Justin
@artness.bsky.social
Calm, collected, Virginian space outlaw
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🦸♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🦸♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
If you need to entertain a tot, may I recommend getting fluorescent acrylic paint + a UV flashlight and have them look for "clues"? I painted these cat paws on scraps of cardboard and hid them around the house (and then, as she found them, would sneakily move them to new spots). 30 minutes of fun
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you need to entertain a tot, may I recommend getting fluorescent acrylic paint + a UV flashlight and have them look for "clues"? I painted these cat paws on scraps of cardboard and hid them around the house (and then, as she found them, would sneakily move them to new spots). 30 minutes of fun
People who make this argument would probably be fine with an old rich man being "into" their 15-year-old daughter or granddaughter or niece, right? I'm sure.
(By the way, Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter so you know this is a totally normal thing for her to suggest)
(By the way, Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter so you know this is a totally normal thing for her to suggest)
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
People who make this argument would probably be fine with an old rich man being "into" their 15-year-old daughter or granddaughter or niece, right? I'm sure.
(By the way, Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter so you know this is a totally normal thing for her to suggest)
(By the way, Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter so you know this is a totally normal thing for her to suggest)
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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Google getting rid of their “Don’t be evil” slogan should have tipped us off
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Full story by @josephcox.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Full story by @josephcox.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/google-has-c...
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Google getting rid of their “Don’t be evil” slogan should have tipped us off
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Two more weeks before these bad boys make their appearances across the nation
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Two more weeks before these bad boys make their appearances across the nation
A local CBD/THC shop. They had flyers for a lunatic right wing Trumper guy who wanted to run for Congress in 2022 (he didn't even make it out of the primary) and I posted on Instagram that "this place supports a xenophobic nutter butter" and they "banned" me and called me "the face of hate" 😅
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A local CBD/THC shop. They had flyers for a lunatic right wing Trumper guy who wanted to run for Congress in 2022 (he didn't even make it out of the primary) and I posted on Instagram that "this place supports a xenophobic nutter butter" and they "banned" me and called me "the face of hate" 😅
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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From: cnichols@devlinmagregor.com
To: fsykes2@aol.com
Subject: Kimble wife
So is it done????
To: fsykes2@aol.com
Subject: Kimble wife
So is it done????
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
From: cnichols@devlinmagregor.com
To: fsykes2@aol.com
Subject: Kimble wife
So is it done????
To: fsykes2@aol.com
Subject: Kimble wife
So is it done????
Okay so I've watched so much goddamned Superkitties, I can now say that putting text on this was a damning choice. Because as far as i can tell, there are no printed words or writing in the show, anywhere. Which I assume is to make it an easier product to sell to different markets internationally
Probably the best hand painted 30-inch foamboard wedge of cheese I've made in a single afternoon
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Okay so I've watched so much goddamned Superkitties, I can now say that putting text on this was a damning choice. Because as far as i can tell, there are no printed words or writing in the show, anywhere. Which I assume is to make it an easier product to sell to different markets internationally
Not that I ever doubted the severity of the challenges (I have anxiety and so, assumed the worst) but I'm about halfway through an 11-day stretch where I'm basically solo parenting my 2-year-old niece actively for 6+ hours a day and this shit is RUGGED. How do parents do this? And SINGLE parents???
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Not that I ever doubted the severity of the challenges (I have anxiety and so, assumed the worst) but I'm about halfway through an 11-day stretch where I'm basically solo parenting my 2-year-old niece actively for 6+ hours a day and this shit is RUGGED. How do parents do this? And SINGLE parents???
Except Tonya Harding wanted to win
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Except Tonya Harding wanted to win
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
oh YOU RECKON??
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
oh YOU RECKON??
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I have a plan to save movie theaters and it’s gonna work:
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have a plan to save movie theaters and it’s gonna work:
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.
Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
"When we’re airborne, with Germany behind us, then I’ll share that sentiment."
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"When we’re airborne, with Germany behind us, then I’ll share that sentiment."
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
Sorry Don Cheadle, you have been replaced
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sorry Don Cheadle, you have been replaced
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