Canal Cryptid 🦀
@canalcryptid.bsky.social
Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
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If you enjoy what I do, I'd love for you to consider signing up for my Patreon. My goal for the night is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Get more from Jeremy Creature on Patreon
fabric art, weird little guys, puppets
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November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you enjoy what I do, I'd love for you to consider signing up for my Patreon. My goal for the night is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop clenching your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Think kindly of your younger self. Be free, cringe is dead.
-The Lurking Horror apparently had a nightmare that I didn’t come home because I ran away. They have been reassured.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Stop clenching your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Think kindly of your younger self. Be free, cringe is dead.
-The Lurking Horror apparently had a nightmare that I didn’t come home because I ran away. They have been reassured.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop clenching your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Think kindly of your younger self. Be free, cringe is dead.
-The Lurking Horror apparently had a nightmare that I didn’t come home because I ran away. They have been reassured.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
-Stop clenching your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Think kindly of your younger self. Be free, cringe is dead.
-The Lurking Horror apparently had a nightmare that I didn’t come home because I ran away. They have been reassured.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Heads up - my shop will be closed for restock on Wednesday, so if you want paints shipped tomorrow, drop by lycomorpha.etsy.com before 1pm (GMT.) 🖌️ 💖
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Heads up - my shop will be closed for restock on Wednesday, so if you want paints shipped tomorrow, drop by lycomorpha.etsy.com before 1pm (GMT.) 🖌️ 💖
I need to find other boaties, or really anyone, within reasonable travel distance who're also into rpttg and the like.
I got a few games, with more on the list to get.
Nobody to play them with.
Not DnD though.
Does my head in.
I got a few games, with more on the list to get.
Nobody to play them with.
Not DnD though.
Does my head in.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I need to find other boaties, or really anyone, within reasonable travel distance who're also into rpttg and the like.
I got a few games, with more on the list to get.
Nobody to play them with.
Not DnD though.
Does my head in.
I got a few games, with more on the list to get.
Nobody to play them with.
Not DnD though.
Does my head in.
so much same
I'm not planning on celebrating any winter holiday this year, with the possible exception of shouting drunkenly along with some mountain goats on new years, but if someone wanted to give me the gift of curing whatever sleep disorder has been fucking me for my entire life, that'd be real fucking cool
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
so much same
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Meet my newest creation: Jasper the Festive Moth of Doom! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered him. Jasper fervently believes that just because he's a moth of doom doesn't mean that he can't also be a fun and celebratory fellow.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Meet my newest creation: Jasper the Festive Moth of Doom! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered him. Jasper fervently believes that just because he's a moth of doom doesn't mean that he can't also be a fun and celebratory fellow.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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Every fairy tale is about how the woods are so deadly that we'd rather go hang out with the witch or the beast or the wolf instead.
You can always tell when folks who didn't grow up in nature are getting into a mystical nature kick because they talk about forests like they're these serene, perfect, peaceful places. No friend, nature is scary and tense as fuck and you're looking at a place where things live and die BY THE MINUTE.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Every fairy tale is about how the woods are so deadly that we'd rather go hang out with the witch or the beast or the wolf instead.
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AHAHAHAHA *incoherent sobbing*
EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
AHAHAHAHA *incoherent sobbing*
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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the river is high again you know what that means kids it's time for another sacrifice
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the river is high again you know what that means kids it's time for another sacrifice
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On Sunday I went up to the National Railway Museum in York to contribute to the People, Pride and Progress project - collecting oral histories of queer folk working in or connected to the railways.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
On Sunday I went up to the National Railway Museum in York to contribute to the People, Pride and Progress project - collecting oral histories of queer folk working in or connected to the railways.
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$300/$600! Thank you so much! I was able to get some groceries and some of my meds!
Please keep it going!
Please keep it going!
Starting my November fundraising! Will need $600 for the month of November! Funds to be used foreds and groceries!
#MutualAid
#HelpFolksLive2025
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#HelpFolksLive2025
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Pay fleurgold
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November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
$300/$600! Thank you so much! I was able to get some groceries and some of my meds!
Please keep it going!
Please keep it going!
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There's a universe where all insects and arachnids are obsessed with performing magic tricks, and wherever you go, you'll see a spider pulling a fly out of a gossamer hat or a dung beetle making his dung ball levitate or a cricket with a goatee annoying a group of ladybugs with mentalism.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
There's a universe where all insects and arachnids are obsessed with performing magic tricks, and wherever you go, you'll see a spider pulling a fly out of a gossamer hat or a dung beetle making his dung ball levitate or a cricket with a goatee annoying a group of ladybugs with mentalism.
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Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
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Most of Batman's villains are just giving a billionaire a hard time, and what's wrong with that?
Name a villain you sympathize with.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Most of Batman's villains are just giving a billionaire a hard time, and what's wrong with that?
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The folklore said mermaids lured sailors to their deaths. The sailors were already sailing toward death. The mermaids just sang the soundtrack. There's a difference.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The folklore said mermaids lured sailors to their deaths. The sailors were already sailing toward death. The mermaids just sang the soundtrack. There's a difference.
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This is a fantastic series of posts about subsistence farming and why your ancestors will rise from the grave and smack you if you return to it after they got out.
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social did a fantastic series on that reality recently.
acoup.blog/2025/07/11/c...
acoup.blog/2025/07/11/c...
Collections: Life, Work, Death and the Peasant, Part I: Households
This is the first post in a series discussing the basic contours of life – birth, marriage, labor, subsistence, death – of pre-modern peasants and their families. Prior to the industria…
acoup.blog
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is a fantastic series of posts about subsistence farming and why your ancestors will rise from the grave and smack you if you return to it after they got out.
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Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
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I need to become one of the secondary deities with a devout cult following in the pantheon of a nature religion
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I need to become one of the secondary deities with a devout cult following in the pantheon of a nature religion
Today's gender will mostly be 500 monochrome photographs.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today's gender will mostly be 500 monochrome photographs.
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In these woke times nobody cares about my ability to bring fair winds and cause tempests
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In these woke times nobody cares about my ability to bring fair winds and cause tempests
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A mari and a skeleton friend getting ready for shenanigans
in an aubrey beardsley/Harry Clarke style
in an aubrey beardsley/Harry Clarke style
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A mari and a skeleton friend getting ready for shenanigans
in an aubrey beardsley/Harry Clarke style
in an aubrey beardsley/Harry Clarke style
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what the actual FUCK
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
what the actual FUCK
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This is how transphobia's right wing fuckery blew open basic respect in the UK, there is absolutely no reason to expect now that being "women critical" is not also a protected belief, if you truly do not believe that women should just be reproductive slaves for cis men.
This will be used to abuse.
This will be used to abuse.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This is how transphobia's right wing fuckery blew open basic respect in the UK, there is absolutely no reason to expect now that being "women critical" is not also a protected belief, if you truly do not believe that women should just be reproductive slaves for cis men.
This will be used to abuse.
This will be used to abuse.