Brónagh
@bronaghisgay.bsky.social
They/them. Gay for free but will accept payments.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
“A Christmas Carol” but it’s about a boomer named Carol who’s haunted by 3-4 ghosts trying to teach her that there actually is no war on Christmas and maybe she should tone down her decorating a notch
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“A Christmas Carol” but it’s about a boomer named Carol who’s haunted by 3-4 ghosts trying to teach her that there actually is no war on Christmas and maybe she should tone down her decorating a notch
“Surely, whoever speaks to me in the right voice, him or her I shall follow, as the waters follow the moon, silently, with fluid steps, anywhere around the globe.”
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Surely, whoever speaks to me in the right voice, him or her I shall follow, as the waters follow the moon, silently, with fluid steps, anywhere around the globe.”
Me in the back of this uber right now
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me in the back of this uber right now
She decided this was comfier than laying beside me
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
She decided this was comfier than laying beside me
Lying is my love language
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lying is my love language
Good morning to everyone but especially to this little girl who was SO good this morning and only meowed a couple of times and stopped when she was asked. I’m so proud of her 😭
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good morning to everyone but especially to this little girl who was SO good this morning and only meowed a couple of times and stopped when she was asked. I’m so proud of her 😭
J.K. Rowling is this generation’s Anita Bryant
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
J.K. Rowling is this generation’s Anita Bryant
Felicity Jones can play in whatever she wants but she’ll always just be Ethel Hallow from television’s “Worst Witch”
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Felicity Jones can play in whatever she wants but she’ll always just be Ethel Hallow from television’s “Worst Witch”
I hate how every time I take my hair down from a ponytail some dude shows up out of nowhere to tell me he never noticed how beautiful I was until now
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hate how every time I take my hair down from a ponytail some dude shows up out of nowhere to tell me he never noticed how beautiful I was until now
Customers really should learn that if I say “No, that is not a service we offer,” that means, “No, that is not a service we offer,” and not “if you keep asking it’ll change my mind”
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Customers really should learn that if I say “No, that is not a service we offer,” that means, “No, that is not a service we offer,” and not “if you keep asking it’ll change my mind”
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Criterion 4K available now.
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Criterion 4K available now.
Franklin could count by twos and tie his shoes, he could zipper zippers and button buttons. But Franklin was a war criminal.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Franklin could count by twos and tie his shoes, he could zipper zippers and button buttons. But Franklin was a war criminal.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
And the very next day it drove you mad with its incessant beating beneath your floorboards
And the very next day it drove you mad with its incessant beating beneath your floorboards
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
Then I died because it turns out I needed that to live
Then I died because it turns out I needed that to live
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
And the very next day it drove you mad with its incessant beating beneath your floorboards
And the very next day it drove you mad with its incessant beating beneath your floorboards
I guess it’s winter now so I have to walk around feeling like Mr Staypuft 😔
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I guess it’s winter now so I have to walk around feeling like Mr Staypuft 😔
Calling shows that aired when I was a kid “Classic TV” seems unnecessarily hateful and pointed
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Calling shows that aired when I was a kid “Classic TV” seems unnecessarily hateful and pointed
“The Muppet’s Christmas Carol” and “Beauty and the Beast” basically start with the same musical scene
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“The Muppet’s Christmas Carol” and “Beauty and the Beast” basically start with the same musical scene
If you know, you know. That’s how knowing works.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you know, you know. That’s how knowing works.
Me rising up like an eldritch deity being summoned from the depths
Caddicarus' new video asks the question: "Can someone make a 2 hour video that's nothing but sarcastic fake praise and thinly veiled spite?"
And the answer is a resounding yes.
And the answer is a resounding yes.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me rising up like an eldritch deity being summoned from the depths
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parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it
I could never. I’m always talking out loud to myself. My thoughts are much more focused if I’m speaking than if I just let them rattle around my skull all willy-nilly.
Living alone is crazy bc I haven’t spoken a word in the 4 hours I’ve been awake until I just screamed DISH SOAP!!!!!! while making my shopping list
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I could never. I’m always talking out loud to myself. My thoughts are much more focused if I’m speaking than if I just let them rattle around my skull all willy-nilly.
Getting Malibu Barbie for Christmas instead of Ballerina Barbie. It could happen to you.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Getting Malibu Barbie for Christmas instead of Ballerina Barbie. It could happen to you.
My issue with Glen Powell is that he looks like AI tried to make a conventionally attractive white man and it ended up in the uncanny valley and something’s off about it but you can’t pinpoint what
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
my issue with glen powell as hollywood leading man is that he isn't weird enough looking
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My issue with Glen Powell is that he looks like AI tried to make a conventionally attractive white man and it ended up in the uncanny valley and something’s off about it but you can’t pinpoint what
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
Siri, set a reminder for after work to watch one of the finest pieces of cinema in history (recorded or otherwise)
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Siri, set a reminder for after work to watch one of the finest pieces of cinema in history (recorded or otherwise)
Telling people my favourite dinosaur is a swan just to be annoying.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Telling people my favourite dinosaur is a swan just to be annoying.