Bobby Biscotti
@bobbybiscotti.bsky.social
I would prefer not to.
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If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.
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yeah that's when most people sleep
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
yeah that's when most people sleep
Remarkable that he spent one of these movies taking potshots at Elon Musk when the two of them have the exact same sense of humor
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Remarkable that he spent one of these movies taking potshots at Elon Musk when the two of them have the exact same sense of humor
I don’t like Magic: The Gathering either but some people do and I don’t understand why everyone on this web site is so vitriolic about it
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I don’t like Magic: The Gathering either but some people do and I don’t understand why everyone on this web site is so vitriolic about it
Sometimes I get excited to lie to somebody’s face and then get disappointed in myself when I realize I just told them a whole ass true story.
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sometimes I get excited to lie to somebody’s face and then get disappointed in myself when I realize I just told them a whole ass true story.
Love a good Riff Trap. Absolute livewire of a post. Do not engage under any circumstances
Just a heads up there’s a new brand of pretzel sticks in a display at the store that when you’re walking past it at an angle where it cuts off the first letter and a half of the name it makes it say a slur
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love a good Riff Trap. Absolute livewire of a post. Do not engage under any circumstances
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you don’t see philly bowing down to nyc like this. they stand in front of their god, dice up their sewer rat, slap whiz on it and tell you to fuck off if you don’t like it
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
you don’t see philly bowing down to nyc like this. they stand in front of their god, dice up their sewer rat, slap whiz on it and tell you to fuck off if you don’t like it
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Appreciating the Stranger Things authenticity in recreating 80s genre films by having the writing and acting be total ass
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Appreciating the Stranger Things authenticity in recreating 80s genre films by having the writing and acting be total ass
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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The trailer for the upcoming Divinity game is a little too cozy wholesome for me
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The trailer for the upcoming Divinity game is a little too cozy wholesome for me
Accidentally hosted Christmas too well so I got 364 days to start irreconcilable beef with my family or else I’m stuck hosting every year forever
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Accidentally hosted Christmas too well so I got 364 days to start irreconcilable beef with my family or else I’m stuck hosting every year forever
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Genuinely though Pipe Rock Theory gets our exact moment better than anything else I've seen.
Eddington and Pipe Rock theory are the two most prescient cultural works of 2025 that I think are just like clear Rosetta Stones for understanding this era of internet/social media www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzuj...
Pipe rock theory
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Genuinely though Pipe Rock Theory gets our exact moment better than anything else I've seen.
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Thing about having a whistle in your house is you find out quick how little impulse control you actually have
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thing about having a whistle in your house is you find out quick how little impulse control you actually have
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Love when people try to argue that Avatar had no cultural impact when it’s the only reason anyone has ever said the phrase “cultural impact”
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Love when people try to argue that Avatar had no cultural impact when it’s the only reason anyone has ever said the phrase “cultural impact”
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I feel like my experience after 3 months back on LinkedIn might be a microcosm of society right now? Zero job leads, many requests from people I don't know for favors, and now I'm mostly just being encouraged to play online games instead.
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I feel like my experience after 3 months back on LinkedIn might be a microcosm of society right now? Zero job leads, many requests from people I don't know for favors, and now I'm mostly just being encouraged to play online games instead.
People who try to claim "Gen Z stare" isn't real need to give me an explanation why all their reaction images look like that
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
People who try to claim "Gen Z stare" isn't real need to give me an explanation why all their reaction images look like that
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Timothée Chalamet has teamed up with British rapper EsDeekid for a new ‘MARTY SUPREME’ rap.
#MartySupreme #TimotheeChalamet
#MartySupreme #TimotheeChalamet
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Love when people complain about Wordle being unfair with a screenshot like:
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December 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Love when people complain about Wordle being unfair with a screenshot like:
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updated my letterboxd favorite movies
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
updated my letterboxd favorite movies
Just set the microwave timer to 2 minutes and 60 seconds. Never let 'em know how you're moving
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just set the microwave timer to 2 minutes and 60 seconds. Never let 'em know how you're moving
Heated Rivalry needs a sort of comic relief character who talks like this
Trevor Zegras on Rasmus Ristolainen's play in his return to the Flyers lineup:
"Phenomenal. Double Nickels. He’s an absolute moose out there."
"Phenomenal. Double Nickels. He’s an absolute moose out there."
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Heated Rivalry needs a sort of comic relief character who talks like this
New Knives Out movie answers the burning question: What if the Catholic Church were stocked entirely with Protestants?
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
New Knives Out movie answers the burning question: What if the Catholic Church were stocked entirely with Protestants?
They tell you bears are dangerous and not to go near them, but that's just propaganda from losers who want bear friends all to themselves
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
They tell you bears are dangerous and not to go near them, but that's just propaganda from losers who want bear friends all to themselves
Remembering the reason for the season
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remembering the reason for the season