Canal Cryptid
@canalcryptid.bsky.social
Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
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Brooke is one of my very dearest friends, and I love him endlessly. He is disabled, as he very ably explains for himself in the text of this fundraiser. His washing machine has died a horrible death, and he needs help. Please can we help Brooke?
www.gofundme.com/f/dear-inter...
www.gofundme.com/f/dear-inter...
Donate to Dear Internet, Please Do My Laundry, organized by Brooke Abbey
Raising money for appliances that (a) aren't broken and (b) I can use with my disabil… Brooke Abbey needs your support for Dear Internet, Please Do My Laundry
www.gofundme.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Brooke is one of my very dearest friends, and I love him endlessly. He is disabled, as he very ably explains for himself in the text of this fundraiser. His washing machine has died a horrible death, and he needs help. Please can we help Brooke?
www.gofundme.com/f/dear-inter...
www.gofundme.com/f/dear-inter...
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Make sure you’ve cleaned your houses because tomorrow the Schnabelperchten come out…You don’t want to risk having your entrails on show
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Make sure you’ve cleaned your houses because tomorrow the Schnabelperchten come out…You don’t want to risk having your entrails on show
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Went to the community center for an evening of wholesome marionette comedy and it was really fun until people were invited onstage and they started getting caught and stuck in the puppet strings and then the giant spider above revealed itself and started laughing and I just sort of left.
January 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Went to the community center for an evening of wholesome marionette comedy and it was really fun until people were invited onstage and they started getting caught and stuck in the puppet strings and then the giant spider above revealed itself and started laughing and I just sort of left.
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Prices are as follows:
$5 digital booklet only
$7 UK digital booklet and print
$10 Worldwide digital booklet and print
I’m hoping that this makes my art more affordable
$5 digital booklet only
$7 UK digital booklet and print
$10 Worldwide digital booklet and print
I’m hoping that this makes my art more affordable
MONTHLY BOOKLETS
Thank you to everyone who has supported me with the physical booklets. I am moving my monthly booklets to being digital only!
The booklets will only be available though patreon and you get a monthly print!
Support me here:
www.patreon.com/c/skullsands...
Thank you to everyone who has supported me with the physical booklets. I am moving my monthly booklets to being digital only!
The booklets will only be available though patreon and you get a monthly print!
Support me here:
www.patreon.com/c/skullsands...
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Prices are as follows:
$5 digital booklet only
$7 UK digital booklet and print
$10 Worldwide digital booklet and print
I’m hoping that this makes my art more affordable
$5 digital booklet only
$7 UK digital booklet and print
$10 Worldwide digital booklet and print
I’m hoping that this makes my art more affordable
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Relaxation tips:
- take a deep breath
- put down your phone
- find a sinister fog in the forest
- enter the fog and let it enter you, until you become one
- travel the wildlands with the other fog spirits, spreading fear & wonder in equal measure
- have some tea
- take a deep breath
- put down your phone
- find a sinister fog in the forest
- enter the fog and let it enter you, until you become one
- travel the wildlands with the other fog spirits, spreading fear & wonder in equal measure
- have some tea
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Relaxation tips:
- take a deep breath
- put down your phone
- find a sinister fog in the forest
- enter the fog and let it enter you, until you become one
- travel the wildlands with the other fog spirits, spreading fear & wonder in equal measure
- have some tea
- take a deep breath
- put down your phone
- find a sinister fog in the forest
- enter the fog and let it enter you, until you become one
- travel the wildlands with the other fog spirits, spreading fear & wonder in equal measure
- have some tea
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you can claim "the technology itself is neutral" all you want but the combination of AI censor/label tech on this website with the disgusting stories like stella's below demonstrate that this tech has a very specific purpose: control over women's bodies
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
you can claim "the technology itself is neutral" all you want but the combination of AI censor/label tech on this website with the disgusting stories like stella's below demonstrate that this tech has a very specific purpose: control over women's bodies
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Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.
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Little Mari going out for a stroll with an older Mari to make mischief
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Little Mari going out for a stroll with an older Mari to make mischief
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PhaseMoth and I are teaming up for cross-collab again for this years Pintopia! 🙌
Follow her Distorted Crypids campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and my Warped Oceans campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and if you back both you'll get a free mini pin set we designed together! 😁🥳
Follow her Distorted Crypids campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and my Warped Oceans campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and if you back both you'll get a free mini pin set we designed together! 😁🥳
YO - here's the completed preview page for Distorted Cryptids, my upcoming Pintopia Project! Click the link below to get notified when it launches - I'll be doing Early Bird discounts!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
My project is also partnered with @abistevensart.bsky.social Warped Ocean too!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
My project is also partnered with @abistevensart.bsky.social Warped Ocean too!
Special Early Access: Distorted Cryptids!
