⚘ Manndelion
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Mandy. 30 or 40 y/o. She/her/it. East TN.
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If you see this, post a rabbit 🐇
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
If you see this, post a rabbit 🐇
Hadn’t even considered people putting slop on their bodies god this timeline is so fucking stupid
February 14, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Hadn’t even considered people putting slop on their bodies god this timeline is so fucking stupid
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Depressing seeing AI generated tat at the market I’m at….ugh
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Depressing seeing AI generated tat at the market I’m at….ugh
Another day of waiting at my stupid little job to pay my stupid little bills while pedos walk free
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Another day of waiting at my stupid little job to pay my stupid little bills while pedos walk free
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One more Friday the 13th meme and then I'm off to get my taxes done 😆
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
One more Friday the 13th meme and then I'm off to get my taxes done 😆
Anyone wearing these is automatically punchable
Disaster capitalism.
“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns…”
“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns…”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Anyone wearing these is automatically punchable
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"be like Mike Tyson" the rapist who blew a huge fortune and let Jake Paul beat his ass for a payday? Who bit off a man's ear because he was losing a fight?
of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1
of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
"be like Mike Tyson" the rapist who blew a huge fortune and let Jake Paul beat his ass for a payday? Who bit off a man's ear because he was losing a fight?
of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1
of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1
Was gonna go see the Buddhist monks today since they’re stopping in the town next to mine for lunch but I really don’t want to be out in the world today. Or ever for that matter.
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Was gonna go see the Buddhist monks today since they’re stopping in the town next to mine for lunch but I really don’t want to be out in the world today. Or ever for that matter.
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Well he's the picture of health so, I think we should listen to him
This is so deranged. The Epstein associate who directed the Melania film AND the Mike Tyson ad is like “if you don’t do what my ad says and completely change your diet right now, then you will die.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Well he's the picture of health so, I think we should listen to him
Mom's favorite story to tell about the day i was born? "took one look at you and looked at the dr and said 'put it back it's not done growing." when i was born i was first referred to as an it because i didn't have a dick. and yep. i own it. always will.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Mom's favorite story to tell about the day i was born? "took one look at you and looked at the dr and said 'put it back it's not done growing." when i was born i was first referred to as an it because i didn't have a dick. and yep. i own it. always will.
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Just learned that recently bonobos, a peaceful species, have been observed committing murder. The reason? A male was being aggressive to an infant. The females jumped him, beat him to death while the rest of the troupe watched.
I think we could take notes from our relatives 📝
I think we could take notes from our relatives 📝
'A forest with bonobos has never been so quiet': Most extreme case of violence in 'hippie' species recorded, with females ganging up on male in unprecedented attack
Female bonobos routinely form coalitions to stamp out threats from males, but the level of violence in this attack was unprecedented.
www.livescience.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just learned that recently bonobos, a peaceful species, have been observed committing murder. The reason? A male was being aggressive to an infant. The females jumped him, beat him to death while the rest of the troupe watched.
I think we could take notes from our relatives 📝
I think we could take notes from our relatives 📝
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The Save America Act has passed the House, headed to the Senate. If passed, Americans will need to produce a passport OR government issued ID along with their birth certificate WITH matching names. For women this means accompanying marriage license(s) & divorce paper(s). Prepare so you can vote.
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The Save America Act has passed the House, headed to the Senate. If passed, Americans will need to produce a passport OR government issued ID along with their birth certificate WITH matching names. For women this means accompanying marriage license(s) & divorce paper(s). Prepare so you can vote.
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WOMEN: CHECK YOU HAVE ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS NOW! Some take forever to get to u.
When I moved for floriDUH I went to get my license renewed to the state, it was HELL. I almost lost it. Finally found someone who took pity on me, (I had all my paperwork but my orig marriage cert from 1990).
When I moved for floriDUH I went to get my license renewed to the state, it was HELL. I almost lost it. Finally found someone who took pity on me, (I had all my paperwork but my orig marriage cert from 1990).
