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FLOWERBLOOM CH. 5 - HARVEST
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
sometimes someone says something that makes you realise things about your work
February 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
sometimes someone says something that makes you realise things about your work
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⚓️ ...oh God, a Dutch translation of FLOWERBLOOM would be *such* an incredible fucking bit.
BLOEMENBLOESEM, nu in de boekenwinkel bij jou in de buurt!
BLOEMENBLOESEM, nu in de boekenwinkel bij jou in de buurt!
although, christ, the fact that this sint your native language does make it even more impressive
..... fuck, can we see dutchpeopletalk version of flowerbloom.....
..... fuck, can we see dutchpeopletalk version of flowerbloom.....
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
⚓️ ...oh God, a Dutch translation of FLOWERBLOOM would be *such* an incredible fucking bit.
BLOEMENBLOESEM, nu in de boekenwinkel bij jou in de buurt!
BLOEMENBLOESEM, nu in de boekenwinkel bij jou in de buurt!
⚓️ Gamble paid off baybeyyyyy
⚓️ god writing FLOWERBLOOM ch. 5 and I'm doing the funniest shit imaginable with Gwyndiane rn, truly betting it all on Her aura being strong enough to survive this lmao
February 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
⚓️ Gamble paid off baybeyyyyy
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FLOWERBLOOM Ch. 5
"and another thing: im not fucking dogs. please dont put in the newspaper that i fuck dogs." -Gwyndiane Tesler
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
FLOWERBLOOM Ch. 5
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OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY'S DESK:
Folks, you're really going to like FLOWERBLOOM chapter 5
Folks, you're really going to like FLOWERBLOOM chapter 5
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY'S DESK:
Folks, you're really going to like FLOWERBLOOM chapter 5
Folks, you're really going to like FLOWERBLOOM chapter 5
YES THIS IS IT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GWYNDIANE IS PEOPLE *GET* IT HELL YEAH
Shes just a factually deeply obsessive insane person who hurts herself and her own mental health by staying tethered to her fascist ideal of impossible perfection which causes her to lash out and try and control everything around her instead of. Like. Being healthy.
Because shes a handler.
Because shes a handler.
February 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
YES THIS IS IT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GWYNDIANE IS PEOPLE *GET* IT HELL YEAH
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Honestly I think the core thesis of Gwyn as a character is "All Handlers are categorically neurotic fucking losers, it's a job requirement" tbh
We just don't really see it in other fics bc they usually don't give Handler PoV's (I'm not counting Kione bc she clearly is just one of Handler's toys)
We just don't really see it in other fics bc they usually don't give Handler PoV's (I'm not counting Kione bc she clearly is just one of Handler's toys)
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Honestly I think the core thesis of Gwyn as a character is "All Handlers are categorically neurotic fucking losers, it's a job requirement" tbh
We just don't really see it in other fics bc they usually don't give Handler PoV's (I'm not counting Kione bc she clearly is just one of Handler's toys)
We just don't really see it in other fics bc they usually don't give Handler PoV's (I'm not counting Kione bc she clearly is just one of Handler's toys)
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i think Gwyndiane is just the logical endpoint if you think that you can prove that you're actually a dog by doing/thinking some innocuous thing. moral ocd but for proving you're a human and not a dog
February 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
i think Gwyndiane is just the logical endpoint if you think that you can prove that you're actually a dog by doing/thinking some innocuous thing. moral ocd but for proving you're a human and not a dog
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It always takes me aback how unabashedly committed to Gwyn being the just downright freakiest weirdo boss failure Mira's writing is. I love it so much I wanna squish her cheeks and laugh at her so badly.
February 19, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It always takes me aback how unabashedly committed to Gwyn being the just downright freakiest weirdo boss failure Mira's writing is. I love it so much I wanna squish her cheeks and laugh at her so badly.
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The worst thing about bratting is that it actually works. Yes, if I am refused what I rightfully own, of course I'm going to take it by force.
"But you're encouraging bad behavior-" shut the fuck up. It's MINE. It will be reminded of its place.
"But you're encouraging bad behavior-" shut the fuck up. It's MINE. It will be reminded of its place.
February 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The worst thing about bratting is that it actually works. Yes, if I am refused what I rightfully own, of course I'm going to take it by force.
"But you're encouraging bad behavior-" shut the fuck up. It's MINE. It will be reminded of its place.
"But you're encouraging bad behavior-" shut the fuck up. It's MINE. It will be reminded of its place.
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Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
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if youre a customer you should treat workers like gods that can end your impudent little life or you should die
February 17, 2026 at 7:17 AM
if youre a customer you should treat workers like gods that can end your impudent little life or you should die
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Read FLOWERBLOOM! Seriously, get your nose out of your spankbank and go read this, pronto ✨ you will not regret it. Okay maybe some regrets but mostly in the form of profound rage at certain characters. Go! Now!
