Tommy Boner
@pabstblueronin.bsky.social
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Pinned
Nice argument! Unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the wry, unconcerned Murakami Gennosuke and you as the stuffy, indignant Miyamoto Usagi
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Hard boiled might have the most charming opening to a film ever. Chow yun-fat promises gunplay mayhem AFTER he does a little jazz clarinet solo
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hard boiled might have the most charming opening to a film ever. Chow yun-fat promises gunplay mayhem AFTER he does a little jazz clarinet solo
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there is now a direct path to Rod getting his own show on CBS and I need that to happen very badly
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
there is now a direct path to Rod getting his own show on CBS and I need that to happen very badly
The Rod-issance cometh
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The Rod-issance cometh
Isabella discourse keeping me sane rn. Gotta have something light to occupy the mind. I think some people have forgotten that wanting to fuck an anthropomorphic dog is not a majority position yet
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Isabella discourse keeping me sane rn. Gotta have something light to occupy the mind. I think some people have forgotten that wanting to fuck an anthropomorphic dog is not a majority position yet
I desperately want to play a TTRPG in person but I kind of missed the boat re timing and am also committed to avoiding party bloat. Just gotta wait for a friend of a friend to d̶i̶e̶ move to China for an exciting work opportunity
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I desperately want to play a TTRPG in person but I kind of missed the boat re timing and am also committed to avoiding party bloat. Just gotta wait for a friend of a friend to d̶i̶e̶ move to China for an exciting work opportunity
I was kind of sick of Tim Walz but wussing out in the face of a bunch of right wing bullshit has me uneasy
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I was kind of sick of Tim Walz but wussing out in the face of a bunch of right wing bullshit has me uneasy
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Back to work
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Back to work
in this moment I am unc
Adin Ross talkin shit about Doechii has apparently got all the uncs mad
I don't condone violence... BUT
YouTube video by FD Streams
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January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
in this moment I am unc
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
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Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
Honestly I think so, right?
Is It True That You Have Success In Picking Up Married Women If You Just Talk To Them Straight During The Day?
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Honestly I think so, right?
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All decent Americans watching this game and the prospects of Aaron Rodgers making the playoffs
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
All decent Americans watching this game and the prospects of Aaron Rodgers making the playoffs
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the deranged responses to this are even funnier when you remember how old everyone on bluesky is
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
the deranged responses to this are even funnier when you remember how old everyone on bluesky is
There is absolutely nothing like the way men born before WWII cuss. It's an art
Ted Williams watching Mike Piazza as a teen
They played this video at Mike Piazza’s Hall of Fame induction
They played this video at Mike Piazza’s Hall of Fame induction
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There is absolutely nothing like the way men born before WWII cuss. It's an art
Official Pabst Blue Ronin top three sports movies- Slap Shot, Major League, and A Knights Tale
Slap shot is, for my money, the best sports movie ever made.
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Official Pabst Blue Ronin top three sports movies- Slap Shot, Major League, and A Knights Tale
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getting HERE LIES BALIN, SON OF FUNDIN, LORD OF MORIA tattooed right above my pussy
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
getting HERE LIES BALIN, SON OF FUNDIN, LORD OF MORIA tattooed right above my pussy
Everyone say hell yeah to @smugglingrapes.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Everyone say hell yeah to @smugglingrapes.bsky.social
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Draw me the Candy Land map from memory and I may let you see your family again
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Draw me the Candy Land map from memory and I may let you see your family again
Using the popularity of Heated Rivalry to get fujos to watch Slap Shot
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Using the popularity of Heated Rivalry to get fujos to watch Slap Shot
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ah, thank god it was delta force. if they're getting this enrichment activity, we'll get at least one night at fort bragg without a woman's body being dumped
#BREAKING via Jennifer Jacobs - Nicolas Maduro was captured by Delta Force, the U.S. military's top special mission unit, according to U.S. officials. Army Delta Force was also responsible for the mission that killed al-Baghdadi in 2019.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
ah, thank god it was delta force. if they're getting this enrichment activity, we'll get at least one night at fort bragg without a woman's body being dumped
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I’ve seen a bunch of posts with a clip from the Jack Ryan show and I now believe that Office Jim is real life war criminal who should be tried like nazi propagandists at Nuremberg.
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I’ve seen a bunch of posts with a clip from the Jack Ryan show and I now believe that Office Jim is real life war criminal who should be tried like nazi propagandists at Nuremberg.
Good Lord women suffer so much
Well, hello there. Aren't you a tasty dish? You must be new to Mournhold. I'd have recognized that beautiful face otherwise. Fons Beren at your service, milady. A man who loves beautful women.
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Good Lord women suffer so much
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*throws folder on table* ever heard of 5G
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
*throws folder on table* ever heard of 5G