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Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
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Season 6 Trailer #1: Foreman's Report
How can soil hunger?
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January 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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People in the UK would do well to pay attention to both this & the racist/xenophobic/transphobic actions happening at home.

All of this could happen here. All of this could happen to us.

& If you think you're safe because of how you look, who you love, where you're born, etc etc?

You're not.
No document will protect you. All they have to do is take it from you and "lose" it; take it from you and say you never gave it to them; claim it's fake ⬇️; make a new rule that you need ANOTHER document. Citizenship is a made-up status that governments decide the rules for. No one is free until all.
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was born in Maryland. She has a valid U.S. birth certificate, medical and immunization records, and sworn affidavits.

Yet, ICE claims her documents are “not authentic” and has held her in immigration detention for days.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Bobby Sands died after 66 days on hunger strike.

The Price sisters said their bodies never recovered from their own hunger strikes. They were force-fed by Thatcher's government.
Heba Muraisi is on day 69 of her hunger strike.

Kamran Ahmed is on day 62 of his hunger strike.

They are at risk of dying at any moment. This is a political choice by Keir Starmer’s Labour government.

Immediate bail for remand prisoners NOW.
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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The predators win either way. It’s just that if you stay, they get to turn you into food first.
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Good grief.
In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
No, Grok hasn’t paywalled its deepfake image feature
X’s sexual deepfake machine is still running, despite Grok saying otherwise.
www.theverge.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Graham Linehan is cheering for a man who shot a woman in the face while calling her a fucking bitch.

JK Rowling sits on her hands.

Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work.

Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?
me.how
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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Glinner needs a catastrophic event to befall him and no one will be sad
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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"BRITAIN’S biggest police forces have hired tens of thousands of officers and staff without checking their employment records." [Mail]

This is how David Carrick was hired. He is now serving 37 life sentences for attacks on 14 women.

This isn't their front page, their front page is about cannabis
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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Please fill this out!! They've made it very easy to tell them "I actively do not want AI and will consider stopping using Discord if you put it in," and the mere fact they allow you to be that explicit is a very good sign!
Discord is trying to add new AI features to their platform. They're asking people to fill out a survey on how they feel about AI and what "value" it would add to their platform. Please take a few minutes to fill it out and tell them to fuck off with AI.

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January 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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really feels like Becca Good saying “go get some lunch, big boy” is when he snapped. the kind of man who joins ICE is absolutely the kind of man who thinks women should die for saying things like that. they absolutely crash out when we aren’t cowering in fear and making them feel scary & powerful
To paraphrase Margaret Atwood…”men are afraid that women will laugh at them, women are afraid that men will kill them”
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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You could smoke on the bus to school but couldn't mention the gays when you got there
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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DEAR DAWN MANY DEATHS P2

The end of Season 5 is here! You can now binge the entire historical romp, from the year 2000 all the way back to 800 BC!
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Your daily fortune:
Today's problems can be solved with patience, an email, tater tots, and a dagger, but it's up to you to determine the correct order.
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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People really thought that a lawyer would speak the truth and be a good leader. I mean there are some good lawyers out there, but most lawyers lie as easy as they breathe. Keir Starmer was always gonna be a spineless, cruel liar.
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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If you’re still on twitter I will have to assume you’re either a paedophile or absolutely fine with hanging out with them & seeing CSAM in your feed.
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Bunch of rats just scurried quickly off the earth. Probably nothing
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Cheer up there’s a brand new virus circulating.
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Margaret Thatcher ended free milk for the last entitled children (infants/under 7yrs old), except for draconically defined medically vulnerable children or those attending "special schools"(hate that term, so patronising), in 1980 which was the year that I started infants.
Free milk 5 days a week
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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We used to prioritise the convenience of smokers in practically every place you can imagine.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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The Palestine hunger strikers have been on hunger strike for over 60 days and are close to death.

They have not even been convicted of a crime - they are being held on remand (pre-trial) for more than twice the max time allowed, and counting…🧵
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Prints going live in thirtie minutes...
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Following the Nosferatu lino print I made last year, I wanted to make a companion piece spotlighting Count Orlok’s familiar: wily estate agent Herr Knock!
This print will be available in the shop from 12:00 (GMT) On Friday 9th Jan…
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January 9, 2026 at 11:28 AM