Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI
@caelan.bsky.social
(they/them) Journalist / Video Essayist // https://www.youtube.com/caelanconrad // nonbinary // Critically Reviewed Podcast: @RespectTheDead
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I put my pants on one pocket at a time like everybody else
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I put my pants on one pocket at a time like everybody else
Shame kinks are boring and disgusting.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Shame kinks are boring and disgusting.
All babies are gay but when they become adults many lose their magic.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
All babies are gay but when they become adults many lose their magic.
“Do you have no shame?”
Ew no why
Ew no why
January 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“Do you have no shame?”
Ew no why
Ew no why
This is my daughter Toyota Ravioli IV
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This is my daughter Toyota Ravioli IV
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I don't know man I think the fact that a massive social media platform has a built in tool to take a picture of a child and put them in a bikini should be a society altering scandal especially in a society that has been repeatedly curtailing our civil liberties under the banner of "protecting kids"
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I don't know man I think the fact that a massive social media platform has a built in tool to take a picture of a child and put them in a bikini should be a society altering scandal especially in a society that has been repeatedly curtailing our civil liberties under the banner of "protecting kids"
Get away from me angus you’re drunk
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Get away from me angus you’re drunk
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Charles Entertainment Darwin
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Charles Entertainment Darwin
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Charles Entertainment Darwin
milk milk lemonade around the corner love is made
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
milk milk lemonade around the corner love is made
no you're crazy stop gaslighting me
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
no you're crazy stop gaslighting me
“Omg they blocked me over a joke.”
I’ll block anyone, idec. I’d block my mother if she sent an emoji I didn’t like. I never developed object permanence I wouldn’t even miss her.
I’ll block anyone, idec. I’d block my mother if she sent an emoji I didn’t like. I never developed object permanence I wouldn’t even miss her.
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
“Omg they blocked me over a joke.”
I’ll block anyone, idec. I’d block my mother if she sent an emoji I didn’t like. I never developed object permanence I wouldn’t even miss her.
I’ll block anyone, idec. I’d block my mother if she sent an emoji I didn’t like. I never developed object permanence I wouldn’t even miss her.
Listen we can all admit it was funny when they dumped all that cop blood on Carrie
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Listen we can all admit it was funny when they dumped all that cop blood on Carrie
I just found out my bf listens to my videos at 1.25x and I feel sick.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I just found out my bf listens to my videos at 1.25x and I feel sick.
If homophobia is real, then why haven’t I heard of it
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If homophobia is real, then why haven’t I heard of it
Created a machine that makes you angry. Everybody has one and they love it.
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Created a machine that makes you angry. Everybody has one and they love it.
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About 24 more hours!!
"After Titanic" is still collecting late pledges until January 1! If you can help, please back this project that I'll be starting in the New Year!
I'm making a documentary podcast about what happened after the Titanic sank. Please help back the campaign to fund it and pay real artists to work on it!
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
About 24 more hours!!
My love language is doing whatever the fuck I want
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My love language is doing whatever the fuck I want
You sliv you learn
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You sliv you learn
The best part of cheating on your spouse is it’s victimless, I always say.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The best part of cheating on your spouse is it’s victimless, I always say.
Fun fact the MGM “lion” roar is actually a lesbian. The realistic lion’s roar wasn’t cool enough.
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fun fact the MGM “lion” roar is actually a lesbian. The realistic lion’s roar wasn’t cool enough.
Lesbian Gay Bald Trans
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lesbian Gay Bald Trans
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Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
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I think we're past worries about speaking ill of the dead. If someone decided their bigoted views were an important part of their public persona, fuck their legacy and fuck respect.
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Entering my hole era
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Entering my hole era