Yeah - this will make it very difficult for women. The majority of women's names don't match their birth certificates. We need to get prepared to make sure our votes will count. Whether applying for a passport or contacting court houses for those certificates - it will all take time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
WOMEN: CHECK YOU HAVE ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS NOW! Some take forever to get to u.
When I moved for floriDUH I went to get my license renewed to the state, it was HELL. I almost lost it. Finally found someone who took pity on me, (I had all my paperwork but my orig marriage cert from 1990).
When I moved for floriDUH I went to get my license renewed to the state, it was HELL. I almost lost it. Finally found someone who took pity on me, (I had all my paperwork but my orig marriage cert from 1990).
retroactively looking back at the entire world we've been living in in the past 37 years and to see it be structured as a pedophile's fantasy? the rules and scenarios that dictated my own life growing up, makes me sick to my stomach. and the fact that it continues. that it's HONORATED.
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
retroactively looking back at the entire world we've been living in in the past 37 years and to see it be structured as a pedophile's fantasy? the rules and scenarios that dictated my own life growing up, makes me sick to my stomach. and the fact that it continues. that it's HONORATED.
redacting the last post to add to it:
of course they're going to frame white liberal women as a threat because who else would get angrier over everything we're hearing about the Epstein Files. it's not like the men are going to do anything. not any i know irl are even phased.
of course they're going to frame white liberal women as a threat because who else would get angrier over everything we're hearing about the Epstein Files. it's not like the men are going to do anything. not any i know irl are even phased.
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
redacting the last post to add to it:
of course they're going to frame white liberal women as a threat because who else would get angrier over everything we're hearing about the Epstein Files. it's not like the men are going to do anything. not any i know irl are even phased.
of course they're going to frame white liberal women as a threat because who else would get angrier over everything we're hearing about the Epstein Files. it's not like the men are going to do anything. not any i know irl are even phased.
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Drop some horses! 🐴 🐎
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Drop some horses! 🐴 🐎
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if you come here looking to defend 'AI' you will have a Bad Time, and I think that's beautiful
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
if you come here looking to defend 'AI' you will have a Bad Time, and I think that's beautiful
Drop some honses 🐴 🦄
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Drop some honses 🐴 🦄
rotisserie chickens are like 3 bucks at the store and might be the cheapest meat i can get next to raw drumsticks. it's not the fucking splurge you think it is.
can y'all stop with these horse shit articles?
can y'all stop with these horse shit articles?
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
rotisserie chickens are like 3 bucks at the store and might be the cheapest meat i can get next to raw drumsticks. it's not the fucking splurge you think it is.
can y'all stop with these horse shit articles?
can y'all stop with these horse shit articles?
Age Verification?
i remember the Beanie Babie divorce.
(i had that pedometer too! and the color version)
i remember the Beanie Babie divorce.
(i had that pedometer too! and the color version)
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Age Verification?
i remember the Beanie Babie divorce.
(i had that pedometer too! and the color version)
i remember the Beanie Babie divorce.
(i had that pedometer too! and the color version)
Only if we can stay up for animidnight after! 😊
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Only if we can stay up for animidnight after! 😊
I fudged the instructions both times but this is wonderful. Kudos to whoever drew the t-Rex and spider. I love this sfm. Our Neolithic ancestors would be proud
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I fudged the instructions both times but this is wonderful. Kudos to whoever drew the t-Rex and spider. I love this sfm. Our Neolithic ancestors would be proud
Next artist to cover We Didn’t Start the Fire is gonna have a hell of a time fitting all of this in there
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Next artist to cover We Didn’t Start the Fire is gonna have a hell of a time fitting all of this in there
Fuck discord, I’m going back to xanga
fuck discord, i'm going back to live journal
Fuck discord, I’m going back to Omegle
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Fuck discord, I’m going back to xanga