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Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics & 47th-obsessed accounts get blocked.
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Holy fuck seems he stole Diana's teeth too
Paul Burrell, Diana's "rock" with some truly terrifyingly bright and seamless teeth
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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🎶MAAAA-SIVE-CHEW-SETS
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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🎶It's Friday, I'm in love
A Bluesky profile for Jared Leto jleto91.bsky.social No posts & obviously fake Me telling jleto91.bsky.social to fuck off you massive nonce
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
Cristiano Ronaldo being sent off against Ireland in Dublin, 13 November 2025
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Posh Spice and Baby Spice shopping laden down wkth bags in NYC in the 90s
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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It looks hickey Nora as fuck
Prince William standing in a living room that looks like it was decorated by your middle class granny in 1952
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
Frank Butcher naked at Pat's door but for a spinning bow tie and collar
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Me and Mr JB work very hard to keep these fellas in the country and to the lazy-ass lifestyle they demand.

And not a single thing is wrong with this.
The Lads - Tony the black cat and Dillinja the tuxedo cat. Lazing on the sofa looking like some kinda nonchalant underground electro act, almost disgusted that their picture is being taken.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Just received a "Hi Jeni! Just started my own wellness business and I'd like you to attend my webinar" DM from an old pal back home ffs. A quick look at her TL proves it's real, JuicePlus pyramid nonsense.

Also nice that she seems to be DMing overweight "friends" who she doesn't otherwise talk to.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Howeryeh Ldn
The King's Cross St Pancras underground station roundel
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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The 🎶DIAHORREA! man from the pesto Bismol ad
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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How many BlueSky users does it take to change a lightbulb?
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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It's not really a great time for child abusers & child killer in Wakey jail right now, is it?
Butt-head saying "Nothing wrong with that"
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A woman's replies on Bluesky when she announces a plan or intention
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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There's grifting, and then there's AI grifting.
Facebook ad for Bucket List Prints, selling god awful large AI prints for people to hang in their houses Sponsored. Find your special place in our collection ... See more THE MOON UNDER WATER THE VOID WETHERSPOONS Where the taps are never dry, and neither is the carpet A very poor AI Wetherspoons Poster cartoon of 5 people leaving a pub Vintage British Pub Art Shop now The Void Stok Stoke-on-Trer 1.5k
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Uber bore Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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"But NYE on the SCD...."
Famed camp Ulster Television continuity announcer Julian Simmons
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Richie Kavanagh posing on the front cover of his seminal album "I Love The Smell Of Silage" A man dressed as the worst underage sex offender there is in front of the image of a silage truck
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"Hiya Wall"
Shirley Valentine - played by the late great Pauline Collins - talking to the wall saying "Hello wall" while making her husband's egg and chips
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Alex Norris' "oh no" cartoon of an orange human saying oh no seeing multiple images of a pink human also saying "oh no"
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Huge love and support from me and Dillinja who had to have a needle up him earlier this week, so feels your pain xx
Dillinja the cat reposing angrily on a sofa duvet
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Popbitch article on Frank Skinner 11:44 N ill 69 >> Skinned Alive << The doctor is in Frank Skinner's Manchester show went a tad awry this week when he did a routine about no longer being in the Top 10 list of most famous comedians. He comforted himself by asking: "Well, who's the most famous GP?" Cue gasps of horror from the audience, and someone shouting back "Harold Shipman killed my mother and father", before spending the rest of the gig sobbing in her seat. We're not sure Frank handled the heckling very well. "Well, how was I supposed to know that?" he asked the crying woman. To which another audience member helpfully provided: "You're in Manchester!" A cautionary tale in reading the room and perhaps editing your sets geographically. Reply
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Well they have my vote already. In the words of RuPaul......
RuPaul saying "Good luck - and don't fuck it up!" on Drag Race
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Megabastard Gianni Infantino stating "Today I feel rich" at a press conference
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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That fuckin' Infantino, tho.
Krusty confronted by the kids at Kamp Krustt tearfully confessing "THEY DROVE A DUMP TRUCK FULL OF MONEY TO MY HOUSE. I'M NOT MADE OF STONE."
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM