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hey did i ever tell you hwut
🏳️‍🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️‍⚧️

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November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@fishttp.website
how'd I miss your birthday??

i got you a special dinner but don't tell @theshrimpening2.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
thinly disguised "midget porn" written by world renowned vanity press hit maker ol' wossname

they probably gonna block me too but here's a screenshot for eternity
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"sword swallower" lol
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it is a goddamn shame what this website does to a perfectly good 720p video of a man who knows how to take smoking dope to a brand new and exciting level
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
that's mine as well.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the pastrami rib experiment was a success! the picture don't do them justice because they had a beautiful red smoke ring from the grill
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
sup
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
...or right.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
snot soup
gumbo makes me puke
fucking okra
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
nice
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
since I'm smoking a pork roast today, I'm trying an experiment: I trimmed out some pork ribs and cured them like a corned beef. now I'm taking these corned ribs and treating them the same way i would were i making a pastrami. we'll see how it turns out.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
this stuff - vegeta seasoning, imported from Poland - is "magic powder." i use this in everything from bechamel sauce to chicken soup — anything with a broth, sauce, or gravy tastes better with li'l cast of magic powder to bring other flavors into balance.

(the tin ain't airtight, hence the jar.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
hey guys gerber makes baby food vienna sausages, i bought a jar on markdown.

absolutely flavorless, its like going down on a ghost

the label says they's for your "crawler" lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
here's his thumb.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
mrs d says she lost a lot of her sense of taste to covid, so imma play a joke tomorrow and make her a pot of coffee with this here hot dog water
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
here's your yearbook picture!
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
gender is performance but tell me, young pokémon trainer: are you a boy or a girl?
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i hope you disposed of the old one properly (by throwing it into the ocean)
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM