@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth.
You'll Never Walk Alone.
You'll Never Walk Alone.
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Happy Veterans Day to those of us who endured years of complete & utter nonsense interspersed with the occasional bit of Did I Almost Die. Enjoy your free food & have a beer.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Veterans Day to those of us who endured years of complete & utter nonsense interspersed with the occasional bit of Did I Almost Die. Enjoy your free food & have a beer.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Senate Dems: we may have caved and agreed to a deal that has 85% of the base calling for our heads, but at least our esteemed Senate Republican colleagues promised a vote on ACA subsidies!
Speaker Johnson: lmao I don't give a fuck, suck my dick from the back 🖕🖕
www.newsweek.com/government-s...
Speaker Johnson: lmao I don't give a fuck, suck my dick from the back 🖕🖕
www.newsweek.com/government-s...
Government Shutdown Status Live Updates: Senate Begins Vote, Johnson Won't Commit to ACA Ballot
The Senate is beginning a series of votes on the GOP deal to end the longest government shutdown in history. Follow live.
www.newsweek.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Senate Dems: we may have caved and agreed to a deal that has 85% of the base calling for our heads, but at least our esteemed Senate Republican colleagues promised a vote on ACA subsidies!
Speaker Johnson: lmao I don't give a fuck, suck my dick from the back 🖕🖕
www.newsweek.com/government-s...
Speaker Johnson: lmao I don't give a fuck, suck my dick from the back 🖕🖕
www.newsweek.com/government-s...
I guess we all learned something today
wait the guy who shot james garfield did it because his dick was stuck inside his foreskin???
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I guess we all learned something today
Anyway I have a goal of getting, at some point in my life, very very high and eating a charcuterie board the size of a pool table
legalize weed, regulate and tax the hell out of it
I don't know anything about politics (if that wasn't already abundantly clear) but this feels like a real winner to me tbh
I don't know anything about politics (if that wasn't already abundantly clear) but this feels like a real winner to me tbh
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Anyway I have a goal of getting, at some point in my life, very very high and eating a charcuterie board the size of a pool table
legalize weed, regulate and tax the hell out of it
I don't know anything about politics (if that wasn't already abundantly clear) but this feels like a real winner to me tbh
I don't know anything about politics (if that wasn't already abundantly clear) but this feels like a real winner to me tbh
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
legalize weed, regulate and tax the hell out of it
I don't know anything about politics (if that wasn't already abundantly clear) but this feels like a real winner to me tbh
I don't know anything about politics (if that wasn't already abundantly clear) but this feels like a real winner to me tbh
Tucking a fat pinch of shredded Parmesan into my cheek like chewing tobacco
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Tucking a fat pinch of shredded Parmesan into my cheek like chewing tobacco
If the state of things has you in your feelings, this is a really good emo flavored pop punk song to scream/sing along to. From what I've been told, anyway.
open.spotify.com/track/06NnfC...
open.spotify.com/track/06NnfC...
Things I Can't Change
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If the state of things has you in your feelings, this is a really good emo flavored pop punk song to scream/sing along to. From what I've been told, anyway.
open.spotify.com/track/06NnfC...
open.spotify.com/track/06NnfC...
There's an old adage that "everyone gets cut in a knife fight," (the implication being you should avoid knife fights) so if you get into a knife fight, expect it to hurt. You might even bleed out. So you better do everything you can to hurt the other guy more.
Apropos of nothing in particular.
Apropos of nothing in particular.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There's an old adage that "everyone gets cut in a knife fight," (the implication being you should avoid knife fights) so if you get into a knife fight, expect it to hurt. You might even bleed out. So you better do everything you can to hurt the other guy more.
Apropos of nothing in particular.
Apropos of nothing in particular.
the country that produced the world's first trillionaire is also the country whose citizens can't afford food or health care 👍
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the country that produced the world's first trillionaire is also the country whose citizens can't afford food or health care 👍
The trolley problem, with Senate Dems + govvies in the trolley and SNAP + ACA subsidy beneficiaries tied to the tracks. Senate Dems are going to pull the lever and realize to their horror that Mike Johnson has cut all the wires, consigning thousands to die anyway
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The trolley problem, with Senate Dems + govvies in the trolley and SNAP + ACA subsidy beneficiaries tied to the tracks. Senate Dems are going to pull the lever and realize to their horror that Mike Johnson has cut all the wires, consigning thousands to die anyway
also are we lacking in intellect? why does anyone think this will pass the House, which has been in recess for-fucking-ever, because of very specific ✨reasons✨
How is moral fiber so fucking lacking in this country? Do we have values, or do we not? Do we have the rule of law, or do we not?
Fight, god damn it. Fight!
Fight, god damn it. Fight!
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
also are we lacking in intellect? why does anyone think this will pass the House, which has been in recess for-fucking-ever, because of very specific ✨reasons✨
How is moral fiber so fucking lacking in this country? Do we have values, or do we not? Do we have the rule of law, or do we not?
Fight, god damn it. Fight!
Fight, god damn it. Fight!
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How is moral fiber so fucking lacking in this country? Do we have values, or do we not? Do we have the rule of law, or do we not?
Fight, god damn it. Fight!
Fight, god damn it. Fight!
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I am just so sick of these losers goddamn
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am just so sick of these losers goddamn
So they are using federal workers as a wedge and split the Dems in the Senate
Do I have that right
Do I have that right
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So they are using federal workers as a wedge and split the Dems in the Senate
Do I have that right
Do I have that right
THIS IS JUST PAYING MONEY TO HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH EXTRA STEPS YOU STUPID ASSHOLES
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Pitch Alternative to ACA Extension to End Government Shutdown
A proposal by GOP senators to send money directly to consumers’ health accounts rather than to insurance companies showed signs of breaking a stalemate on negotiations.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
THIS IS JUST PAYING MONEY TO HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH EXTRA STEPS YOU STUPID ASSHOLES
Someone help me remember - who was President during the Tongo Tongo ambush? I bet some folks in USAFRICOM remember.
Our politicals have the memory of fucking goldfish
Our politicals have the memory of fucking goldfish
Trump’s suggestion of military action in Nigeria met reality with AFRICOM, which expressed doubts that a military response to violence would do anything.
Free to read: wapo.st/3JECubO
Free to read: wapo.st/3JECubO
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone help me remember - who was President during the Tongo Tongo ambush? I bet some folks in USAFRICOM remember.
Our politicals have the memory of fucking goldfish
Our politicals have the memory of fucking goldfish
I've personally seen a range safety NCO Goldberg-style spear a soldier who was *accidentally* flagging people at a shoot house
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
Oh my buddy is flipping the fuck out and has drawn his service weapon. Lemme just come around the corner real quick and stick my head in his window 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've personally seen a range safety NCO Goldberg-style spear a soldier who was *accidentally* flagging people at a shoot house
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
This shit would get you skull fucked by any competent NCO. Right to the wood line, no hesitation
I regret to inform you that treat night has been postponed due to my very large dog suffering from a correspondingly large upset tummy
frankly the volume of shit was astonishing
frankly the volume of shit was astonishing
I did a good deed today, going to reward myself with a treat (bourbon)
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I regret to inform you that treat night has been postponed due to my very large dog suffering from a correspondingly large upset tummy
frankly the volume of shit was astonishing
frankly the volume of shit was astonishing
I just found out that Oscar Isaac was in not one, not two, but *multiple* ska bands.
Incredible.
Incredible.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I just found out that Oscar Isaac was in not one, not two, but *multiple* ska bands.
Incredible.
Incredible.
y'all wanna see a dead body
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
y'all wanna see a dead body
This guy was an 88M, if I am not mistaken. But I'm sure the Vikings needed someone to repair the long boats too
Wife left years ago. Said I never had time for diapers, soccer practice, or sex. She was right—I was busy honing my martial virtue in the garage, barefoot, sweating under a dying bulb. She wanted warmth. I wanted discipline. The callouses. The heaving breath. The sound of the boots hitting asphalt.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This guy was an 88M, if I am not mistaken. But I'm sure the Vikings needed someone to repair the long boats too
Do you guys ever think about how the guy who is two heartbeats away from becoming President of the United States of America has "no jerking off" accountability pact with his own son?
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Do you guys ever think about how the guy who is two heartbeats away from becoming President of the United States of America has "no jerking off" accountability pact with his own son?