From PhaseMoth - Special Early Access: Distorted Cryptids!
www.backerkit.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
PhaseMoth and I are teaming up for cross-collab again for this years Pintopia! 🙌
Follow her Distorted Crypids campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and my Warped Oceans campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and if you back both you'll get a free mini pin set we designed together! 😁🥳
Follow her Distorted Crypids campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and my Warped Oceans campaign:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
and if you back both you'll get a free mini pin set we designed together! 😁🥳
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Your daily fortune:
Not every day will be an amazing day. Sometimes you just need to think about socks.
Not every day will be an amazing day. Sometimes you just need to think about socks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Your daily fortune:
Not every day will be an amazing day. Sometimes you just need to think about socks.
Not every day will be an amazing day. Sometimes you just need to think about socks.
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Now Donald Trump is talking about deposing Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum, whose election is not in question at all and who is extremely popular.
Everyone who had been saying stuff like "I don't approve of how it was done but it's good Maduro is out of power" needs to sit with this.
Everyone who had been saying stuff like "I don't approve of how it was done but it's good Maduro is out of power" needs to sit with this.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Now Donald Trump is talking about deposing Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum, whose election is not in question at all and who is extremely popular.
Everyone who had been saying stuff like "I don't approve of how it was done but it's good Maduro is out of power" needs to sit with this.
Everyone who had been saying stuff like "I don't approve of how it was done but it's good Maduro is out of power" needs to sit with this.
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MONTHLY BOOKLETS
Thank you to everyone who has supported me with the physical booklets. I am moving my monthly booklets to being digital only!
The booklets will only be available though patreon and you get a monthly print!
Support me here:
www.patreon.com/c/skullsands...
Thank you to everyone who has supported me with the physical booklets. I am moving my monthly booklets to being digital only!
The booklets will only be available though patreon and you get a monthly print!
Support me here:
www.patreon.com/c/skullsands...
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
MONTHLY BOOKLETS
Thank you to everyone who has supported me with the physical booklets. I am moving my monthly booklets to being digital only!
The booklets will only be available though patreon and you get a monthly print!
Support me here:
www.patreon.com/c/skullsands...
Thank you to everyone who has supported me with the physical booklets. I am moving my monthly booklets to being digital only!
The booklets will only be available though patreon and you get a monthly print!
Support me here:
www.patreon.com/c/skullsands...
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YO - here's the completed preview page for Distorted Cryptids, my upcoming Pintopia Project! Click the link below to get notified when it launches - I'll be doing Early Bird discounts!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
My project is also partnered with @abistevensart.bsky.social Warped Ocean too!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
My project is also partnered with @abistevensart.bsky.social Warped Ocean too!
Special Early Access: Distorted Cryptids!
From PhaseMoth - Special Early Access: Distorted Cryptids!
www.backerkit.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
YO - here's the completed preview page for Distorted Cryptids, my upcoming Pintopia Project! Click the link below to get notified when it launches - I'll be doing Early Bird discounts!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
My project is also partnered with @abistevensart.bsky.social Warped Ocean too!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
My project is also partnered with @abistevensart.bsky.social Warped Ocean too!
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Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
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Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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Evil is easy. But it ain't cheap. Help us continue to be your nightmare provider of choice. Physical merch at goodmorningevildoers.com/shop and digital goodies at gumroad.goodmorningevildoers.com. Thanks for letting us make you grin, even if it's a rictus of terror. As always, 100% AI free.
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Evil is easy. But it ain't cheap. Help us continue to be your nightmare provider of choice. Physical merch at goodmorningevildoers.com/shop and digital goodies at gumroad.goodmorningevildoers.com. Thanks for letting us make you grin, even if it's a rictus of terror. As always, 100% AI free.
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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Ireland, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Under Irish law Musk can be jailed for 12 months for being a director of a company distributing CSAM. Section 9 of the Child Trafficking and Pornography Act 1998. 'X' is a company registered in Ireland.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Ireland, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
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My monthly Patreon report and Hidden Worlds newsletter should be coming out today and/or tomorrow, which makes now a great time to sign up for either or both!
patreon.com/jsgroves
jsgroves.com
patreon.com/jsgroves
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JS Groves | Patreon
creating Stories, Art, and Magic
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January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
My monthly Patreon report and Hidden Worlds newsletter should be coming out today and/or tomorrow, which makes now a great time to sign up for either or both!
patreon.com/jsgroves
jsgroves.com
patreon.com/jsgroves
jsgroves.com
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As always, there's no time like the present to wear a crown of ancient bones, disappear into a mysterious fog, and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
As always, there's no time like the present to wear a crown of ancient bones, disappear into a mysterious fog, and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Take some deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Make your continued survival a promise and a threat.
-The Cursed Object made a New Year’s resolution: eat more jam.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Take some deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Make your continued survival a promise and a threat.
-The Cursed Object made a New Year’s resolution: eat more jam.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Take some deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Make your continued survival a promise and a threat.
-The Cursed Object made a New Year’s resolution: eat more jam.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Take some deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Make your continued survival a promise and a threat.
-The Cursed Object made a New Year’s resolution: eat more jam.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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The moon eater mari returns
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The moon eater mari returns
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I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.
May 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.
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Shut it all down and salt the earth it stood on.
there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here
January 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Shut it all down and salt the earth it stood on.