dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
banner by @macnult.com
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june 4th 2004
granby colorado
granby colorado
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
june 4th 2004
granby colorado
granby colorado
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The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
it is raining today, and that means the dog is snuggled up on the couch with her favorite cozy blanket. rainy days are nap days for ellie.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
it is raining today, and that means the dog is snuggled up on the couch with her favorite cozy blanket. rainy days are nap days for ellie.
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before he changed his name in 1964, Jupiter was known as Gaseous Clay
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
before he changed his name in 1964, Jupiter was known as Gaseous Clay
coulda
woulda
shoulda
didna
woulda
shoulda
didna
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
coulda
woulda
shoulda
didna
woulda
shoulda
didna
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Y'know, the fact that they backed off of saying swastikas and nooses are ok is not the tell. The fact that they said so in the first place, no matter how briefly, is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Y'know, the fact that they backed off of saying swastikas and nooses are ok is not the tell. The fact that they said so in the first place, no matter how briefly, is.
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You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
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Perfect rock part 1 of 2
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Perfect rock part 1 of 2
wow, daniel radcliffe has a remarkably triangular face
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
wow, daniel radcliffe has a remarkably triangular face
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If I hit the big time with my music I'm definitely treating myself to the Official Bush's Baked Beans Bluetooth Speaker to give Sexxx Jams extra OOMF. You think Need You Tonight by INXS is a panty peeler now wait until you hear it on this bad boy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If I hit the big time with my music I'm definitely treating myself to the Official Bush's Baked Beans Bluetooth Speaker to give Sexxx Jams extra OOMF. You think Need You Tonight by INXS is a panty peeler now wait until you hear it on this bad boy.
guy who tags @govpritzker.illinois.gov in a skeet and thinks pritz is going to reply, be influenced by, or even see it
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
guy who tags @govpritzker.illinois.gov in a skeet and thinks pritz is going to reply, be influenced by, or even see it
fuck me, the app forced an update even though i have it set to manual. 😕
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
fuck me, the app forced an update even though i have it set to manual. 😕
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during the Renaissance era they referred to the Moon as the "Gay Sun"
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
during the Renaissance era they referred to the Moon as the "Gay Sun"
for international men's day i'm going to the corner store for cigarettes & not coming back
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
for international men's day i'm going to the corner store for cigarettes & not coming back
i don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about but i sure will quote
post it and make it about some orange guy i'm obsessed with
post it and make it about some orange guy i'm obsessed with
I don't know what the hell a blue yeti is, but we have an orange one that we regretfully made President. I'm pretty sure most of us are sick and tired of him. Feel free to take him home.
after 10 years i think i may retire the ol' blue yeti and look into something new
does ANYONE have any good microphone suggestions? USB is preferred but i can be convinced to finally switch to XLR if someone ride-or-dies for it. i was thinkin 'bout one of those elgato mics for a long while
does ANYONE have any good microphone suggestions? USB is preferred but i can be convinced to finally switch to XLR if someone ride-or-dies for it. i was thinkin 'bout one of those elgato mics for a long while
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about but i sure will quote
post it and make it about some orange guy i'm obsessed with
post it and make it about some orange guy i'm obsessed with
chicken pies were a success
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
chicken pies were a success
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold pot pies of out hot eat the pot pies?
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold pot pies of out hot eat the pot pies?
knocking together pie crust for the chicken pot pies we're having for dinner tonight
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
knocking together pie crust for the chicken pot pies we're having for dinner tonight
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
if you're having trouble with some websites, it's because the assholes at cloudflare can't get their shit together
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
if you're having trouble with some websites, it's because the assholes at cloudflare can't get their shit together
bluesky: where any topical joke can land you in the crosshairs of a 💙🌊💙 shitlib.
@thelouvreof.bsky.social would need an entire wing devoted to these idiots
@thelouvreof.bsky.social would need an entire wing devoted to these idiots
![Elizabeth Spiers:
If you don't read the tagline or recognize Nicole Wallace this looks a pharmaceutical ad where a woman has just been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.
[photo of Nicole Wallace staring off at the distance, captioned "MS NOW
Same mission. New name."]
bbmjcandy.bsky.social:
Personally, I would appreciate attention to what's going on in the world rather than nonsense like this. Also, I happen to be a fan of Nicole Wallace and MS NOW. Let's focus on working together.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreib3nnnngcvq2y35iao432up5ngkoz37bxh3wdgktslkx5mizguugu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
bluesky: where any topical joke can land you in the crosshairs of a 💙🌊💙 shitlib.
@thelouvreof.bsky.social would need an entire wing devoted to these idiots
@thelouvreof.bsky.social would need an entire wing devoted to these idiots
sometimes i read a skeet and remind myself that it isn't necessary to reply to every stupid shithead showing they ass on my timeline
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
sometimes i read a skeet and remind myself that it isn't necessary to reply to every stupid shithead showing they ass on my timeline
lol the raiders are getting slaughtered, 24-6
still hate dallas tho 🤣😭🤣
still hate dallas tho 🤣😭🤣
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
lol the raiders are getting slaughtered, 24-6
still hate dallas tho 🤣😭🤣
still hate dallas tho 🤣😭🤣
kind of hatewatching monday night football, mostly because i'd love to see the cowboys lose
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
kind of hatewatching monday night football, mostly because i'd love to see the cowboys lose