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Jason
@nickmotown.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I find the hardest thing about tracing long lost relatives is getting them to stay still when you press the paper onto their face.
Just catching up with the UK Snooker Championship, and I feel we need to take a moment to enjoy Wu Yize’s magnificent barnet.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Just catching up with the UK Snooker Championship, and I feel we need to take a moment to enjoy Wu Yize’s magnificent barnet.
It should be noted that the BBC Parliament channel has never played a single George Clinton video.
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It should be noted that the BBC Parliament channel has never played a single George Clinton video.
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
With the anniversary of Gary Speed’s death this week, I’m reminded of the ball boy at Sheffield Utd who said he was the only player who always said “thank you” when they threw him the ball. I know it’s a little, simple thing, but it does speak volumes about who he was.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
With the anniversary of Gary Speed’s death this week, I’m reminded of the ball boy at Sheffield Utd who said he was the only player who always said “thank you” when they threw him the ball. I know it’s a little, simple thing, but it does speak volumes about who he was.
So, it turns out the Bad Sex Award is actually about cringeworthy erotic literature, not personal performance. They really should make that clearer, cos I had a speech written and everything.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
So, it turns out the Bad Sex Award is actually about cringeworthy erotic literature, not personal performance. They really should make that clearer, cos I had a speech written and everything.
For a change, I got a Dadvent calendar this year. I just opened the first window and it said "can you shut that before it messes with the thermostat".
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
For a change, I got a Dadvent calendar this year. I just opened the first window and it said "can you shut that before it messes with the thermostat".
Disco 2000. One of the most evocative songs I've ever known. I bought the CD single (imagine that, kids) on the day I went to see Brett at uni in Worcester.I wish I had gone to see him more often.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Disco 2000. One of the most evocative songs I've ever known. I bought the CD single (imagine that, kids) on the day I went to see Brett at uni in Worcester.I wish I had gone to see him more often.
If we're allowing ourselves to get a bit Christmassy, here are the magnificent Beverley Kills with a full-on punk take of Walking In The Air 👊
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4w...
"WALKING IN THE AIR " from "THE SNOWMAN "
YouTube video by BeverleyKills
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November 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If we're allowing ourselves to get a bit Christmassy, here are the magnificent Beverley Kills with a full-on punk take of Walking In The Air 👊
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4w...
Ahh FUCK. I thought Billy Bonds would live forever. I was 7 when I saw him lift the cup in 1980. He could tackle a combine harvester and win. Absolutely gutted ⚒️
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ahh FUCK. I thought Billy Bonds would live forever. I was 7 when I saw him lift the cup in 1980. He could tackle a combine harvester and win. Absolutely gutted ⚒️
Breville Breville
Your grill is a mess.
Your grill is a mess.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Breville Breville
Your grill is a mess.
Your grill is a mess.
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Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.
December 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.
My girlfriend’s cat Milo, bringing all of the yawn skills.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My girlfriend’s cat Milo, bringing all of the yawn skills.
“Ah - there’s the tiniest fleck of skin next to my fingernail. I’ll just pull that away with no bother”
[rips flesh off up to armpit]
[rips flesh off up to armpit]
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
“Ah - there’s the tiniest fleck of skin next to my fingernail. I’ll just pull that away with no bother”
[rips flesh off up to armpit]
[rips flesh off up to armpit]
Bob Monkhouse on going to the opera: “They don’t like it when you sing along, do they?”
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Bob Monkhouse on going to the opera: “They don’t like it when you sing along, do they?”
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Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
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If you'd like to see more of the Caribbean Coast of Costa Rica that they didn't manage to show on Celebrity Race Across The World, we have a stunning holiday rental set in the hills of secondary rainforest near to the Panama border. DM me if you'd like details.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you'd like to see more of the Caribbean Coast of Costa Rica that they didn't manage to show on Celebrity Race Across The World, we have a stunning holiday rental set in the hills of secondary rainforest near to the Panama border. DM me if you'd like details.
From Private Eye.
Never forget that it’s all just a fucking grift for these chinless wankers.
Never forget that it’s all just a fucking grift for these chinless wankers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
From Private Eye.
Never forget that it’s all just a fucking grift for these chinless wankers.
Never forget that it’s all just a fucking grift for these chinless wankers.
excuse me please, my ear is full of milk
YouTube video by waltermatkindhead
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November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just looking into whether you can monetise being quiet, respectful, polite and just leaving people alone. Not too many results so far,
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Just looking into whether you can monetise being quiet, respectful, polite and just leaving people alone. Not too many results so far,
Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
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September 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
There does seem to be a strong correlation between people who claim “you can’t say anything these days” and people who never shut the fuck up.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
There does seem to be a strong correlation between people who claim “you can’t say anything these days” and people who never shut the fuck up.
I remember calling some unpleasant behaviour “rank bastardry” on Twitter in about 2010. Still use it now.
What are some phrases you've made up or altered?
I'm quite fond of saying "Take this with a Carthage of salt" if I'm *REALLY* talking out of my ass, as well as "Eh, horseshoes and hand grenades" when something is close enough
I'm quite fond of saying "Take this with a Carthage of salt" if I'm *REALLY* talking out of my ass, as well as "Eh, horseshoes and hand grenades" when something is close enough
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I remember calling some unpleasant behaviour “rank bastardry” on Twitter in about 2010. Still use it now.
@rejunevate.bsky.social Only just saw about lovely Jess, June. I am so sorry. It's an absolute heartbreaker. What a gorgeous dog xxx
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@rejunevate.bsky.social Only just saw about lovely Jess, June. I am so sorry. It's an absolute heartbreaker. What a gorgeous dog xxx
Just remembering how my mother used to buy my dog Christmas presents (AND WRAP THEM) then whisper to me what she'd got him, in case he would hear her and it would somehow spoil the surprise.
#IrishMums
#IrishMums
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Just remembering how my mother used to buy my dog Christmas presents (AND WRAP THEM) then whisper to me what she'd got him, in case he would hear her and it would somehow spoil the surprise.
#IrishMums
#IrishMums
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Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?