days? Seriously can't wait for this brewery to go under.
Everyone take a knee to pay respect
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Everyone take a knee to pay respect
I spent 25 minutes trying to explain to my passengers this summer in Valdez that no one has to clean up the salmon. The bears, seals, and earth take care of them and it's wonderful before I just gave up.
Also I have the same Melly.
Also I have the same Melly.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I spent 25 minutes trying to explain to my passengers this summer in Valdez that no one has to clean up the salmon. The bears, seals, and earth take care of them and it's wonderful before I just gave up.
Also I have the same Melly.
Also I have the same Melly.
Just discovered that Mamdani met his wife Rama on Hinge
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just discovered that Mamdani met his wife Rama on Hinge
It's packed, it's famous, their sandwich is huge but man, the beef on weck at Bar Bill East just isn't great. I mean it's perfectly fine but it's always dry even after pouring the au jus on it.
And turning every tv in the bar to trivia night when there's a Sabres game on is just wrong.
And turning every tv in the bar to trivia night when there's a Sabres game on is just wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's packed, it's famous, their sandwich is huge but man, the beef on weck at Bar Bill East just isn't great. I mean it's perfectly fine but it's always dry even after pouring the au jus on it.
And turning every tv in the bar to trivia night when there's a Sabres game on is just wrong.
And turning every tv in the bar to trivia night when there's a Sabres game on is just wrong.
There's a fun game of hide and seek being played in hell right now
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There's a fun game of hide and seek being played in hell right now
He looks like this at 51 by the way.
Hate ages you.
Hate ages you.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
He looks like this at 51 by the way.
Hate ages you.
Hate ages you.
Everyone always debates the best wings in Buffalo & what people refuse to admit is that if you order wings at a bar between Buffalo & Syracuse you're going to eat the most satisfying wings of your life 99% of the time. There's no reason to rank them. And no other part of the country can compare.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everyone always debates the best wings in Buffalo & what people refuse to admit is that if you order wings at a bar between Buffalo & Syracuse you're going to eat the most satisfying wings of your life 99% of the time. There's no reason to rank them. And no other part of the country can compare.
Patrick Mahomes is dropping like his boy Trump's poll numbers.
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Patrick Mahomes is dropping like his boy Trump's poll numbers.
They made it disappear live
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They made it disappear live
Inside you there are six wolves.
All of them have questionable dye jobs and a very weird scale of fame.
All of them have questionable dye jobs and a very weird scale of fame.
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Inside you there are six wolves.
All of them have questionable dye jobs and a very weird scale of fame.
All of them have questionable dye jobs and a very weird scale of fame.
This woman was a walking Tweety Bird tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This woman was a walking Tweety Bird tattoo
Wow. Antifa is everywhere in New York
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Wow. Antifa is everywhere in New York
Was about to take back everything bad I've ever said about St. Louis after the two guys next to me at Side Project shared almost $200 worth of bottles with me but one was from Syracuse originally and the other lives in Memphis. 2 of 3 pictured
The 12 year was the single best alcohol I've ever drank
The 12 year was the single best alcohol I've ever drank
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Was about to take back everything bad I've ever said about St. Louis after the two guys next to me at Side Project shared almost $200 worth of bottles with me but one was from Syracuse originally and the other lives in Memphis. 2 of 3 pictured
The 12 year was the single best alcohol I've ever drank
The 12 year was the single best alcohol I've ever drank