FLOWERBLOOM CH. 5 - HARVEST
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
February 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Read FLOWERBLOOM! Seriously, get your nose out of your spankbank and go read this, pronto ✨ you will not regret it. Okay maybe some regrets but mostly in the form of profound rage at certain characters. Go! Now!
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FLOWERBLOOM CH. 5 - HARVEST
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
February 18, 2026 at 1:29 PM
FLOWERBLOOM CH. 5 - HARVEST
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
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this isnt one of those bigotries like xenophobia that can sway the masses because the masses dont think we have any impact on their lives. transphobia just doesnt mobilize the populace which is why after a decade its still a phenomenon driven entirely by media and elite capture
February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
this isnt one of those bigotries like xenophobia that can sway the masses because the masses dont think we have any impact on their lives. transphobia just doesnt mobilize the populace which is why after a decade its still a phenomenon driven entirely by media and elite capture
ok i think i've seen most of the funny Andrew Arrest hahas that we have
might check back in the evening but for now i'm back to my break
if you see any bangers about the arrest in the meantime link them here please and thank you love ya ♡
might check back in the evening but for now i'm back to my break
if you see any bangers about the arrest in the meantime link them here please and thank you love ya ♡
February 19, 2026 at 12:16 PM
ok i think i've seen most of the funny Andrew Arrest hahas that we have
might check back in the evening but for now i'm back to my break
if you see any bangers about the arrest in the meantime link them here please and thank you love ya ♡
might check back in the evening but for now i'm back to my break
if you see any bangers about the arrest in the meantime link them here please and thank you love ya ♡
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To give him credit, he stops short of "got the bastard."
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 PM
To give him credit, he stops short of "got the bastard."
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Gwyn is such a wierdo freak i love to hate this evil insane freak of a woman and if you want to hate her better and more accurately (as any true hater does) you have to read this latest chapter. She is truly so weird and it is written so incredibly well. Check it out folks.
FLOWERBLOOM CH. 5 - HARVEST
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
February 19, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Gwyn is such a wierdo freak i love to hate this evil insane freak of a woman and if you want to hate her better and more accurately (as any true hater does) you have to read this latest chapter. She is truly so weird and it is written so incredibly well. Check it out folks.
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this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit
you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table
you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from
you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table
you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
I’m constantly astounded at the sheer level of artistic production coming out of Iceland. Novels, movies, music. Amazing.
February 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit
you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table
you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from
you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table
you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from
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What Lizzie's protection of Andrew, /and/ Charles' suspension of that protection, has proven, is that whether the law can reach the monarch's family is dependent entirely on the monarch /regardless of what the law says./ This cannot be fixed with acts of parliament unless they kill the institution.
February 19, 2026 at 11:24 AM
What Lizzie's protection of Andrew, /and/ Charles' suspension of that protection, has proven, is that whether the law can reach the monarch's family is dependent entirely on the monarch /regardless of what the law says./ This cannot be fixed with acts of parliament unless they kill the institution.
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You have to look at this. You have to. I'm not saying why. You'll just have to trust me.
FLOWERBLOOM CH. 5 - HARVEST
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
A dog is prepared for inspection. A Handler loses control.
February 19, 2026 at 11:24 AM
You have to look at this. You have to. I'm not saying why. You'll just have to trust me.
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a girl is a kind of gift you can give to people you really like
February 19, 2026 at 7:38 AM
a girl is a kind of gift you can give to people you really like
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Hi, I wrote a little mechsplo thing!
What happens to a Hound that can no longer fight, but whose possessive Handler refuses to let be put down?
(This was very self-indulgent)
archiveofourown.org/works/79765401
What happens to a Hound that can no longer fight, but whose possessive Handler refuses to let be put down?
(This was very self-indulgent)
archiveofourown.org/works/79765401
Eternal - Archiru - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Hi, I wrote a little mechsplo thing!
What happens to a Hound that can no longer fight, but whose possessive Handler refuses to let be put down?
(This was very self-indulgent)
archiveofourown.org/works/79765401
What happens to a Hound that can no longer fight, but whose possessive Handler refuses to let be put down?
(This was very self-indulgent)
archiveofourown.org/works/79765401
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Can you imagine if the Republican Party actually implodes and "republican" in the English-speaking word becomes mostly about abolishing the monarchy again?
February 19, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Can you imagine if the Republican Party actually implodes and "republican" in the English-speaking word becomes mostly about abolishing the monarchy again?
wonder if there's someone out there with the username "mechsploitation stan account" that just posts about folk music 90% of the time and only talks abt mechsplo 10% of the time. the Mirror Mira. god that'd be so funny
February 19, 2026 at 11:18 AM
wonder if there's someone out there with the username "mechsploitation stan account" that just posts about folk music 90% of the time and only talks abt mechsplo 10% of the time. the Mirror Mira. god that'd be so funny