Brónagh
@bronaghisgay.bsky.social
They/them. Gay for free but will accept payments.
[to the tune of “Jellicle Ball”]
If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise
If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
[to the tune of “Jellicle Ball”]
If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise
If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise
I also really enjoyed the new Frankenstein movie but it’s not really all that new anymore???
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I also really enjoyed the new Frankenstein movie but it’s not really all that new anymore???
So I’m at a walk-in clinic and someone walked in literally 5 minutes after they opened and they were told, “I’m sorry but you’re too late to see a doctor today.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So I’m at a walk-in clinic and someone walked in literally 5 minutes after they opened and they were told, “I’m sorry but you’re too late to see a doctor today.”
The shame I feel whenever this happens to me
Someone just overtook me walking?! I thought I was the only gay in the village!
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The shame I feel whenever this happens to me
“It took Adam and Eve one minute to fall from grace in the Garden of Eden and yet growing out a layered bob can take forever”
The Bible, probably
The Bible, probably
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“It took Adam and Eve one minute to fall from grace in the Garden of Eden and yet growing out a layered bob can take forever”
The Bible, probably
The Bible, probably
Sometimes I wish Zoë was an outdoor cat so she could run to the store for me when I’m lazy or socially anxious or both
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes I wish Zoë was an outdoor cat so she could run to the store for me when I’m lazy or socially anxious or both
Someone at work said guys don’t usually look better with a moustache so now I’m never speaking to her again
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Someone at work said guys don’t usually look better with a moustache so now I’m never speaking to her again
The aurora is just the earth having a migraine
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The aurora is just the earth having a migraine
I used to have a Girl, Interrupted poster in my locker because I’m just really into the holidays like that 😌
My favorite Christmas movies are Girl Interrupted and The Substance. Both have cozy holiday undertones and I don’t want to argue about it
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I used to have a Girl, Interrupted poster in my locker because I’m just really into the holidays like that 😌
American PSA: don't do drugs, kids, they're bad for you!
Canadian PSA: we locked the most insane people we know in a room with a sheet of acid and a box of puppets, here's all the worst deaths they could think of
Canadian PSA: we locked the most insane people we know in a room with a sheet of acid and a box of puppets, here's all the worst deaths they could think of
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A wild Zoë appeared!
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A wild Zoë appeared!
So because I live on my own I have to do everything around here?
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
So because I live on my own I have to do everything around here?
I still think of Dakota Fanning as a child
She’s (at least) 20 years old
She’s (at least) 20 years old
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I still think of Dakota Fanning as a child
She’s (at least) 20 years old
She’s (at least) 20 years old
The guy I have a crush on came into the office and, no, I’ve never actually talked to him, per se, but the first time I saw him he offered me a fry and also he has really nice arms and a face and that’a more than enough for me
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The guy I have a crush on came into the office and, no, I’ve never actually talked to him, per se, but the first time I saw him he offered me a fry and also he has really nice arms and a face and that’a more than enough for me
It’s like the city thinks disabled people hibernate all winter… or, you know, like the city doesn’t even think of them at all.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s like the city thinks disabled people hibernate all winter… or, you know, like the city doesn’t even think of them at all.
A shape-shifting entity lurking in the sewers of Derry, Maine? It’s more likely than you might think.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A shape-shifting entity lurking in the sewers of Derry, Maine? It’s more likely than you might think.
The only lottery I would even stand a chance of winning is Shirley Jackson’s
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The only lottery I would even stand a chance of winning is Shirley Jackson’s
The Little Engine That Could Give a Fuck
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Little Engine That Could Give a Fuck
WAIT. Madonna put the continuous mix version of “Confessions on a Dance Floor”, as in the one from my CD player in high school, up on streaming today?
WAIT… it’s been 20 years? 👵🏻
WAIT… it’s been 20 years? 👵🏻
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
WAIT. Madonna put the continuous mix version of “Confessions on a Dance Floor”, as in the one from my CD player in high school, up on streaming today?
WAIT… it’s been 20 years? 👵🏻
WAIT… it’s been 20 years? 👵🏻
I’ve always been the first to admit that I need therapy (and I even go!)
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve always been the first to admit that I need therapy (and I even go!)
Me to my cat when she isn’t getting my attention for all of two seconds
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me to my cat when she isn’t getting my attention for all of two seconds
That’s just my gender everyday but it’s a lot more difficult to express my gender now I no longer live in a fishing town
Today's gender will mostly be hunting fishermen for sport.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
That’s just my gender everyday but it’s a lot more difficult to express my gender now I no longer live in a fishing town
Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It’s been awhile since I could hold my head up high.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It’s been awhile since I could hold my head up high.
The ones who tell the lies are the solemnest to swear
And the ones who roll the dice always say the game is fair
And the ones who deal the cards are the ones who take the tricks
With their hands over their hearts while we play the game they fix
(Hadestown)
And the ones who roll the dice always say the game is fair
And the ones who deal the cards are the ones who take the tricks
With their hands over their hearts while we play the game they fix
(Hadestown)
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The ones who tell the lies are the solemnest to swear
And the ones who roll the dice always say the game is fair
And the ones who deal the cards are the ones who take the tricks
With their hands over their hearts while we play the game they fix
(Hadestown)
And the ones who roll the dice always say the game is fair
And the ones who deal the cards are the ones who take the tricks
With their hands over their hearts while we play the game they fix
(Hadestown)