Bobby Biscotti
@bobbybiscotti.bsky.social
I would prefer not to.
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If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.
D20 shaping up to be J6 for gay nerds (complimentary)
For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
D20 shaping up to be J6 for gay nerds (complimentary)
This is my MCU
Just a few of my billion dollar ideas:
• 24 hr arby’s
• Arby’s underwater
• Goth/darkwave arby’s
• 24 hr hardee’s
• Arby’s 2
• Underground arby’s
• Super Arby’s
• 24 hr arby’s
• Arby’s underwater
• Goth/darkwave arby’s
• 24 hr hardee’s
• Arby’s 2
• Underground arby’s
• Super Arby’s
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is my MCU
Young people have no idea what it was like when this show was coming out. Forums absolutely buzzing on Thursday nights coming up with fan theories of what shit the dad was gonna say next week. We lost that when Netflix started dropping whole seasons in one day
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Young people have no idea what it was like when this show was coming out. Forums absolutely buzzing on Thursday nights coming up with fan theories of what shit the dad was gonna say next week. We lost that when Netflix started dropping whole seasons in one day
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Went on autopilot in a conversation with my barista earlier and realized all too late that I had spent the past 3 minutes describing Dwarf Fortress to her
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Went on autopilot in a conversation with my barista earlier and realized all too late that I had spent the past 3 minutes describing Dwarf Fortress to her
Nothing hits like blasting Morgan Wallen while you sit on your shower toilet and pretend you're rain-poopin' like in a music video
you crazy if you putting the toilet in the shower
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Nothing hits like blasting Morgan Wallen while you sit on your shower toilet and pretend you're rain-poopin' like in a music video
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
Playing FFX right now and every time Wakka is racist, I send his underleveled ass out to get oneshot by a random mob so I can teach Tidus not to copy that kind of behavior
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Playing FFX right now and every time Wakka is racist, I send his underleveled ass out to get oneshot by a random mob so I can teach Tidus not to copy that kind of behavior
Ballad of a sub-par reply guy. Hits me real close to home
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ballad of a sub-par reply guy. Hits me real close to home
Love when people try to argue that Avatar had no cultural impact when it’s the only reason anyone has ever said the phrase “cultural impact”
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Love when people try to argue that Avatar had no cultural impact when it’s the only reason anyone has ever said the phrase “cultural impact”
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Incredible events are occurring.
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Incredible events are occurring.
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
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Apoplectic at the categorization of Bo Jackson as a "guy"
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
Bo Jackson
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
Bo Jackson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Bo Jackson
baseball-reference.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Apoplectic at the categorization of Bo Jackson as a "guy"
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
That Oklahoma nimrod’s other professors can do the funniest thing and fail her in her other classes
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That Oklahoma nimrod’s other professors can do the funniest thing and fail her in her other classes
If somebody pays me $140, I will unmute this video
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If somebody pays me $140, I will unmute this video
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
A lot of people’s perception of musical theater is based on their high school’s production of Guys & Dolls but if you give a grown up musical a chance you see that yeah basically it’s still just that
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A lot of people’s perception of musical theater is based on their high school’s production of Guys & Dolls but if you give a grown up musical a chance you see that yeah basically it’s still just that
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i want you to put the word out there that we back up
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i want you to put the word out there that we back up
Watching Physical 100 with my cat and telling him “I can do that” whenever one of the building-sized humans lifts a car over his head
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Watching Physical 100 with my cat and telling him “I can do that” whenever one of the building-sized humans lifts a car over his head
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Big day for fixins, kid
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Big day for fixins, kid
Today I’m thankful for everyone who doesn’t feel compelled to tell me which traditional Thanksgiving foods are Bad, Actually
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Today I’m thankful for everyone who doesn’t feel compelled to tell me which traditional Thanksgiving foods are Bad, Actually
Type shit the team pulls in the first 15 minutes of a heist movie to grab the audience’s attention
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Type shit the team pulls in the first 15 minutes of a heist movie to grab the audience’s attention
Zillennial wife: The way it hurts! The way it hurts so much!
Zillennial husband: The way it’s just one more push! The way you’re almost there!
Zillennial doctor: The way it’s a boy!
Zillennial husband: The way it’s just one more push! The way you’re almost there!
Zillennial doctor: The way it’s a boy!
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Zillennial wife: The way it hurts! The way it hurts so much!
Zillennial husband: The way it’s just one more push! The way you’re almost there!
Zillennial doctor: The way it’s a boy!
Zillennial husband: The way it’s just one more push! The way you’re almost there!
Zillennial doctor: The way it’s a boy!