karl rove knausgård
@uhactually.bsky.social
Though this may look like regular old chicken, don't be fooled: it’s buzzing with the bright flavors of ginger and lime. (he/him)
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I think the AI angle of this is obscurant. It doesn’t matter that grok is “an AI” whatever you take that to mean. Suppose X hired a team of guys to photoshop the clothes off of women and children whenever anyone asks. That’s functionally identical what happening here. It’s not complicated.
A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I think the AI angle of this is obscurant. It doesn’t matter that grok is “an AI” whatever you take that to mean. Suppose X hired a team of guys to photoshop the clothes off of women and children whenever anyone asks. That’s functionally identical what happening here. It’s not complicated.
MYTH
Data centers are destroying the planet with their aggressive water demands.
FACT
Nudifying one 12-year-old requires less than 0.1 mL of water, and the water is merely heated and remains clean and safe for other uses.
Data centers are destroying the planet with their aggressive water demands.
FACT
Nudifying one 12-year-old requires less than 0.1 mL of water, and the water is merely heated and remains clean and safe for other uses.
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
MYTH
Data centers are destroying the planet with their aggressive water demands.
FACT
Nudifying one 12-year-old requires less than 0.1 mL of water, and the water is merely heated and remains clean and safe for other uses.
Data centers are destroying the planet with their aggressive water demands.
FACT
Nudifying one 12-year-old requires less than 0.1 mL of water, and the water is merely heated and remains clean and safe for other uses.
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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They do exist but it’s exclusively guys on Twitter who went full MAGA in 2020.
I cannot think of a single socialist who said that Trump would not launch any foreign wars, but it's comically easy to find liberals who are either triangulating on Venezeula or outright cheering it on
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
They do exist but it’s exclusively guys on Twitter who went full MAGA in 2020.
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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decided to go smell the rotten milk in the back of the Washington Post fridge... I don't even know what to say about this
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
decided to go smell the rotten milk in the back of the Washington Post fridge... I don't even know what to say about this
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the burglar shot homeowner in self-defense in course of committing a robbery.
How does launching air strikes and a commando raid fall under the remit of self defense for an arrest operation
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
the burglar shot homeowner in self-defense in course of committing a robbery.
It’s funny how this guy represents Northern Virginia. It’s like how Connie Morella, the only Republican who voted against the Iraq AUMF, represented Bethesda, MD.
The Administration lied to Congress and launched an illegal war for regime change and oil. Foolhardy and wrong.
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
It’s funny how this guy represents Northern Virginia. It’s like how Connie Morella, the only Republican who voted against the Iraq AUMF, represented Bethesda, MD.
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
There is more generally no reason to treat JD Vance as a serious person
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There is more generally no reason to treat JD Vance as a serious person
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damn character limit
![STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
I believe the unilateral abduction of a head of state and commission of air strikes against his country's civilian and political infrastructure is deeply unamerican and a gross and unsettling violation of fundamental US and international laws and norms
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fzy5psbwt7myclvmno7nfrt6/bafkreidde3lzb3dzva7eoxzpromnklhafm2shexdlg6cj3wdubhh4hwsmm@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
damn character limit
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many of the replies here
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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MYTH: Kamala Harris did not run on affordability.
FACT: In a white paper posted to her website for 15 minutes, she proposed “lowering prices for all Americans.”
FACT: In a white paper posted to her website for 15 minutes, she proposed “lowering prices for all Americans.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
MYTH: Kamala Harris did not run on affordability.
FACT: In a white paper posted to her website for 15 minutes, she proposed “lowering prices for all Americans.”
FACT: In a white paper posted to her website for 15 minutes, she proposed “lowering prices for all Americans.”
Something interesting that has happened in the past 5-10 years is that the right has fully coopted the philosophy bro language of like “asking questions” and “profound conversations.” There’s always been the Great Books guys but this feels different.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Something interesting that has happened in the past 5-10 years is that the right has fully coopted the philosophy bro language of like “asking questions” and “profound conversations.” There’s always been the Great Books guys but this feels different.
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This is re-fitted copy from one of those tactical coffee companies
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This is re-fitted copy from one of those tactical coffee companies
This flatly was not her campaign message. I was there. This was a question she was asked at one event.
Here is the thing! This is what Harris promised in 2024! That was her campaign message. Everyone has completely memory-holed the 2024 campaign. www.cnn.com/2024/09/18/p...
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This flatly was not her campaign message. I was there. This was a question she was asked at one event.
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Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn
We’re at most a week away from an article in some French magazine called like “Le Pervert Pedophile” about how Grok’s bikinification feature is a bold stand against radical Islam and in defense of the West
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
We’re at most a week away from an article in some French magazine called like “Le Pervert Pedophile” about how Grok’s bikinification feature is a bold stand against radical Islam and in defense of the West
Gold star to the first tradcath to argue that liberals are hypocrites because they think it’s okay for women to wear bikinis but also that Grok is doing something wrong by photoshopping women into them
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Gold star to the first tradcath to argue that liberals are hypocrites because they think it’s okay for women to wear bikinis but also that Grok is doing something wrong by photoshopping women into them
I wouldn’t be shocked to discover that any of this is true but I am about 80% sure this is an AI generated post.
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I wouldn’t be shocked to discover that any of this is true but I am about 80% sure this is an AI generated post.
My suspicion is it’s more like “the DMA is more important to us than X being a Nazi child pornography app” but I’m sure this doesn’t help.
guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My suspicion is it’s more like “the DMA is more important to us than X being a Nazi child pornography app” but I’m sure this doesn’t help.
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Friends, abusus non tollit usum. Just because X now generates CSAM on demand doesn’t negate the proper use of it, which is to ask Grok which race is biologically smartest.
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Friends, abusus non tollit usum. Just because X now generates CSAM on demand doesn’t negate the proper use of it, which is to ask Grok which race is biologically smartest.
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