Canal Cryptid 🦀
@canalcryptid.bsky.social
Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian.
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
paypal.me/CanalCryptid
I was trying to get up and do stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I was trying to get up and do stuff.
Wtf is going on with links today.
This is what I'm hankering for:
This is what I'm hankering for:
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wtf is going on with links today.
This is what I'm hankering for:
This is what I'm hankering for:
Only crude pumpkins this year.
The cracked elbow means I'm not up to doing anything artistic.
The cracked elbow means I'm not up to doing anything artistic.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Only crude pumpkins this year.
The cracked elbow means I'm not up to doing anything artistic.
The cracked elbow means I'm not up to doing anything artistic.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Spent the morning clearing a fallen tree that was blocking the towpath.
Which is useful, it's dangerous in the woods right now with the high winds, so it's safe firewood.
Come here this afternoon to see Jay the Jerkoff doubling down on her Musk2.0 temper tantrum.
Someone please hack her account.
Which is useful, it's dangerous in the woods right now with the high winds, so it's safe firewood.
Come here this afternoon to see Jay the Jerkoff doubling down on her Musk2.0 temper tantrum.
Someone please hack her account.
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Spent the morning clearing a fallen tree that was blocking the towpath.
Which is useful, it's dangerous in the woods right now with the high winds, so it's safe firewood.
Come here this afternoon to see Jay the Jerkoff doubling down on her Musk2.0 temper tantrum.
Someone please hack her account.
Which is useful, it's dangerous in the woods right now with the high winds, so it's safe firewood.
Come here this afternoon to see Jay the Jerkoff doubling down on her Musk2.0 temper tantrum.
Someone please hack her account.
Pretty, shiny new toy 😁
October 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Pretty, shiny new toy 😁
Spent a whole £1 treating myself today.
Feeling guilty as fuck about it now.
She's so cute though.
Feeling guilty as fuck about it now.
She's so cute though.
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Spent a whole £1 treating myself today.
Feeling guilty as fuck about it now.
She's so cute though.
Feeling guilty as fuck about it now.
She's so cute though.
The brains behind this account:
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The brains behind this account:
Trying to pass the time on this course.
Doodling because one thing I cannot stand is having idle hands.
Doodling because one thing I cannot stand is having idle hands.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Trying to pass the time on this course.
Doodling because one thing I cannot stand is having idle hands.
Doodling because one thing I cannot stand is having idle hands.
Boat stowaway 🐸
There were 2 more after I evicted this adorable little sod, but they were very wriggly and jumpy and wouldn't cooperate for photos.
There were 2 more after I evicted this adorable little sod, but they were very wriggly and jumpy and wouldn't cooperate for photos.
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Boat stowaway 🐸
There were 2 more after I evicted this adorable little sod, but they were very wriggly and jumpy and wouldn't cooperate for photos.
There were 2 more after I evicted this adorable little sod, but they were very wriggly and jumpy and wouldn't cooperate for photos.
I committed the heinous crime of leaving the boat for a whole quarter hour earlier.
My escape route from the bed is now effectively barricaded.
They're still not talking to me though.
My escape route from the bed is now effectively barricaded.
They're still not talking to me though.
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I committed the heinous crime of leaving the boat for a whole quarter hour earlier.
My escape route from the bed is now effectively barricaded.
They're still not talking to me though.
My escape route from the bed is now effectively barricaded.
They're still not talking to me though.
Front deck Friend Shaped Satan Bird came burbling in the front door and demanded breakfast this morning.
Breakfast was promptly provided, on the front deck not inside the boat.
I think we're not far off him letting us pick him up and look at his tags.
Maybe we can find his owner.
Breakfast was promptly provided, on the front deck not inside the boat.
I think we're not far off him letting us pick him up and look at his tags.
Maybe we can find his owner.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Front deck Friend Shaped Satan Bird came burbling in the front door and demanded breakfast this morning.
Breakfast was promptly provided, on the front deck not inside the boat.
I think we're not far off him letting us pick him up and look at his tags.
Maybe we can find his owner.
Breakfast was promptly provided, on the front deck not inside the boat.
I think we're not far off him letting us pick him up and look at his tags.
Maybe we can find his owner.
Nuuuuu!!!
Let the little friend shaped Satan Birds in!
🥺
Let the little friend shaped Satan Birds in!
🥺
August 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Nuuuuu!!!
Let the little friend shaped Satan Birds in!
🥺
Let the little friend shaped Satan Birds in!
🥺
If you see this, post smth toothy 🦷
August 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you see this, post smth toothy 🦷
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Oh I am so dead.
Oh I am so dead.
August 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Oh I am so dead.
Oh I am so dead.
No cheating, post the last picture of your pet(s):
August 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No cheating, post the last picture of your pet(s):
Looks like she deleted several of her comments, or maybe just one so breaking the chain.
Such a shame I have receipts.
Sorry that the images are out of order, low on spoons and can't unravel the order they should be posted in.
Such a shame I have receipts.
Sorry that the images are out of order, low on spoons and can't unravel the order they should be posted in.
August 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Looks like she deleted several of her comments, or maybe just one so breaking the chain.
Such a shame I have receipts.
Sorry that the images are out of order, low on spoons and can't unravel the order they should be posted in.
Such a shame I have receipts.
Sorry that the images are out of order, low on spoons and can't unravel the order they should be posted in.