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Justin
@artness.bsky.social
Calm, collected, Virginian space outlaw
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🦸‍♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
A good thread
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Wat Tambor explaining to Dooku how to log onto geonosian_execution_arena_guest
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
[customer buys Ted Lasso 'Believe' sign from me]
Customer: This has blemishes
Me: Those are digital and intentional wrinkles and weathering, inspired by the aging visible on the sign in the show. I explained this in the item description.
Customer: There are no blemishes on the sign in the show
Me:
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
If you can't even muster the courage to be labeled "anti-law enforcement" about a law enforcement agency which is THIS historically unpopular and expensive* AT THIS MOMENT when you're already in the House minority, what good are you pal?

* There's your cost of living connection, you bozo
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The technical term is "torture"
Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Artists, quote post with your most detailed art!

I submit my 9x12" scratchboard of Thor from the 'God of War' games, which I completed around Christmas
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Hard to believe that the groundbreaking tagline of "A NEW FILM" isn't bringing em in off the streets
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Hundreds of millions of people are gonna be feeling like Tom Hanks at the end of Captain Phillips
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Except in this lottery, most of us are guaranteed to win it at some point
This is like playing the lottery. You won't win, but dreaming about what you'd do feels amazing and it passes some pleasant hours until you lose.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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More people celebrated the life of the albino alligator than the Dilbert guy.
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
"Namely a Sergeant Knickerless ARSEWIPE and a Constable Fanny Batterbum."
"hey that's us"
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Just an idea I reasonably stayed up until 3:30 AM working on
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Just an idea I reasonably stayed up until 3:30 AM working on
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I displaced Lincoln when I had to flip this rug back in order to slide something on the wood floor and he was so unbothered. "I'm napping here, I don't care what form the rug is in"
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The amount of men falling for obviously AI women on Instagram is embarrassing but also unsurprising I guess considering these are the same ding-dongs who spent years never being able to tell when a woman was wearing makeup in a photo
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
8 years as Captain and First Mate
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start:
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Somebody order a wakeup call?
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh barf a progress pic? Yes it's my first astromech and he now has a face, I got excited
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Happy Dinosaur Day, I think? Everyday should be Dinosaur Day. I need to do more dinosaur portraits
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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You know what? 2026 is the year I'm not playing nice anymore.

If copyright means so little to use A / I for playing around, here's one of his book for free:

Color and Light James Gurney [English] : Free Download, Internet Archive share.google/qjDjFS6QhhZJ...
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM